I smell Soraka, who apparently has yet to be permabanned.

A small shrubbery (Female Loboshigaru)

PWND

Are you guys crazy? I would've favoured her for that.

Soraka is a 4chan-er, or a 420chan-er, or something

420

Of the entire conversation, you chose that one to quote?

(Though that's not to say that wasn't funny)

Yep. It amused me much more than the other bits.

Oi, Ried you


What REALLY happened:

QUOTE

pipel
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Id Pipe Herb Puffs Status
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85999 a simple oaken pipe weed 6 Unlit
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.

You take a long drag off your pipe.


You giggle happily.

Druidess Ried of the Rowan asks you, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You give a simple oaken pipe to Druidess Ried of the Rowan.

You wink conspiratorially at Ried.

Ried blinks.

Ried takes a long drag off her pipe.

Ried blinks.



Druidess Ried of the Rowan says, "That's..."

Druidess Ried of the Rowan says, "Certainly interesting..."

Ried gives a simple oaken pipe to you.



You giggle happily.

Druidess Ried of the Rowan says, "Wow..."

Ried tells you, "This is so cool! XD."

Another one packs the pipe!
Another one packs the pipe!
And another one tokes and another one tokes,
Another one packs the pipe!
Hey I got some green for you,
Another one packs the pipe!

Oooh, Hel-loooo Ried. *steal*

In which Incabulos has too much caffeine.

(Clan): You say, "Too much caffeine in that one."

(Clan): Melville says, "Arix is talking? Ugh. He needs more planar ."

(Clan): You say, "Somebody give him downers."

(Clan): Incabulos says, "Your mom and your mome and o."

(Clan): Incabulos says, "Aaaand calm."

-five seconds later-

(Clan): Incabulos says,
"Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogmogmogmogmgogmogmgogmogmgogmgogmgoggmgogmgogmgogmgogmgoggmgogmo."

(Clan): Incabulos says, "I'm playing two muds,, browsing porno, rearrasaging my itunes, and trolling christianforums.com alll at the same time holy ."

(Clan): Melville says, "Incabulos :S Slow down."

(Clan): Incabulos says, "I wantta feelin like this gforteeevertr."

*Now has a new desktop background*

Boys measuring at its finest:

You ask, "Is Rika a griefer?"

You pull on a fickle finger of fate.
A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Clotho's
face.

Emanating from the eerie face of Clotho, a strange voice intones, "Yes."

I'm griefing you for that.

Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms says, "Does Stangmar secretly hope for 20 minutes alone
in a manse with Munsia, Trader bob, and six vials of regeneration?"

Shadow Druid Drakonassus of Glomdoring says, "PULL IT."

Arix pulls on a fickle finger of fate.
A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of Lachesis's face.

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

Emanating from the eerie face of Lachesis, a strange voice intones, "Cannot predict now."

A fickle finger of fate goes dark as the conjured face disappears.

Drakonassus rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "Does Reiha secretly want to do unspeakable things with Narsrim that
may or may not require the generous use of mending salve afterwards?"

You pull on a fickle finger of fate.
A fickle finger of fate begins to softly glow with an eerie light.

Beams of light from a fickle finger of fate coalesce into the shape of
Lachesis's face.

Reiha says, "NO."

Reiha vigorously shakes her head in adamant disagreement.

Emanating from the eerie face of Lachesis, a strange voice intones, "It is
decidedly so."

A fickle finger of fate goes dark as the conjured face disappears.

A barrage of icy water crashes in from the northeast and pounds at your flesh,
knocking the breath out of you.
The Starleaper comes to your aid and whisks you away from danger.
Passing through the Cassis Cornuta Gate.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A statue of Mazeb
stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 25 archons of Eternal
Light here. An obsidian eye sigil is here. Doman, Aquatic Shifter is here. He
wields a coral staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southwest, northwest, and up (closed door).
A statue of Mazeb unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Mazeb unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Mazeb unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Mazeb unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Mazeb unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Mazeb unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
The raucous notes of a wild song assail your senses, leaving you stunned.
4890h, 4890m, 2850e, 10p, 22500en, 15970w lrxkp-
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot
stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of
white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot
stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot
stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot
stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
You have been slain by an archon of Eternal Light.

Well, you too, Shanth.