Sorry bout that

Ekki raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a plague lord, dissolving his
flesh.
A plague lord begins to yell for help.
(Magnagora): A plague lord says, "Invaders at 'centre of the Necropolis!"
A greater elemental of earth springs to a plague lord's defence.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
Rasshid d'Sifal springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
4521h, 2865m, 3297e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|

Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows his head and chants the name of Ekki, whose
body is outlined in a dark glow.
Ekki has been slain by Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith.


And that, boys and girls, is why we don't attack guards, especially as a novice

Ixion reaches over and spanks you firmly on your bum.

No cookies for you.

And thats why you don't guard Ardrak, he's a jerk and steals your kills.

Stay away from my IG daughter, I just got her to join!

(Bellator Societas): Geb says, "D *hic* rink yyyoursewwf tm death Desptrush. I iilll resurrrect yoe."

Way to piss off a bunch of Serens.... amazing how all it takes is one little novice.


(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Abeytu won't tell me how
many centaurs died in Nintoba's journey to Serenwilde. He told me a story about
Gloriana and Glomdoring and how they twisted from the Taint."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But I'm not being given a
number."
(Glade): Lendren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How many centaurs died
in the story?
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He doesn't say."
(Glade): Faymar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He does say."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He says..."
(Glade): Sahra (from the Aetherways) says, "How many made it tot he
destination?"
(Glade): Lendren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He does... it's just not
what you're expecting. Listen again."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tricky tricky."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Its a trick question."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "None died."
(Glade): Lendren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Abeytu's a tricksy
wight."
(Glade): Brylle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hee hee, there you go!"
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Aye. I just kicked him in
the shin for being mean."
(Glade): Brylle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hey! don't kick him! He's
nice!"
(Glade): Lendren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oi, I wouldn't do that,
he's also a cranky fellow."
(Glade): Brylle (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He gives gold for
weevils!"
(Glade): Sahra (from the Aetherways) says, "That's not a trick question..
because Zero is an amount, and zero died.."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He does?"
(Glade): Seraphia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And that's very
disrespectfull."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm sorry abeytu!"
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We made up. I apologized
for being disrespectful."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But he doesn't like
hugs."
(Glade): Ashyr (from the Aetherways) says, "Blasphemy!"
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He said he didn't want to
catch anything that I have."
(Glade): Amthae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Am I sick?"

I didn't think anyone was pissed, just amused. (Except maybe Seraphia.)

The truth about Glomdoring's new Seneschal is revealed:

Darn those novices, such big distractions.

Oh great. I wonder how long it'll take the U.S. to invade.

I associate with people with dirty minds and quote them.

lol, shiri'd

I wouldn't worry about her giving anyone anything. That only happens if you swap fluids.

sometimes I wonder if CLTOFF before I leave the realms is the right option

Masterchef Arin De'ravenna, Purveyor of the Hymn says, "You will see me naked!"
6625h, 2671m, 4284e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Mana: -19|
'Oh gods.
You say, "Oh gods."
6625h, 2690m, 4284e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Mana: 19|
seenoevil
You place both hands over your eyes, blocking the world from sight.
6625h, 2668m, 4284e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Mana: -22|

Arin removes a white silk loincloth embroidered with a silver harp.
6625h, 2668m, 4284e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|

Arin runs circles around the room with outstretched arms, happily screaming, "Wheee!"
6625h, 2649m, 4284e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe||Mana: -19|

Arin's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and he falls into a deep sleep.

(Spires of the Crown): You say, "Papa?"
(Spires of the Crown): Eventru says, "Papa can you heeaar me.."
(Spires of the Crown): Eventru says, "Ahem."

(Spires of the Crown): Eventru says, "Yes?"
(Spires of the Crown): You say, "Hah."
(Spires of the Crown): You say, "Not You, Papa!"
(Spires of the Crown): You say, "Faragan!"
(Spires of the Crown): Eventru says, "Aha!"

(Spires of the Crown): Faragan says, "Lord?"
(Spires of the Crown): You say, "No, me, Papa."
(Spires of the Crown): Eventru says, "Aison wanted your attention, not Us."
(Spires of the Crown): Faragan says, "Oh ok...just wondering for what the ahha
was."

Funny to think about on Faragan's side. All of a sudden there'd be a random AHA!

ROFL

Language, tsk tsk - mods

Sorry!

Message #3797 Sent by: Telperion
05/02 00:52 "You are an ass."

I know, only the truth is funny.