Doman2008-05-03 23:48:49
QUOTE
You create a telekinetic ring of force around the throat of Kurama and viciously
make it contract.
Kurama puts a hand to his throat as his eyes bulge out and tongue extrudes.
You say to Kurama, "Your lack of faith is disturbing."
make it contract.
Kurama puts a hand to his throat as his eyes bulge out and tongue extrudes.
You say to Kurama, "Your lack of faith is disturbing."
Celina2008-05-04 00:11:29
QUOTE(Doman @ May 3 2008, 06:48 PM) 508657
Psh quote thief. I've already been quoted doing that!
Bashara2008-05-04 04:30:37
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Doman tells you, "It puts the lotion in the basket."
Doman2008-05-04 05:40:06
Hey! That was our private time!
Kaalak2008-05-04 20:40:22
When the Divine are away, the juveniles will play.
(Order): Ashteru says, "How's the cesspit of the northwest doing, Kaal?"
(Order): You say, "We are polluting your streams every time we flush my good
sir."
(Order): You say, "Considering you are downriver and all."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Then it's good that you are so uptight that you never
need to go the toilet."
(Order): You say, "Ash. Consider that Glomdoring is very fertile ground. HMMM."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Grows on corpses of annoying cardinals."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Best way to let plants grow."
(Order): You say, "I'm glad I'm the last one left then."
(Order): You say, "The one that got away."
(Order): Ashteru says, "We will get you in the end."
(Order): You say, "Thank's but I have a girlfriend."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Unbelieveable. So you finally found a blind, deaf and
scentless girl?"
(Order): You say, "I'm not talking about your mother."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Ouch."
(Order): You say, "Remember. You are sparring with a member of the Order of Lord
Elostian!"
(Order): You say, "It is my duty to sharpen your dull wit."
------Poor Ashbear takes time to think-------
(Order): Ashteru says, "Shouldn't you do that with actually witty replies
yourself, not by resorting to your momma jokes?"
(Order): You say, "Ha!"
(Order): You say, "Touche hairy one. Touche."
(Order): Ashteru says, "How's the cesspit of the northwest doing, Kaal?"
(Order): You say, "We are polluting your streams every time we flush my good
sir."
(Order): You say, "Considering you are downriver and all."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Then it's good that you are so uptight that you never
need to go the toilet."
(Order): You say, "Ash. Consider that Glomdoring is very fertile ground. HMMM."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Grows on corpses of annoying cardinals."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Best way to let plants grow."
(Order): You say, "I'm glad I'm the last one left then."
(Order): You say, "The one that got away."
(Order): Ashteru says, "We will get you in the end."
(Order): You say, "Thank's but I have a girlfriend."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Unbelieveable. So you finally found a blind, deaf and
scentless girl?"
(Order): You say, "I'm not talking about your mother."
(Order): Ashteru says, "Ouch."
(Order): You say, "Remember. You are sparring with a member of the Order of Lord
Elostian!"
(Order): You say, "It is my duty to sharpen your dull wit."
------Poor Ashbear takes time to think-------
(Order): Ashteru says, "Shouldn't you do that with actually witty replies
yourself, not by resorting to your momma jokes?"
(Order): You say, "Ha!"
(Order): You say, "Touche hairy one. Touche."
Shaddus2008-05-04 21:00:16
QUOTE(Doman @ May 4 2008, 12:40 AM) 508706
Hey! That was our private time!
It scares me quite a bit, that the divine, in their infinite wisdom, allow Doman to have.... quiet time
Or even, time away from public eyes!!
^Not a personal attack
Also:
Ixion has been summarily beheaded by Patriarch Kalas Ixion, Ur'Marshal.
Doman2008-05-04 21:21:38
I'm sure they don't, really. They're always watching me... 
Shaddus2008-05-04 22:27:32
(Insert Clan Here): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, "Shikha I hope you like
the smell of beer...cuz ima be reaking like it as a dwarf!"
the smell of beer...cuz ima be reaking like it as a dwarf!"
Doman2008-05-05 00:49:55
QUOTE
(Market): You say, "Hmm, if someone can make me laugh, I will put some credits
up for 5000."
Balizar tells you, "Buttsex."
Shaddus tells you, "My penis is bigger than yours.
Message #241 Sent by: Casilu
05/05 00:45 "Three faelings walk into a bar, anything else would have tripped."
up for 5000."
Balizar tells you, "Buttsex."
Shaddus tells you, "My penis is bigger than yours.
Message #241 Sent by: Casilu
05/05 00:45 "Three faelings walk into a bar, anything else would have tripped."
Kharaen2008-05-05 00:56:30
Doman should be quoting from better movies.
Doman2008-05-05 00:58:45
BLASPHEMER! Never insult Star Wars. NEVAR
Kaalak2008-05-05 02:24:09
QUOTE(Doman @ May 4 2008, 05:58 PM) 508941
BLASPHEMER! Never insult Star Wars. NEVAR
Clearly you did not watch episodes 1-3.
Doman2008-05-05 02:58:38
Those are not part of Star Wars!
Kharaen2008-05-05 03:31:56
'It puts the lotion in the basket.' was Silence of the Lambs, I'm sure.
Anyways, Nocht had a sing-for-me-or-I'll-smite-you contest, here's the results:
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Twisting like shadows in the Glomdoring dark, The wyrd creeps onward, leaves its mark."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And from the land its sustenance draws, From its branches come foreboding caws."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A maddening rustle, a dreadful pall, As inevitably, it conquers all."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And subtle do its tendrils snake, Leaving Wyrden glory in its wake."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No moonlight tricks, but primal power, In its merciless swathe, the thorny flower."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The Wyrd is perfection, no abbhorent blight, but the living proof of Glomdoring's might."
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A Black Rose shall bloom, before the Light returns."
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Night's petals all around, which they cannot burn."
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "For touched by the Wyrd, do our hearts remain."
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Forever wrapped in shade, souls shall not bend."
(Harbingers): You say, "Rustling from up on nigh, Oiled feathers whisper and sigh."
(Harbingers): You say, "From the depths of Mother's Night, Do the ignorant lose their sight."
(Harbingers): You say, "Under canopies withered and dry, Cackling murders begin to fly."
(Harbingers): You say, "The forest lives and walks, Weak prey is what they stalk."
(Harbingers): You say, "Hidden within shadows between tarred trees, Nekai blades flash, death in its breeze."
(Harbingers): You say, "Rustling leaves and glowing glyphs, Death revealed in seeming myths."
(Harbingers): You say, "A howl of foreboding loneliness, Leads the shadow warrior to an unlucky witness."
(Harbingers): You say, "Their cry of despair tears the silence, Swallowed in its infinite insignificance."
(Harbingers): You say, "Spread the Wyrd does Brennans legacy, Their cudgels, saplings and beasts bear no fallacy."
(Harbingers): You say, "Haunting melodies shall lull the unwary, Exploding heads splatter so merrily."
(Harbingers): You say, "Creeping tendrils of the Wyrd ever lengthen, Ever seeking dominance over the horizon."
(Harbingers): You say, "Time and time has it been proven, Shall the Wyrd trample upon the undeserving."
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the Light to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Light, You live by the past that you see, How can I explain the future, To one with only hindsight?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the Tree to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Tree, It would make your branches stronger, It could make your roots twist and dance, If from it you do not flee."
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the Change to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Change, It becomes what it needs to be, But without the waste of mistakes, Through which unheeded you range."
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the young to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Young, If I tell, your heart will it ask, But your spirit will it strengthen, Will you hear, will you hear, my young?"
Eliron won, but I think all the songs were pretty good. I was really impressed with Virilen, he's a newbie!
Anyways, Nocht had a sing-for-me-or-I'll-smite-you contest, here's the results:
QUOTE
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Twisting like shadows in the Glomdoring dark, The wyrd creeps onward, leaves its mark."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And from the land its sustenance draws, From its branches come foreboding caws."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A maddening rustle, a dreadful pall, As inevitably, it conquers all."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And subtle do its tendrils snake, Leaving Wyrden glory in its wake."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No moonlight tricks, but primal power, In its merciless swathe, the thorny flower."
(Harbingers): Virilen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The Wyrd is perfection, no abbhorent blight, but the living proof of Glomdoring's might."
QUOTE
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A Black Rose shall bloom, before the Light returns."
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Night's petals all around, which they cannot burn."
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "For touched by the Wyrd, do our hearts remain."
(Harbingers): Maellio (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Forever wrapped in shade, souls shall not bend."
QUOTE
(Harbingers): You say, "Rustling from up on nigh, Oiled feathers whisper and sigh."
(Harbingers): You say, "From the depths of Mother's Night, Do the ignorant lose their sight."
(Harbingers): You say, "Under canopies withered and dry, Cackling murders begin to fly."
(Harbingers): You say, "The forest lives and walks, Weak prey is what they stalk."
(Harbingers): You say, "Hidden within shadows between tarred trees, Nekai blades flash, death in its breeze."
(Harbingers): You say, "Rustling leaves and glowing glyphs, Death revealed in seeming myths."
(Harbingers): You say, "A howl of foreboding loneliness, Leads the shadow warrior to an unlucky witness."
(Harbingers): You say, "Their cry of despair tears the silence, Swallowed in its infinite insignificance."
(Harbingers): You say, "Spread the Wyrd does Brennans legacy, Their cudgels, saplings and beasts bear no fallacy."
(Harbingers): You say, "Haunting melodies shall lull the unwary, Exploding heads splatter so merrily."
(Harbingers): You say, "Creeping tendrils of the Wyrd ever lengthen, Ever seeking dominance over the horizon."
(Harbingers): You say, "Time and time has it been proven, Shall the Wyrd trample upon the undeserving."
QUOTE
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the Light to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Light, You live by the past that you see, How can I explain the future, To one with only hindsight?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the Tree to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Tree, It would make your branches stronger, It could make your roots twist and dance, If from it you do not flee."
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the Change to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Change, It becomes what it needs to be, But without the waste of mistakes, Through which unheeded you range."
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have heard, I have heard, Said the young to the Shadow, Of a thing called the Wyrd, Of its power do you know?"
(Harbingers): Eliron (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Said the Shadow to the Young, If I tell, your heart will it ask, But your spirit will it strengthen, Will you hear, will you hear, my young?"
Eliron won, but I think all the songs were pretty good. I was really impressed with Virilen, he's a newbie!
Aison2008-05-05 17:34:09
(House Aurendil): Talkan says, "First girl that pees on me is my first step into the world of murder."
Doman2008-05-05 18:16:34
Psh, we all know Talkan's a murderer anyway
Tervic2008-05-05 18:49:38
QUOTE(Doman @ May 4 2008, 07:58 PM) 508968
Those are not part of Star Wars!
You sir, just made my day.
Kharaen2008-05-05 21:42:33
QUOTE
(The Daughters of Attai): Callia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lol, I love some of the people in the Paladins, (Paladins) Censored says, "Wait... you are standing in the room with her? For how long? You know she has probably heard this entire conversation...""
Shaddus2008-05-05 21:59:38
<3 Infiltrate
Sarrasri2008-05-05 22:24:41
QUOTE
You drop the corpse of a rainbow trout.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou stares at the trout with interest.
Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou hunkers down near the floor as he slowly approaches.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou stops just close enough to reach out, claws bared, and
pad at the trout.
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
You say, "You can eat it!"
(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Sweet."
The trout flops spastically one last time.
With a slow flick of his tail, Eilidh, Son of Patchou leaves to the east.
(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "You don't wear panties, you naughty girl."
(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "I wonder if Eilidh likes merians."
Strolling languidly, Eilidh, Son of Patchou pads in from the east.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou panics and hides behind Sarrasri in terror.
You wrap a comforting arm around Eilidh, Son of Patchou.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou rubs against your leg, meowing affectionately.
(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "Eilidh hungrily feasts on the Merian infant."
Eilidh, Son of Patchou leans heavily against Sarrasri's ankle, refusing to even
look at the trout.
You say to Eilidh, Son of Patchou, "He can't hurt you, don't worry."
You have emoted: Sarrasri touches the trout to show that it has finally stopped
moving.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou sets to grooming his back, still ignoring the trout.
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "That'd be hilarious."
You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"
Amavan says to you, "Cook it."
The corners of Amavan's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
You say, "I don't cook."
Amavan says, "Shame. I guess it shall have to go uncooked then since we know no
one who does."
You have emoted: Sarrasri pokes the trout with her athame to ensure it is dead.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou stretches languidly, baring all his claws.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou rubs affectionately against Sarrasri's ankle and then,
avoiding the area with the trout completely, does the same to Amavan before
padding away.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou stares at the trout with interest.
Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou hunkers down near the floor as he slowly approaches.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou stops just close enough to reach out, claws bared, and
pad at the trout.
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
You say, "You can eat it!"
(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Sweet."
The trout flops spastically one last time.
With a slow flick of his tail, Eilidh, Son of Patchou leaves to the east.
(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "You don't wear panties, you naughty girl."
(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "I wonder if Eilidh likes merians."
Strolling languidly, Eilidh, Son of Patchou pads in from the east.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou panics and hides behind Sarrasri in terror.
You wrap a comforting arm around Eilidh, Son of Patchou.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou rubs against your leg, meowing affectionately.
(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "Eilidh hungrily feasts on the Merian infant."
Eilidh, Son of Patchou leans heavily against Sarrasri's ankle, refusing to even
look at the trout.
You say to Eilidh, Son of Patchou, "He can't hurt you, don't worry."
You have emoted: Sarrasri touches the trout to show that it has finally stopped
moving.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou sets to grooming his back, still ignoring the trout.
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "That'd be hilarious."
You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"
Amavan says to you, "Cook it."
The corners of Amavan's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
You say, "I don't cook."
Amavan says, "Shame. I guess it shall have to go uncooked then since we know no
one who does."
You have emoted: Sarrasri pokes the trout with her athame to ensure it is dead.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou stretches languidly, baring all his claws.
Eilidh, Son of Patchou rubs affectionately against Sarrasri's ankle and then,
avoiding the area with the trout completely, does the same to Amavan before
padding away.
