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by Terentia

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Arix2007-10-29 07:51:57
Aaaand here's to you, Mrs. Dekovan......
Arin2007-10-29 07:57:15
Narallen beats Laxinova in a debate.

Narallen laughs at Laxinova for losing.

Casilu checks out Narallen's ego and comments on its size.

Laxinova insisted she has the biggest ego of all and then...


Lady Casilu Q. Dekoven asks Narallen, "Want to debate me?"

Casilu flutters her eyelashes charmingly.

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Cas wants to mass debate."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "With her big ego."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Casilu says, "Supermassive ego. Get it right, husband."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Laxinova says, "Need a hand Cas?" <---cracked me up.
Aoife2007-10-29 11:48:04
QUOTE(shadow @ Oct 28 2007, 03:38 PM) 454045
(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Aetherways) says, "^(%w) says, "I'm so horny! And look at me, I have perky bosums and a cute button nose! {bitchslap %1}."


It's a good thing Forren is writing that system.
Kaervas2007-10-29 16:18:44
(Glomdoring): Newbie1 says, "Um i was just killed for no reason in the newbie area."

(Glomdoring): Person says, "By who?"

(Glomdoring): Newbie1 says, "By (killer newbie)."

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "Lets get him."

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "But I need pants first."

A few minutes later

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "Yay pants."
Noola2007-10-29 16:31:04
QUOTE(Kaervas @ Oct 29 2007, 11:18 AM) 454235
(Glomdoring): Newbie1 says, "Um i was just killed for no reason in the newbie area."

(Glomdoring): Person says, "By who?"

(Glomdoring): Newbie1 says, "By (killer newbie)."

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "Lets get him."

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "But I need pants first."

A few minutes later

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "Yay pants."


wub.gif

Newbies are so cute!
Unknown2007-10-29 16:54:55
QUOTE(Kaervas @ Oct 29 2007, 11:18 AM) 454235
(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "Yay pants."


I hope they were Pants of Eternal Darkness.

We're getting so soft these days.
Tervic2007-10-29 17:57:39
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Newbie1 says, "Um i was just killed for no reason in the newbie area."

(Glomdoring): Person says, "By who?"

(Glomdoring): Newbie1 says, "By (killer newbie)."

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "Lets get him."

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "But I need pants first."

A few minutes later

(Glomdoring): Newbie2 says, "Yay pants."


That's awesome laughing1.gif Were they radioactive pants marching through his veins?
Arix2007-10-29 19:27:16
They were assless chaps
Ildaudid2007-10-29 19:58:21
Good work Morvior, and as always Veo, great ceremony!
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Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "If everyone will remain quiet, I will begin."

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench moves to the front of the crowd, and beckons Morvior to follow.

Morvior d'Murani, Heir of the Earthen Truth tugs his robes a little bit, then quietly shuffles up.

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench raises her arms and places both hands on Morvior's shoulders.

Morvior kneels before Veonira, swearing his allegiance to her.

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "From the Earth we come, and to it we will Return in time."

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "The Earth, the Mountains, they stand through the tests of time and remember all that has passed, and know all that will come to pass."

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "The Earth remembers the Deeds that you have commited, Morvior , and through me, the Tainted Earth Rewards you. Your service to the guild, your dedication to our cause and your aide in returning our Earth Lords and Lady to their proper place in the Citadel have proven you as an exemplary Geomancer."

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench takes a jagged stone and slices her palm. She crouches down to the ground, placing her palm upon the earth. She rises, her hand full of mud created by the union or her blood with the earth.

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench dips her thumb in the mud, and with it draws a triangle on Morvior's forehead.

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "Like a Rock, you have shown stability in times of strife, and stood fast against the tests that have been put upon you."

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench dips her thumb in the mud again, and sweeps it across Morvior's cheeks in turn, creating two lines on each.

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "Like the Volcano, you have shown the ability to rouse when your time has come, to display your power and to cause all those that may dismiss the power of the Earth to fear it once more."

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench places her mud-covered palm on Morvior's face.

Archmage Veonira d'Murani, the Earth Wench says, "Like the Earth, you are a constant force of change, and a force of stability at the same time. As the Earth has recognized you for your deeds, so shall the Guild. Rise and be accounted for, Morvior!"

Morvior stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Veonira ceremoniously taps Morvior with the Tainted Medallion of Madness, bestowing upon him the guild's highest honour.

Unknown2007-10-29 20:01:26
QUOTE(Arix @ Oct 29 2007, 02:27 PM) 454256
They were assless chaps


You mean the newbies, or the pants?

Exeryte2007-10-29 20:10:09
Because he quit Glomdoring:

(Glomdoring): Thoros says, "Serenburgers...mmm....with the cheese and catsup and pickles.....OOHHHH time to go kill me a few Serens for this hearty meal."
Arix2007-10-29 20:13:23
what exactly is the difference between catsup and ketchup?
Myndaen2007-10-29 22:17:23
QUOTE(Arix @ Oct 29 2007, 03:13 PM) 454274
what exactly is the difference between catsup and ketchup?


I bet google would tell you!
Arix2007-10-29 22:29:56
apparently they're the same damn thing. Stupid etymology
Yevah2007-10-30 00:51:22
(Celest): Forren says, "Azaryu shattered."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Forren says, "And slain."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "Forren."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "You slew a citizen."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-
Arel2007-10-30 01:44:37
QUOTE(Yevah @ Oct 29 2007, 08:51 PM) 454331
(Celest): Forren says, "Azaryu shattered."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Forren says, "And slain."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "Forren."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "You slew a citizen."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

Forren has a problem!

Arel says: you all arent being very good conversationalists sad.gif
Dylara says: Sorry sweety, oozing
Arel says: that sounds gross dylara, just so you know
Jigan2007-10-30 01:58:19
QUOTE(Yevah @ Oct 29 2007, 07:51 PM) 454331
(Celest): Forren says, "Azaryu shattered."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Forren says, "And slain."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "Forren."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "You slew a citizen."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-


It's how Forren ensures there is no dissent. He "accidently" kills people during revolts. ninja.gif
Diamondais2007-10-30 02:12:51
QUOTE(Arel @ Oct 29 2007, 09:44 PM) 454343
Forren has a problem!

Arel says: you all arent being very good conversationalists sad.gif
Dylara says: Sorry sweety, oozing
Arel says: that sounds gross dylara, just so you know

That's ignoring the explenation. rolleyes.gif
Acrune2007-10-30 03:43:00
QUOTE(Yevah @ Oct 29 2007, 08:51 PM) 454331
(Celest): Forren says, "Azaryu shattered."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Forren says, "And slain."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "Forren."
4188h, 4188m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-

(Celest): Malicia says, "You slew a citizen."
4188h, 4113m, 4674e, 10p elrxkb-


Man, I hate when I do that. Little people need to learn the big people and be faster to let us know they're on our side. confused.gif
Arel2007-10-30 04:26:34
Sarrasri inclines her head politely to you.

"Yo!" Halamir exclaims enthusiastically as he waves to you.

You incline your head politely to Sarrasri.

Leiliadhe performs a graceful curtsey.

You raise your hand in greeting to Halamir and say "Hi!"

You say, "Greetings!"

The Cloister.
The area is suffused with an eerie, deep blue light, signifying a healing shrine
of Elostian nearby. A crystal rose bush grows here, sparkling brilliantly in the
twilight. His brow deeply furrowed, a thoughtful scholar paces back and forth
here. Eilia Helfarch Sarrasri Talnara, Dancer of Silver Mists is here. She
wields an athame dagger in her left hand and an emblazoned hunter's shield in
her right. Spinner Leiliadhe d'Illici, Proselyte of Dusk is here. She wields a
dark shield in the form of crow wings in her left hand and an athame dagger in
her right. Halamir is here. He wields a solid iron tahto staff with both hands.
You see a single exit leading east.

Halamir says, "This is my heathenous wife."

Halamir says, "To be."

Halamir says, "Again."

Sarrasri smirks.

Halamir says, "I thought I'd bring her in the temple to see if she burned."

You say to Leiliadhe, "This is Halamir, a fellow Ordermate."

Leiliadhe nods her head at you.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Leiliadhe curtseys respectfully before Halamir.

You say to Leiliadhe, "And this is of course, Seneschal Sarrasri of Serenwilde."

Leiliadhe nods her head.