Awesome A Glomdoring being led by the nose by a Serenwilder. You go boy!

I cave really easy to peer pressure, especially when there's violence and noobs involved


Rave: CREDIT SALES FTW!

Inner hive dining hall. (Neferti Fungus Gardens.)
Shafts of blue light form crisscrossing patterns here. Superimposed over this
location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. Always in a ready stance, a
kephera warrior scans the area alertly.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, west, and northwest.
4890h, 4583m, 4380e, 10p, 22498en, 16538w exk-w
order desitrus kick kephera

The throne room. (Neferti Fungus Gardens.)
Shafts of blue light form crisscrossing patterns here. Superimposed over this
location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A huge waxen pot is
suspended here over heated rocks. There are 6 kephera warriors here. Desitrus
Kamau is here. He wields an intricately adorned klangaxe with both hands.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
4890h, 4658m, 4380e, 10p, 22498en, 16552w exk-
Desitrus leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a kephera warrior.
A kephera warrior dodges the blow.

Nice force, I'll be sure to be appropriately cheap next time. <3

Let's be real, it's not like you, a demigod paladin, were going to die to max two rounds of attacks from a few kephera guards. It was mainly for my own amusement.

More like.. demi nub

When did Desitrus get Demigod?

Yep. Douche bags.

Oh, I must have been thinking of someone else. Whatever. It's still not like he was going to die to that

Slowpoke.

(The Talnaras): Akui says, "Basically, it goes like this. Event starts. the "if
you don't do this, you hate fae. You don't... hate fae, DO YOU?" card is played,
ensuring both communes spaz. Everyone runs around a lot, a bunch of mags do the
mag thing and get killed, then a few people run around, and Maeve does something
weird that undoes the whole thing anyway."

Mis, but...

(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "Shuyinejixiel. Hm."

This is from yesterday.

You touch the Medallion of War and are surrounded by a blaze red flames. The
world spins around you, as you are carried off towards the Hallways of Avechna.
The Hallways of Avechna. (Transcendental Fulcrux.)
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, down, and in.
4890h, 4635m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21239w ex-ent

The following beings are in your entourage:
The following players are in your entourage:
4890h, 4635m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21239w ex-darkcall thrall

The ground rumbles and splits open as a hideous archdemon crawls out and
scuttles to your side, cringing and groveling at your feet.
4890h, 4555m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21224w x-
Xenthos arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
Kelysa arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
Kinson arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
A mottled blue wyvern glides in from the ether on its massive leathery wings.
Sarrasri arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
Raguel arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
Dylara arrives following Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones.
Exeryte arrives following Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda.
Gregori arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
Leiliadhe arrives following Spirit Warden Xenthos An'Ryshe, the Ebon Strategist.
Nejii arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
Aramel arrives following Lord Shuyin, the Ace of Blades.
A skeleton appears and forms into Shuyin.
4890h, 4555m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21238w x-
With a powerful lunge, Shuyin strikes at you with a frost-streaked steel
broadsword. Shuyin strikes your right leg, striking a major artery that splurts
blood in all directions.
3904h, 4555m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21238w x-
With a powerful lunge, Shuyin strikes at you with a sand-scoured golden
broadsword. Shuyin strikes your right leg, striking a major artery that splurts
blood in all directions.
2918h, 4555m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21238w x-
You bleed 119 health.
clot
clot
2799h, 4555m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21238w x-clot
clot
clot

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2799h, 4495m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21226w x-clwho

You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2799h, 4435m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21214w x-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2799h, 4375m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21202w x-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2799h, 4315m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21190w x-
You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
2799h, 4255m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21178w x-
The following members of the clan of Bellator Societas are online:
Brother Shamarah, Student of Malice
Shadow Dylara Nimaet, Ward of the Rose
2799h, 4255m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21178w x-
Patchou the Moon Cat streaks between your legs at lightning speed, forcing you
to stumble lose your balance.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
you.
2799h, 4255m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21178w -drink health

Leiliadhe grabs you by the back of the neck and pulls you forward into an
embrace. Her cold lips press against the neck, and you are momentarily frozen in
pain as your lifeforce is sucked from you.
1373h, 4255m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21178w -outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2010h, 4255m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21178w -
Nejii slices through your chest in a graceful arc with Tarmoj, Sunrise Warp.
You howl in agony as the shofa digs deep and pierces your spine. Your body
focus body
suddenly starts to feel numb.
Nejii slices through your chest in a graceful arc with Kjat, Horizon Weft.
You howl in agony as the shofa digs deep and pierces your spine. Your body
focus body
suddenly starts to feel numb.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
Colors fade and everything becomes dark and black.
outr faeleaf
eat faeleaf
With a quick spin, Nejii kicks you in the chest with her left foot.
918h, 4255m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21178w bp-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 130.
918h, 4255m, 4125e, 0p, 22500en, 21178w bp-
Kinson smashes your right leg with a menacing crescent moonblade elegantly
etched in elfen script, splintering your kneecap.
Kinson slices through your left leg in a graceful arc with a menacing crescent
moonblade elegantly etched in elfen script.
With a quick spin, Kinson kicks you in the right leg with his left foot.
You collapse to the ground and die as your body is no longer able to take the
punishment.
You have been slain by Kinson.
A sparkleberry falls out of your inventory.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Obviously the problem there was a lack of
starleaper spamming."

Wtf, 986 on each swing only? Damage needs buffing, clearly.

I was undeffed, too! (Of course, I only have 8 DMP against physical from defs not including putrefaction, but...)

(censored) tells you, "((Speaking of OOC, illithoid would be the best race for
gangsta rap, they're in prison by default))"

(censored) tells you, "((I could rap about stealing chickens from Estelbar and
smoking cactus weed while riding my broomstick above the speed limit))"

Oh god. Doman is the new J-lo.

You didn't put in my Domoth Comment :sulk:

You shout, "I hear the Divine are making a Domoth of Stupidity, just for Celest to claim."

EDIT:


Also, I got bored


"enemy shaddus"

That's taking your paranoia a little too far, don't you think?