To put it in context, the first part came after a barghest started growling at me.

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I had to go there."

(Skeleton Hearth): Tervic says, "No you didn't."

(Skeleton Hearth): Tervic says, "You really didn't."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I did so. The gremlins threatened to break my
kneecaps if I didn't."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I'm quite fond of my kneecaps, kthx."

A long black chain with steel scythes whips in from the east and wraps around
you.
The chain around you tightens, and you are jerked off to the east, falling
before the feet of Revan.
Passing the enormous eyeball.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Lanfayr
d'Murani is here, shrouded. She wields a blackened platinum and silver chain
with both hands. Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch is here. He wields a
long black chain with steel scythes with both hands.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.
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You take a drink from a pearl vial.
A feeling of comfortable warmth spreads over you.
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Lanfayr eats a kafe bean.
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Revan takes a drink from a jade vial.
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You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
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Revan thrusts a clawed fist towards you, ripping at the air before your face.
Revan razes your aura of rebounding with a clawed fist.
You jump aside, narrowly avoiding the attack.
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Lanfayr's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Lanfayr razes your speed defence with a blackened platinum and silver chain.
Lanfayr swings a blackened platinum and silver chain at you but hits nothing but
air.
Lanfayr swings a blackened platinum and silver chain at you, and you raise your
shield which absorbs the blow.
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Lanfayr takes a long drag off her pipe.
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
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Drawing back his left fist, Revan punches you in the head.
Drawing back his right fist, Revan punches you in the head.
Your illusory doppleganger completely absorbs the damage.
You jump aside, narrowly avoiding the attack.
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You take a drink from a pearl vial.
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Springing up, Lanfayr whirls her leg around, pounding your head with her heel.
Lanfayr swings a blackened platinum and silver chain at you, but you duck out of
its way.
Lanfayr swings a blackened platinum and silver chain at you, and you raise your
shield which absorbs the blow.
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Livictus takes a drink from a diamond vial.
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(The Dawn Brigade): Malicia says, "Livictus."
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(The Dawn Brigade): Malicia says, "Livictus."
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You take a drink from a glowing beryl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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Livictus eats a sprig of marjoram.
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Revan stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers the
wrath of a war shrine of Terentia.
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Livictus eats a sparkleberry.
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Livictus chants softly to himself, and his body momentarily becomes transparent,
then solidifies and rebuilds itself.
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Revan strikes out at you, but you neatly sidestep the blow.
Revan strikes out at you, but you neatly sidestep the blow.
Revan twists and aims a kick at you, but you jump back and out of the way.
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Lanfayr locks your left arm in a solid grapple.
Lanfayr twists and aims a kick at you, but you jump back and out of the way.
Shikha is already an enemy.
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Both your arms must be free and functioning to do that.
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Livictus stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers
the wrath of a war shrine of Terentia.
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Both your arms must be free and functioning to do that.
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You twist and turn as you struggle to break free of the grapple that holds you.
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Livictus eats a stalk of faeleaf.
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You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your arms.
The salve has no discernable effect.
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Lanfayr.
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(The Dawn Brigade): Desitrus says, "Thoros."
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(The Dawn Brigade): Desitrus says, "Thoros."
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
(The Dawn Brigade): Desitrus says, "Thoros."
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(The Dawn Brigade): Desitrus says, "Thoros."
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You carefully writhe out of Lanfayr's grapple, escaping her grasp.
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Tiny tremors spread through your body as the world seems to slow down.
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Livictus takes a drink from a diamond vial.
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Revan strikes out at you, but you neatly sidestep the blow.
Revan strikes out at you, but you neatly sidestep the blow.
Revan twists and aims a kick at you, but you jump back and out of the way.
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
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Lanfayr stumbles and grimaces, holding her head and her stomach as she suffers
the wrath of a war shrine of Terentia.
Livictus stumbles and grimaces, holding his head and his stomach as he suffers
the wrath of a war shrine of Terentia.
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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
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You jump aside, narrowly avoiding the attack.
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Lanfayr's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Lanfayr twists and aims a kick at you, but you jump back and out of the way.
Lanfayr razes your aura of rebounding with a blackened platinum and silver
chain.
Lanfayr swings a blackened platinum and silver chain at you, and you raise your
shield which absorbs the blow.
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Lanfayr takes a long drag off her pipe.
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
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You jump aside, narrowly avoiding the attack.
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Pressing your hands together before you, you concentrate on all your chakras
together. A serpent of rainbow energy surges up from the root of your spine and
travels to the top of your head, bursting forth from your crown chakra and
surrounding you with an aura of prismatic energy.
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Livictus's attack is repelled by your prismatic barrier.
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You find that you are not yet ready to perform that feat.

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Archaic Darkness, "Damage: 107 Precision: 148
Speed: 193."

Urazial tells you, "I guess that's decent."

You tell Urazial Inseira, the Archaic Darkness, "It's a flail."

Urazial tells you, "Psh. Could've been talking about Narsrim's strap-on, I don't know
what those numbers mean!"

Druidess Ried Nimaet of the Hemlock says, "How about you two?"

Somaria tilts her head curiously at you.

You say to Ried, "Oh, not bad."

Shadow Yamori, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Pretty well, wondering what the Nil is wrong with this forge, it's spitting out bizarre flails."

Druidess Ried Nimaet of the Hemlock says to you, "I've heard forging's hard, but I didn't think it'd be too bad..."

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Somaria smirks.

Ried gulps nervously.

Somaria Makiare`, Phantom Hunter says, "Bad thing to say."

Shadow Yamori, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Flails are damage oriented at the cost of speed and precision...so obviously it decides to spit out one with 107 damage and 193 speed."

Ried ponders the situation.

Shadow Yamori, of the Wyrden Woods says to Ried, "And forging is pretty damn
difficult. No other tradeskill is so...random. It requires insane amounts of
reforging to get stats that one would consider purchasing."

Shadow Yamori, of the Wyrden Woods sadly says, "And there's always the risk of
all your comms being destroyed."

You utter a curse at the Raven's Head Forge involving fleas and 'private parts.'

Shadow Yamori, of the Wyrden Woods says, "It's...it needs to be fixed."

Ried blinks.

Looking slightly worried at the situation Ried quickly hides behind Yamori.

Shadow Yamori, of the Wyrden Woods says, "If a forge had private parts, I'd say
being hit by a hammer constantly is punishment enough..."

That's what I feel like when warriors start blathering strings of numbers on bellators. 95/100/105 is so much easier to deal with.

You murmur, "Sing to me."

You tell Stalker Bashara Bloodwrath, "Now sing, whore. ."

Bashara tells you, "Fine."

Bashara gets up off a sensual queen-sized bed.

Stalker Bashara Bloodwrath sings to you, "Those fingers in my hair. That sly 'come hither' stare, that strips my conscience bare, it's witchcraft."

Stalker Bashara Bloodwrath sings to you, "And I've got no defense for it! The heat is too intense for it! What good would common sense for it dooooooo???"

Bashara puts his hand to his forehead and swoons.

Stalker Bashara Bloodwrath sings to you, "'Cause it's witchcraaaaft. Wicked witchcraaaaaaft. And althooough, I knooooow, it's strictly taboooooooo!!!"

Stalker Bashara Bloodwrath sings to you, "When you arouse the need in me, my heart says, 'Yes indeed,' in me. Proceed with what your leading me tooooooo."

Bashara sweeps you across the floor, dazzling you with his footwork.

Stalker Bashara Bloodwrath sings to you, "It's such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn't switch, 'cause there's no nicer witch than yooouuuu."

Stalker Bashara Bloodwrath sings to you, "Yes, you're a fine witch."

Bashara gives you a peck on the cheek.

Bashara winks conspiratorially at you.

<3 Bashara.. Sometimes. >.>

I coded that for special people, not forumpeople

I coded that for special people, not forumpeople

The darkness in the sky bursts into fire as the meteor descends through the
atmosphere, hurtling towards you. It crashes into the ground at your feet and
explodes in an enveloping holocaust of fire and destructive magic, annihilating
everything in its path with the unbridled power of celestial bodies colliding.
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The darkness in the sky bursts into fire as the meteor descends through the
atmosphere, hurtling towards you. It crashes into the ground at your feet and
explodes in an enveloping holocaust of fire and destructive magic, annihilating
everything in its path with the unbridled power of celestial bodies colliding.
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