(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Shuyin says, "Are you guys orgying without me."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Shuyin says, "God dammit."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Sarrasri says, "Wha."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Wow."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Shuyin says, "Sometimes, long months are merely long
months."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Shuyin says, "Carry on."

For a second I thought the first two lines were IC, instead of the second one being complaining about the mis.

EDIT: 'd

Regent Kinson Mes'ard says, "Look what I learned."
Kinson is blown, flailing, out of the tree.
Kinson tells you, "Disregard it."
You tell Regent Kinson Mes'ard, "To fall out of - ok."
Kinson tells you, "Shut your face."
Kinson tells you, "I'm going to go cry."
You tell Regent Kinson Mes'ard, "I had to say it."

You feel an unusually strong lust for Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Purity of
the Exalted.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Adept Kyrog Le'Furie.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Doman, Aquatic Shifter.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Grand Templar Raflein Dekoven, Knight of
Aegis.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Crimson Brother Senoske, Devil's Anathema.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Shaeden Feredie.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Justiciar Narsrim D'cente`.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Tekora Freewind.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Neerth.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Father Talkan La'Saet, Loyalty of
Exultation.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Veradin Munsia Mes'ard, Seeker of Honour.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aesthete Laxinova.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Halcyon Wuylinfe Meiwind.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Postulant Asmir, Disciple of Japhiel.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Templar Tervic, Shadow Paladin.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Cardinal Kaalak, Voice of Reason.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Lucos, Troubadour of the Cantors.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Admiral Forren Shervalian, Herald of
Knowledge.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Armand Vo'Lindre, Night's Scourge.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Father Neraka Ryiavr, Herald of Dawn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Anadrea Lydiane.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Predicant Chandestri d'Illici, tzya
Mor'Wyrd.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Holy Mother Alodia Luminare, The
Immaculate.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Apprentice of Gravynia, Sojin, Mr. Sandman
Le'Furie.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Adept Rayner.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Pra Ajarn, Simimi Rakona, Matriarch of
Deep Blue.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Adept Methron.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Herbalist Zacc.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ilyarin Peulus, the White Inferno.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Heir of Songs Shric Diluculo, Prince's
Chief Admiral.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Sonata Du'Vantae, the Armies of
Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Neuf, the Wandering Jewel Trader.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Druid Fionn Freewind, Hart's Praise.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the
Crimson Wrath.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ketira.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Faethyr, Songsmith of the Winds.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Barendur Dekoven.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Thiden Diluculo.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Mage Faragan Diluculo, Pride of the
Exalted.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Soril Windchaser, Harmonic String.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Vanthan Tregon.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aesyra Shervalian.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Geb Kamau.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Harbinger of Waves, Garick Peulus, Aqua
Militant.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Adept Alkain.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Lady Malicia La'Saet.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Trakis le'Croiseur.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ejei Tarielenwe Sar'Alainn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Tiarna Lazul Sar'Alainn, Master Smith of
Celest.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Initiate Rhona.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Wildly Witty Wagnar, Crescendo of Majors.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Initiate Ethrin Feredie.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Genevieve, Blade of Twilight.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Anointed Kalas Kaikazu, the Chainreaver.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Dysolis.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Grand Templar Strryx Dekoven, Knight of
the Aegis.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Veslen.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kyoodai Zanoku Natsurei, Apprentice of the
Way.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Letho.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Jasmin Dekoven.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Brother Shamarah, Student of Malice.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Clise Aristata.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Mitch, Disciple of Aegis.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Collvan Solwelume.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Dame Asin Dekoven, Aspirant of the Aegis.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kram Aquos, Shark's Bane.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Initiate Einoith.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Scholar, Empe, Pearl of Wisdom.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Mazeb La'Saet.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Vesar.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ardrem Luxmarina.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Rajakumari Shulamit Lunarose.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Azrean Silverwolf, Adherent of the Maiden.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kalas Alianna, Dreamer of Undoing.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Mukyu Aralen Solwelume.
You feel an unusually strong lust for The Conflagration, Falasin, Seeker of the
Eternal Flame.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Isluna Car'vier.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Geophyte Jigan.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire of the Armies of Light, Shinza
Tharedia.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Initiate Ann Tregon.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Hoshiyomi, Fae of Rose Gold.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Alec.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Merkada, Augur of the Verse.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Trae le Montfort.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Nemerle Luminare, Destriant of the
Dawn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aeralin Aristata.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Penitent Lylly.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Argilent, Disciple of Dove.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Zetetic Piccarda.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Spellsage Tael Starfall, of the Winter
Moon.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Zalandrus Tregon.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Krin, Ward of Shadows.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Initiate Amarra.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Tias, The Quiet.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Mariello Shervalian.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Persistently Pacifistic Syntobis,
Nonviolent Extremist.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Aris, of the Armies of Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Tuner of Illusions, Arafinwe, The Hidden
Note.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Zetetic Hikari le'Croiseur.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Krellan.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Baydesworth.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Shadowbound Kurame.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Lady Kelly McCloud.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Saryn, Purveyor of the Hymn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Karzag, Dwarven Smith.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Father Tzekelkan Silverwing.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Mister Spindle, a Fate Guide.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ur'Tormentor Ceren.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Postulant Selner.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Mukyu Yurika, Apprentice of the Way.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Varrin Dekoven.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Hian, Pure Chime.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Postulant Parker, Seeker of Sentiment.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Dedicant Lysandus Elaysi, Hart's Praise.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Grand Commander, Sir Kurama Dwarven Fury,
Knight of Dawn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Kyorli, of the Armies of Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Raja Exarius of the Shanthine Pride.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Lillia Le'Furie, Aqua Spout.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Seren Brave Elin Talnara.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Harbinger Ghaloaire, Master of Ravenloft.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Grom Ulysses.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Professor Emeritus Marzolan.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Vilya.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Druidess Anisu d'Illici, Shamanka of the
Moon.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Matil, Silent Walker of the Waves.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Unblooded Thernial Car'vier.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Creslin Inalai, Ward of Catarin.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Metea Peulus.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Asper, Aesthete of Cantors.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Draena.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Karrack Braydar, Knight of the Dawn.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Tragmar, of the Armies of Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Acrune L'Eternae, of the Armies of
Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Scholar Gandal Aristata, Rider of the
Waves.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Shadow Warrior Montegil, Ward of Xenthos.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Aqua Initiate Legith.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Postulant Ayesha.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Yevah Luminare.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Lilia Luminare.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Sir Raikogen Tanestra, Talon of the Dove.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Archmage Daxera Tregon, of the Anemone.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Denust Dekoven.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Squire Strydyr, of the Armies of Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Ecclesiar Kina, Seeker of Light.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Romney.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Abbot Atellus.


After being gone for 3 months, I come back to find this...

A bit later...

You drop 4 bits of light essence.
You hold no more bits of light essence.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
A bit of light essence is absorbed into the Throne of Brilliance.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
A bit of light essence is absorbed into the Throne of Brilliance.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
A bit of light essence is absorbed into the Throne of Brilliance.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
A bit of light essence is absorbed into the Throne of Brilliance.
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20643w ek-
The Throne of Brilliance begins to glow, a low pulsating light that becomes
brighter and brighter. Shifting shafts of golden beams shoot out from the Throne
of Brilliance, cascading throughout the chamber in a blaze of holy fire.
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20643w ek-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20643w exk-
Divine song fills the chamber as out of the brilliant light steps Elohora, Lady
of the Eternal Light, stretching forth her arms to encompass all in her glowing
empathy.
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20657w exk-ql
Before the Throne of Brilliance.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A comforting feeling
of privacy pervades the area. There are 2 celestial archangels here. The
effulgence of Elohora, Lady of the Eternal Light, radiates out from her
incandescent body in waves of scintillating brilliance.
There are no obvious exits.
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20663w exk-
You see Elohora, Lady of the Eternal Light shout, "The Light cannot be
extinguished forever, Celestia! Know that I have returned to you. As long as
faith remains in your heart, I will never truly leave your side!"
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20669w exk-ct The Lady Elohora has returned! Rejoice!
(Celest): You say, "The Lady Elohora has returned! Rejoice!"
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20675w exk-
(Celest): Marie says, "Woot!"
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20681w exk-
(Celest): Tervic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Woohoo!"
3771h, 5640m, 5907e, 10p, 16865en, 20681w exk-pledge elohora
You kneel down before Elohora, Lady of the Eternal Light, pledging to follow the
Light. A white beam of light engulfs you as your soul is bonded to the Light of
Elohora.

Malarious says, "We need to get our demis to demi.

Rauros is a wh0re.

(Magnagora): Amatsemaru (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Be well."
(Magnagora): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bye slutbucket."

So mean...

You feel an unusually strong lust for Kyoodai Kalas Orti, Apprentice of the Way.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kyoodai Kalas Orti, Apprentice of the Way.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kyoodai Kalas Orti, Apprentice of the Way.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Kyoodai Kalas Orti, Apprentice of the Way.

I'm so hot I want my body four times

Gee, and you try and seduce Dy to marry you? I think you're pretty set.

From a few days ago:

Xiran tells you, "I hereby bless you with the trappings and proceedings
associated with the heart of the covenspiracy and such and such. Go forth and
bless the Wilde with the light of Mother Moon."

(Newbie): Skein says, "Remember, if you find yourself paralysed, you can FOCUS BODY to will yourself free of your frozen limbs! Take a look at AB DISCIPLINE FOCUSBODY for more information."

For some reason this made me think of a bunch of novices suddenly shedding their limbs.

Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Mistress of the Hunt says to Kielo, "Draw and throw
a hex at me and tell me how long it takes please."

Belisma L'Eternae, Adherent of Luna says, "He isn't paying attention."

You say to Sarrasri, "He's broken."

You poke Kielo in the belly.

You say to Sarrasri, "See? No thwap."

A loud humming vibrates throughout the Serenwilde Forest.

Kielo thwaps you on the head.

You flop down onto the ground.

Apogee rolls on the floor, laughing.

----

1000000 points to Kielo for timing and playing along. xD

After Len was immolated from dying of being poisoned...



Aramel Talnara, of the Lunar Mysteries says, "Next time, Len, bring crotamine."

Aramel Talnara, of the Lunar Mysteries says, "Er."

Aramel Talnara, of the Lunar Mysteries says, "Antidote."

Daevos razes your speed defence with a formidable black waraxe.
Cleaving through your defenses, Daevos makes a slow deadly strike at your head
with a formidable black waraxe. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
1437h, 3305m, 2163e, 10p, esSilrx<>-|AutoBashing|{1.22}|Health: -2589|

That's a hell of a small puncture

Daevos is el terrible

Bradiant bows respectfully to you.

Page Bradiant Goldheart says, "Good day my lady."

Page Bradiant Goldheart says, "I don't suppose you would have any errands or
tasks to set upon my shoulders that I might earn gold for my requirements?"



Novices are cute