Probably old for a lot of people, but my! Best attack line I've seen in a while.

There's an arm in that picture. You should of done the one with just the head.

<3 Monty Python.

(Urynmal eya Llanitha): You say, "Urynman, what have you done recently that
would qualify as at least moderately intelligent?"

Rutharr has just left you message #1505.

Message #1505 Sent by: Rutharr
05/18 05:04 "I changed from Pureblade to Axelord."

Rutharr has just left you message #1506.

Message #1506 Sent by: Rutharr
05/18 05:06 "I also stole the corpses someone dropped when they were killed and
offered them to our Lord and Savior. ."

Urineman?

I was talking to Kandivra about Arin and her's marriage and was also trying to arrange starting Thiden up with Guild Leaders stuff. Post talking to Thiden I went back to Kandivra and REPLIED:

You tell Grand Conductor, Thiden Diluculo, "Soooooo how are we going to get
hitched?"

You tell Grand Conductor, Thiden Diluculo, "Oh gods!"

You tell Grand Conductor, Thiden Diluculo, "Mis mis!"

You tell Harmonist of Hope, Kandivra Dekoven, "Crap."
Kandivra tells you, "Hrm?"

<>: Terentia says, "I suppose I could have one of mine assist you,
Arin."

<>: Terentia says, "I simply didn't know you were interested in that
fashion."

<>: You say, "..."

<>: You say, "It was a mis!"

<>: Kandivra says, "Ooer....?"

<>: You say, "I was trying to tell Kandivra!"

<>: Kandivra says, "What did I miss?!"

<>: Terentia says, "Surely, you do not need to hide your true
feelings."

<>: You say, "Oh dear..."

I always suspected you, Arin...

(The Dekoven Lineage): Myrkr says, "Do not fear the breasticles. Love the
breasticles."

yes...leave it to me.

DAMN YOU!!! xD

the conversation leading to the comment:

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Jasato why are you so old?"
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jasato says, "Becaues I am."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah
Jasato."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You're so
old!"
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "You should be young like us."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Kandivra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We love
Jasato anyways though?"
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah
Jasato."
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clt4 Yah
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Yah."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You big
oldie pants."
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clt4 but he's still old
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "But he's still old."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Myrkr says, "I kicked his ass into the next century when
when I was younger is why he's so old."
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clt4 haha!
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Haha!"
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl."
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clt4 did a damn good job
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Did a damn good job."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jasato says, "Indeed."
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clt4 rofl
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Rofl."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Myrkr says, "I hit him a little too hard, though. He has
a habit of having his sex change now."
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clt4 i like how he's so calm about everthing
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "I like how he's so calm about everthing."
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clt4 it's the old-ness
(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "It's the old-ness."
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Jenna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rofl!"

Arix flaps his arms madly.
Arix Carthan, Tender of the Swarms surreptitiously signs, "Yes, I am very subtle."

That is subtle for me. People expect me to flap my arms, run in circles, or dance with inanimate objects, so they pay no attention to it

Very true.

See, NOW I have to get the female descrip...jeez...

Although I blame Tervic, cause if I remember correctly, there was some time ago when we were searching for a new leader in Celest, that he had made the claim of being the next King (or Queen) of Celest....

Druid Zvaka of the Rowan says, "Crown?"
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "Crow! Mighty Crow! Glorious Crow!"
Brennan Stormcrow grovels in the dirt.

Druid Zvaka of the Rowan says, "NOT CROW! CROWN!"
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "Crow! Mighty Crow! Glorious Crow!"
Brennan Stormcrow grovels in the dirt.

Zvaka's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.

Zvaka's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and he falls into a deep sleep.

Xiel is, no doubt, one of my favorite people in Lusternia.

We were discussing a future pet of mine I have in mind. Mildly OOC... but we were alone!

Xiel tells you, "Could go the whole 'Divine gave me this most holy gift' route."
You tell Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane, "Ew no."

You tell Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane, "I will just do something
small. Go out to the woods and have a rabbit follow me, then baptise it."

You tell Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane, "Or something."

Xiel tells you, "Baptize it AGAINST ITS WILL."

Xiel gives a horrified gasp.

You tell Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane, "NO IT SHALL COME
PEACEFULLY AND LOVE ME AND HE SHALL BE MY SQUISHY."

Xiel tells you, "Then be lolz, ur holee naow."

You tell Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane, "Lawl."

You tell Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane, "Liek swiss cheez."

Xiel tells you, "Totli XD."

You say, "I got ordained again!"

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "I got.."

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "Umm."

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "A son."
...
Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "I bred."


Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "Kuroi."

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "The seed of mine and Kielo
who appeared out of nowhere."

You say, "Wait."

You ask, "Which one of you receives?"

Xiel looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

You say, "Who's the mommy?!"

Xiel rolls on the floor, laughing.

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "What if I said there wasn't
one."

Opening your mouth wide, you gape in wonder.

You say, "I think it's you."

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "And I don't know who receives
since Kuroi came about through immaculate conception."

Listening to us talk is like watching an ADD kid in a toy store.

<.<

>.>

I'm innocent.

Aison. You and I go together like peanut butter and a steel girder.

That's good, right?

Oh, I forgot:

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane says, "I have a baton."

Xiel brandishes the Baton of the Emerald Songs menacingly.

You say, "EWW I don't want to touch it."

You say, "I KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN."

Lord Xiel Talnara, Ward of the Keyll Arrane looks surprised and says, "Do not."

You exclaim, "That's the thing that 'IMMACULATELY' conceived your baby!"

Xiel shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Xiel's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Poor Kuroi.

*wonders how to explain Aramel's kids*