Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Shaddus2008-05-19 03:53:53
QUOTE(Doman @ May 18 2008, 10:35 PM) 513524
Sylphano rickrolling Celest

Can I join the Cantors?

Heh, that's just wrong
Kaalak2008-05-19 07:00:51
The set up: Celina said she was busy so I tried to irritate her into sparring me.

You tell Thicketborne Celina d'Murani, Sage of Thorns, "Once upon a midnight
dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,/Over many a complex and curious volume
of zMud lore,/While I coded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,/As
of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."

Celina tells you, "...."


You tell Thicketborne Celina d'Murani, Sage of Thorns, "`'Tis some d'Murani
Crow,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -."


You tell Thicketborne Celina d'Murani, Sage of Thorns, "Preoccupied but not with
me, and nothing more.'"

Celina tells you, "Quote the d'Murani, "You're a whore?""

Nice comeback!
Malicia2008-05-19 16:01:36
Thorgal being cute.
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Thorgal tells you, "And kephera!"

You tell Zetetic Thorgal, "The roach folk tongue.gif."

You tell Zetetic Thorgal, "My loving nickname for them."

Thorgal tells you, "Chirrrp, crickety crickety crabble crabble skittle skittle."

Thorgal tells you, "I couldn't be illithoid, so damned ugly."

Thorgal tells you, "Don't want no worm in my belly, ew."

Lyora2008-05-19 17:24:18
QUOTE(Malicia @ May 19 2008, 12:01 PM) 513632
Thorgal being cute.

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Shurimaru2008-05-19 18:40:24
This wasn't planned.

You give the corpse of a mountain rockeater to Mistress Magda d'Murani.
Mistress Magda d'Murani says, "I must say I do love gems."
Mistress Magda d'Murani hands you a bag of gold.
show gold
You are holding 666 gold sovereigns.
You blink.
Malicia2008-05-20 00:11:30
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You say to Enero, "Which Vernal God or Goddess became the Seal of Justice?"

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Enero pauses for a second, a slight frown upon his face.

A firm, feminine voice rings through the air, "..Oh, I know, I know..."

You say, "Of course You do, Lady!"

A firm, feminine voice rings through the air, "..Oh...you're asking him. Well, I suppose I won't answer then..."

You say, "I'm creating a grueling quiz for my guildmates. I hope they suffer."

Enero La'Saet, the Tranquil says, "I know I knew this."

Enero La'Saet, the Tranquil says, "Ah."

Enero La'Saet, the Tranquil says, "Lord Meridian."

"Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.

A firm, feminine voice rings through the air, "......"

You say, "Lord Meridian wasn't a Vernal God."

Enero looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

A firm, feminine voice rings through the air, "...Nor did he survive long enough to become a Seal, considering there's an entire race made from His shards..."

You say, "He is part of me! Or I am part of Him!"

You give Enero a compassionate hug.

You say, "It was Juliana."

Enero La'Saet, the Tranquil says, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll drown in my shame in the room to the north."

(Empyreal Host): Terentia says, "Thank Yudhe."

Tervic2008-05-20 02:21:08
Nejii tells you, "I don't remember darth maul."

Fail.
Shiri2008-05-20 02:25:00
Whatever, I remembered him when you showed me!
Arix2008-05-20 02:34:44
It's ok Shiri. Darth Maul, along with Episode 1 in general, is better left forgotten
Hazar2008-05-20 02:53:13
(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "The best medicine always tastes bad... DRINK YOUR WYRD."
Unknown2008-05-20 03:35:25
You order a sprite to kill Rutharr.
A sprite obeys your command.
You order a brownie to kill Rutharr.
A brownie obeys your command.
You order a pigwidgeon to kill Rutharr.
A pigwidgeon obeys your command.
You order a sylph to kill Rutharr.
A sylph obeys your command.
You order a wood nymph to kill Rutharr.
A wood nymph obeys your command.
You order the crone to kill Rutharr.
The crone obeys your command.
You order the mother to kill Rutharr.
The mother obeys your command.
You order a pooka to kill Rutharr.
A pooka obeys your command.
You order a banshee to kill Rutharr.
A banshee obeys your command.
You order a pixie to kill Rutharr.
A pixie obeys your command.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-invoke circle

Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
2850h, 4050m, 4080e, 10p xkdb-
Shadows dance across the rocky walls, perpetually avoiding the available light.
2850h, 4050m, 4080e, 10p xkdb-invoke circle psi

You must regain equilibrium first.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-invoke circle psi

You concentrate for a moment, surrounding yourself with a psionic barrier.
2850h, 4050m, 4080e, 10p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2850h, 4050m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-ql

A dark, winding tunnel.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-ql

A dark, winding tunnel.
You see exits leading north and southwest.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-scent

You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in
the surrounding area.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-
A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes you in light.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-

Rutharr dances down a moonbeam and alights gently on the ground.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
Rutharr.
2850h, 4080m, 4080e, 10p exkdb-radiate bedevil rutharr

Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away.
Your psionic barrier dissolves.
With a grand gesture of righteous fury, you bedevil Rutharr with your
afflictions.
2850h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p xkdb-
With a focused look, Rutharr strikes at you with a serrated double-bladed
waraxe. He stumbles forward as he fails to strike you.
2850h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p xkdb-
Rutharr takes a drink from an opal vial.
2850h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2850h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p exkdb-
With a telepathic giggle, a pooka tells you that he is in control of Rutharr's
actions.
2850h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p exkdb-moondance waning ruthar
With a focused look, Rutharr strikes at you with a serrated double-bladed
waraxe. Your left leg is elegantly struck and swept out from under you, knocking
you to the ground.
You watch, in horror, as your left arm shrivels up and becomes useless.
You cease to wield an athame dagger.
302h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p exkdbp-
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
302h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p exkdbp-
A banshee stares at Rutharr, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at him,
causing the colour to drain from his face.
302h, 4080m, 3580e, 6p exkdbp-drink health

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
302h, 4080m, 3505e, 6p exkdbp-drink health

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
302h, 4080m, 3505e, 6p exkdbp-
You are no longer stunned and have a brief stun immunity.
302h, 4080m, 3709e, 6p exkdbp-

With a focused look, Rutharr strikes at you with a serrated double-bladed
waraxe. The blade is driven cleanly through the meat of your left thigh.
The point of the blade thrusts through your body and emerges from your back,
jolting you upright even as you feel your limbs go numb. You slide off the
blade, dropping to the ground as the numbness claims your entire body.
You have been slain by Rutharr.
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You have been defeated and are thrown out of the Arena.
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I had no chance. xD Robeless, puny, no system. :3 I laff'd. It was great to see me die so quickly (in the arena).
Unknown2008-05-20 04:02:52
QUOTE(Myrkr @ May 19 2008, 11:35 PM) 513802
Battle stuff


Web! Or Vine! O.o
Xenthos2008-05-20 04:08:34
QUOTE(Marina_Whytetower @ May 20 2008, 12:02 AM) 513807
Web! Or Vine! O.o

Robes first...
Unknown2008-05-20 05:07:14
You shout, "It is most amusing to see that the Crown of the Exalted favours losers.. In the most literal sense of the word."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Cue mute or disfavour or zap."
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "20 gold on hdf."
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "20 gold on hdf."
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "20 gold on hdf."
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "20 gold on hdf."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted has bestowed His divine strongdisfavour upon you. It will last for 1 months.
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "What did you get?"
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Nope."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "I'll take it, sdf."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Only strongdisfavour."
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "YESSS."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Nejii wins."
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "DAMNIT."
Unknown2008-05-20 05:33:07

You are:
Truefavoured by Fain for about 8 days.
Truefavoured by Nocht for about 18 hours.
Truefavoured by Eventru for about 23 hours.
Cursed with adoration for the Gods by Eventru for 90 minutes.

Owned.
Arin2008-05-20 08:46:32
WTH how?
Faymar2008-05-20 11:40:04
QUOTE

Malevolent Melody Amelie, Queen of Swords(The Necropolis Library Atrium)
Totemic Scout Faymar Mes'ard (Through thick undergrowth)
Mateo, Adherent of the Maiden (The Stairs of Sacrifice)
Penumbra Darthen d'Illici, Witness to Her Glory(A dimly-lit archives)
Melville d'Murani, The Earthen Ire (Centre of the Necropolis)
Kuroi Talnara, Claaseyder Ryddimagh (Monastery kitchens)
Druid Cyreth of the Rowan (Spiders' larder)
Druidess Moria d'Carthan, Hart's Glory (The Necropolis Library Atrium)
Zetetic Kazuki (A chamber of archived tomes)
Penumbra Zoe d'Illici (A dimly-lit archives)
Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement (The Pool of Stars)
Zetetic Skunjolf (Crossing of upper Cassis Cornuta )
Priestess Kiradawea, Compassion's Radiance(The Pool of Stars)
Dedicant Aleina, Hart's Praise (A place of learning)
Druidess Alondra, of the Broken Stone (Below a large boulder)
Shabinar Chantal (The Moonhart Mother Tree)
Adherent of the Crone, Xertio (The Moonhart Mother Tree)
Druidess Seraphia Starleaf, Shamanka of the Hart(The Moonhart Mother Tree)
Aqua Initiate Vermidius (Granite mountainside)
Kilbis, the Destroyer (Pristine beach interrupted by a p)

You tell xxx "Greetings. Do you have any idea where pristine beach is?"

5238h, 3324m, 3324e, 10p, 22580en, 14680w elrxk-

Malevolent Melody Amelie, Queen of Swords(The Necropolis Library Atrium)
Totemic Scout Faymar Mes'ard (Through thick undergrowth)
Mateo, Adherent of the Maiden (Before Avechna the Avenger)
Melville d'Murani, The Earthen Ire (Centre of the Necropolis)
Kuroi Talnara, Claaseyder Ryddimagh (Monastery kitchens)
Druid Cyreth of the Rowan (A giant spider-web)
Druidess Moria d'Carthan, Hart's Glory (The Necropolis Library Atrium)
Zetetic Kazuki (A chamber of archived tomes)
Sir Silimaur, Light's Judgement (The Pool of Stars)
Zetetic Skunjolf (On Nautilus Pompilus street, roun)
Priestess Kiradawea, Compassion's Radiance(Above the Merian Quarter)
Dedicant Aleina, Hart's Praise (A place of learning)
Druidess Alondra, of the Broken Stone (A rough cavern wall)
Shabinar Chantal (The Moonhart Mother Tree)
Adherent of the Crone, Xertio (The Moonhart Mother Tree)
Druidess Seraphia Starleaf, Shamanka of the Hart(The Moonhart Mother Tree)
Aqua Initiate Vermidius (A perilous pathway)
Kilbis, the Destroyer (A barren stretch of sand)

You tell Kilbis, the Destroyer, "Or barren stretch of sand?"
5238h, 3324m, 3324e, 10p, 22620en, 14680w elrxk-

tell kilbis mis
You tell Kilbis, the Destroyer, "Mis."

I fail. sad.gif
Rauros2008-05-20 13:52:04
QUOTE
The body of Kharvik Auralius, the Compass appears in a flash and his soul
descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with
emotion.

squeal kharvik
You squeal with excitement at Kharvik.

Throwing back his head, Kharvik screams agonizingly.

Kharvik grows still and his lips begin to move silently.

squeal kharvik
You squeal with excitement at Kharvik.

Kharvik slaps you on the cheek.

Kharvik is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe
until he returns to Lusternia.


If I had know it'd be that easy to get rid of Kharvik... suspicious.gif

Shurimaru2008-05-20 18:02:26
QUOTE
DRAW BRAIN
You don't seem to have a brain.

Unknown2008-05-20 19:38:35
Shurimaru, QFT