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by Terentia

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Vathael2008-05-20 20:21:53
Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath says, "I want beauty.."
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Thoros blushes furiously.
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You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at a giant yellow slug.
You connect!
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a giant yellow slug, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a giant yellow slug.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a giant yellow slug.
A wave of dizziness suddenly overwhelms you.
10948h, 4812m, 6900e, 10p, 30895en, 24162w elrkdb<>-brandish

You brandish your fists defiantly.
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Thoros rolls on the floor in front of you, laughing.
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Patriarch Kalas Ixion, Ur'Marshal says, "Showoff."
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Unknown2008-05-21 00:25:18
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4692m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.

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I feel... uh... loved? twitch.gif
Arix2008-05-21 00:27:41
If I had aethersight, I'd hit on people that scried me
Casilu2008-05-21 00:30:33
family tree dekoven
THE DEKOVEN FAMILY
Active Family Members: 48
Inactive Family Members: 8
Progenitors:
Founder: (A) Varrin Dekoven
Founder: (A) Ordos Dekoven
(A) Shyshaeia Dekoven
The First Generation:
(A) Raflein Dekoven
(A) Asin Dekoven
(A) Barendur Dekoven
(A) Meliana Dekoven
(I) Notyalc
(I) Tragmar
(A) Strryx Dekoven
(A) Snaithy Dekoven
(I) Jigan
(A) Saaga Dekoven
The Second Generation:
(A) Atuniel Dekoven
(A) Zynna Dekoven
(A) Ruiku Dekoven
(A) Denust Dekoven
(A) Lucan Dekoven
(A) Alluran Dekoven
(A) Fania Dekoven
(A) Jasmin Dekoven
(A) Crystian Dekoven
(A) Ralin Dekoven
(A) Ralek Dekoven
(A) Elnath Dekoven
(A) Shan Dekoven
(A) Ymbryne Dekoven
(A) Kandivra Dekoven
(A) Belloc Dekoven
(A) Aoife Dekoven
(A) Tevy Dekoven
(I) Adella Ama'nar'isil
(A) Ambersia Dekoven
(A) Silvega Dekoven
(A) Auer Dekoven
(A) Zukalim Dekoven
(A) Penna Dekoven
(A) Araura Dekoven
(A) Kade Dekoven
(A) Nucoras Dekoven
(I) Bellarin
(A) Mortexia Dekoven
(A) Kilana Dekoven
(A) Brunel Dekoven
(A) Methagor Dekoven
(I) Alura
The Third Generation:
(A) Kares Dekoven
(A) Myrkr Dekoven
(A) Cappen Dekoven
(I) Casilu
(I) Jin Aramanth
(A) Saashi Dekoven
(A) Aes Dekoven
(A) Torre Dekoven
(A) Jenna Dekoven
The Fourth Generation:
(A) Valonah Dekoven
Unknown2008-05-21 00:30:38
But wait, there's more!

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You sense the piercing eyes of Madara looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Madara looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Madara looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Madara looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Madara looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Madara looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Vathael looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Casilu looking upon you.

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Still more:

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You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Shaddus looking upon you.

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Look! Even more!

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You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
3541h, 4080m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-
You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
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You sense the piercing eyes of Belloc looking upon you.
Casilu2008-05-21 00:32:42
This is revenge for me killing you twice.
Shaddus2008-05-21 00:37:42
QUOTE(casilu @ May 20 2008, 07:32 PM) 514057
This is revenge for me killing you twice.

..
.....
you killed her twice, and now you are taking revenge?

Harsh
Kharaen2008-05-21 00:38:20

Dinoniel tells you, "(Ship): Correyn says, "I've got a cloak, it's a bit of a joke. There's a tear at the front, it's red and black, I've had it for months. If you think it could look good then I guess it should! Welcome to the command chair, Dinoniel.""
Shurimaru2008-05-21 00:39:45
And, a snowball fight gone awry:

QUOTE
WIELD BALLS (the 's' at the end was a typo.)
You have no balls.
Casilu2008-05-21 00:44:22
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ May 20 2008, 05:37 PM) 514060
..
.....
you killed her twice, and now you are taking revenge?

Harsh


Harsh with love for the cousin. I also once kissed her in the Undervault. (In the literal sense.)
Shaddus2008-05-21 00:45:18
wield life
You have no life.
Unknown2008-05-21 00:46:29
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-cure me insanity
You concentrate on curing your own ailments.
She is not insane enough for you to heal her.

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LIES AND SLANDER!!!
Shiri2008-05-21 00:47:04
QUOTE(Vathael @ May 20 2008, 09:21 PM) 513962
You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at a giant yellow slug.
You connect!
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a giant yellow slug, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a giant yellow slug.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a giant yellow slug.
A wave of dizziness suddenly overwhelms you.


It's funny how much you seem to get high-end crits on newbie ppk. I get that a lot when I'm trying to divert a mob from whacking Xiel without killing it for stage 1.
Shaddus2008-05-21 00:47:50
QUOTE(Myrkr @ May 20 2008, 07:46 PM) 514066
3541h, 4367m, 4692e, 9p exkdb-cure me insanity
You concentrate on curing your own ailments.
She is not insane enough for you to heal her.

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LIES AND SLANDER!!!

QFT
Rauros2008-05-21 03:12:28
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ May 20 2008, 08:45 PM) 514065
wield life
You have no life.


You can make an entire topic with those jokes. wink.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

Might as well add one.

wield rights
You have no rights.
Unknown2008-05-21 03:13:44
"Timing"

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(Serenwilde): Kilana says, "Do we not have any little ones awake right now? come
on, this is a fine oppurtunity to get some high experiance."

(Serenwilde): Alondra says, "I'd come but.. I'm not little enough .. so its
sad..."

(Serenwilde): Ashyr says, "Or die horribly."

(Serenwilde): Vopisk says, "Dying horribly does not sound fun."

You tell Serenguard Ashyr Talnara, "I took three kids hunting last month. It was
great."

(Serenwilde): Kilana says, "You won't die horribly I promise."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Just terribly. Not horribly."

(Serenwilde): Lehki says, "I'm sure she won't take you anyplace horrible."

(Serenwilde): Amavan (from the Aetherways) says, "Come now, dying can be fun if
you treat it like an adventure."

(Serenwilde): Kilana says, "I have a nice little adventure planned."


(Serenwilde): Kilana says, "Oh great Amavan, nice timing..."

Unknown2008-05-21 03:28:28
Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*heavy breathing* You'll find Fain is not as forgiving as I am."


Hehehehe, funny if you know what movie that comes from.
Unknown2008-05-21 03:34:10
QUOTE(Rauros @ May 20 2008, 11:12 PM) 514095
You can make an entire topic with those jokes. wink.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif

Might as well add one.

wield rights
You have no rights.


use heart
You have nothing to use.


wield soul
You have no soul.
Rauros2008-05-21 03:50:46
QUOTE(Myrkr @ May 20 2008, 11:34 PM) 514103
use heart
You have nothing to use.
wield soul
You have no soul.


wield alibi
You have no alibi.

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi. You ugly. Hey! Hey! You ugly.
Unknown2008-05-21 04:17:00
QUOTE(Thoros LaSaet @ May 21 2008, 12:58 PM) 514101
Celina (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "*heavy breathing* You'll find Fain is not as forgiving as I am."
Hehehehe, funny if you know what movie that comes from.


Star wars, dunno what episode, haven't watched them in a while.