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by Terentia

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Aison2008-05-21 04:42:32
Episode VI.
Lyora2008-05-21 04:59:09
evil.gif I'm going to have to forfeit my innocent demeanor to share this with all of you...I don't know if anyone else noticed this before...but...

You press the corpse of an algae-like phycomid to your chest and allow your
sternal mouth to open up. The sinuous feeding tendril of your inner self snakes
out and latches onto the corpse, feeding on its psychic residue until nothing
remains but a dried up husk that crumbles and blows away.

.......

You tell Seer Urazial Inseira, the Archaic Darkness, "((lmaooo omg))"

Urazial tells you, "((wha?))"

You tell Seer Urazial Inseira, the Archaic Darkness, "((I just illdrained a
corpse, and noticed that illithoids have a mouth on their chest...and I told
******* "more holes" XD))"

Urazial tells you, "((holy cow, can you find a way to erase that statement from
my memory?EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW))"

You tell Seer Urazial Inseira, the Archaic Darkness, "((LMAO!)"

You tell Seer Urazial Inseira, the Archaic Darkness, "((oh man..that is
HILARIOUS))"

...after some more time...

Urazial tells you, "Good gods."

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Casilu2008-05-21 06:12:54
(clan) Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I got cookies, I got cookies, cookies gonna be used to get small kids to follow strangers. I got cookies, I got cookies...."

(clan) Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh the children will love these cookies so much, they'd follow a Celestine."

(clan): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The kids will wander far and wide for these delectable treats."
4558h, 4227m, 6173e, 10p, 20420en, 19265w exk-<23:10:6.036>

(clan): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I got cookies, I got cookies, I got cookies that people are going to give to kids to follow strangers. I got cookies, I got cookies, I got cooooooooookies."

(clan): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Right, we'll never speak of my singing inability ever again."


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Edit:


(clan): Somaria says, "Indeed."

(clan): Somaria says, "Dare you to mis the song on the city aether."

(clan): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Done."
Celina2008-05-21 06:16:43
aaaand he did.

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "I got cookies, I got cookies, I got cookies that people are going to give to kids to follow strangers. I got cookies, I got cookies, I got cooooooooookies."
Jigan2008-05-21 06:20:44
I'm allowed one or two purposeful mis-tells for my own amusement. Also, guild leaders are allowed several "Mis"s for threating younger guild members.

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Rauros2008-05-21 08:50:42

Jenna gives you a peck on the cheek.

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

Exhilaration floods your being as you fly high over the Basin of Life, pointing
your fingers at the sky above and watching with absolute glee as purple and pink
streaks touch it. Twisting your head, you turn and gaze lovingly at the form of
a beautiful Goddess beside you, who also flings great lines of colour into the
firmament.

Jenna points at you and falls into a fit of giggles, ending with an abrupt and
surprising snort. Did she really just snort?
Malarious2008-05-21 10:13:40
Even Ethelon has his loving side....yeah thats what we will call it.

QUOTE
Ethelon gives an iron chain a compassionate hug.

Sohei Ethelon, of the Quietus Innocence says, "To chain looks like you return to
being used only in the bedroom again."
Unknown2008-05-21 21:25:09
QUOTE
Albert Dimple, the butler says, "I admit it was I. Countess Cecelia used me
poorly. I was nothing more than a sex slave when she tossed me aside."


Wow, didn't know we were going R-rated...
Rauros2008-05-21 23:13:42
QUOTE(Drusilla @ May 21 2008, 05:25 PM) 514263
Wow, didn't know we were going R-rated...


Welcome to the forums!

A lot of things in lusty are "mature oriented", which is why there's a help file related to underage players (HELP 15.2).

Have you been to Delport yet? blush.gif
Ashai2008-05-22 01:23:00
Baurai, Phantom Hunter yells, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

Maestro Eliron Inseira, Augur of the Lament yells, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

Drusilla, Tender of the Swarms yells, "GLORY BE TO BLOMDORING!"
Eliron2008-05-22 02:20:09
Druken weaves the light around the Swampghast until it vanishes dramatically from sight.

Growing vines of purple and leaves of vibrant blues from a stately robe, the Swamptender stands here regally.

Lord Druken Inseira, the Silent Conductor smiles and says to the Swampghast, "Aspire, creature."
Diamondais2008-05-22 03:09:55
(Glomdoring): Please welcome Dylareth who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new commune member!

Dylareth tells you, "Hello."


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Bashara2008-05-22 08:28:23
CODE
You raze Tervic's aura of rebounding with a severed head greataxe.
You raze Tervic's magical shield with a severed head greataxe.
You raze Tervic's speed defence with a severed head greataxe.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Tervic's left
leg with a severed head greataxe, who brandishes an angelic battle hammer. Your
greataxe is deflected by a flick of the opposing hammer.



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Unknown2008-05-22 08:36:03
QUOTE(Bashara @ May 22 2008, 03:28 AM) 514358
CODE
You raze Tervic's aura of rebounding with a severed head greataxe.
You raze Tervic's magical shield with a severed head greataxe.
You raze Tervic's speed defence with a severed head greataxe.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Tervic's left
leg with a severed head greataxe, who brandishes an angelic battle hammer. Your
greataxe is deflected by a flick of the opposing hammer.

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LOL

what the hell did you do there?
Bashara2008-05-22 08:39:55
QUOTE(Corinthian @ May 22 2008, 08:36 AM) 514362
LOL

what the hell did you do there?



Cleave.... I think...
Unknown2008-05-22 08:58:22
QUOTE(Bashara @ May 22 2008, 03:39 AM) 514365
Cleave.... I think...


Which one doesn't use power? I think you used that
Bashara2008-05-22 09:22:34
QUOTE(Corinthian @ May 22 2008, 08:58 AM) 514368
Which one doesn't use power? I think you used that



Cleave doesn't use power. Sweep uses 4 power. I used Cleave. I just did it again a minute ago and it razes all three. Funny, but kinda wierd.
Faymar2008-05-22 09:36:09
It's a bug. And if it isn't, it's OP
Bashara2008-05-22 09:40:48
QUOTE
Tervic tells you, "Someone needs a hug."

You tell Templar Tervic, Shadow Paladin, "Someone needs a baseball bat and ."

Tervic tells you, "Will a .50 cal rifle do?"

You tell Templar Tervic, Shadow Paladin, "No."

You tell Templar Tervic, Shadow Paladin, "Baseball bat is much bloodier."

You tell Templar Tervic, Shadow Paladin, "Not to mention crunchtastically
satisfying."

Tervic tells you, "Ball of tungsten dropped from LEO?"

Tervic tells you, "(lolmeteor)"

You tell Templar Tervic, Shadow Paladin, "ROFL."

Tervic tells you, "THATS HOW THEY DO IT."

Tervic tells you, "THATS THE SECRET OF THOSE F-censor.gif-G ASTROLOGERS."

Tervic tells you, "SATTELITES."

Tervic tells you, "IN ORBIT."

Tervic tells you, "WITH TINY FRICKIN LASERS ON THEIR HEADS."



Tervic2008-05-22 09:41:21
Bashara tells you, "I GET TO CLUCK FOR CHICKS."


Hawt.