Some people get to bond with animal spirits. I, on the other hand, am an expert at clucking.

I wish I was kidding

A cow lets out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOO!'
The air momentarily shimmers as the voices of an angelic choir rejoice in song.

Linwe quickly devours a green dotted jellybean.

^~~~ What was actually there.



v~~~ What I saw

Linwe quickly devours a polka dotted jellyfish.

You wince as you feel a slice of strawberry cheesecake's pain flare through the Aegis bond between you.

That poor cheesecake.

Cheesecake abuse!

Keeping up a non-stop patter, Doman keeps wheedling Meleris, Keeper of the Pool
of Stars to give up his worldly goods in a dizzying display of circuitous logic.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars sighs dramatically and searches his
pockets, looking for something to give Doman.
He gives a white lotus blossom to Doman.

Hehe

cheapskate

(Market): Doman says, "Paying more for esteem."

You tell Doman, Aquatic Shifter, "Want some esteem? You are the best the best
the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best
the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best
the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best
the best the best the best the best the best the best."

Doman tells you, "Yufale+90."

You tell Doman, Aquatic Shifter, "No <3 to force memes?"

Doman tells you, "No."

Doman tells you, "Desu~."

You tell Doman, Aquatic Shifter, "You are doing it wrong ~desu."

Doman tells you, "...you didn't even tell me i was doing it wrong right."

You tell Doman, Aquatic Shifter, "FAAAAAAIIILLLLL."

Found a video with like 500 "desu" a while ago...should dig that up.

(Serenwilde): Amavan (from the Aetherways) says, "Today's lesson, fish are
dangerous and strike when you least expect it."

---

QFT

Yeah, those fish will eventually stab you in the back, if they aren't already

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FkVYHUMCCwc


Also


(Magnagora): Please welcome Cuthbert who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate
as a new citizen!


cookie points for anyone who recognizes the name and the irony of him joining a city like MAG

7380h, 2468m, 4112e, 10p, 14830w elrxkdb-slit xiel
You execute the Slit maneuver: HACK DOWN XIEL.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a severed head greataxe down upon Xiel,
who raises a black violin laced with tendrils of silver. Your greataxe hacks his
violin, which completely absorbs the blow.



LOLWHUT

My violin.

nerf shield runes

Xiel, did you even get affected by Heftyaxe?

That's the one!

Also, pretty sure I know what you mean (D&D) but Cuthbert used to be a normal name. I think there's a character in the Beano called Cuthbert if any of you know what that is. He's a nerd that no one likes so...

The new Darkrebirth....


Watching Daedalion warily, you begin to stuff handfuls of rancid meat and
carrion into your mouth, gulping hungrily. You begin to cough and hack, as
though something was lodged in your throat. You struggle and claw at the growing
bulge that chokes your windpipe.

Just as your awareness begins to fade and the edge of your vision blurs, you
slam your hands against your breast and, with a terrible hacking noise, clear
the obstruction from your throat. Picking the object up, you eye it warily, its
slick surface and oval shape composing a rancid black egg. Suddenly it leaps
from your hands, landing in Daedalion's arms.



Celina eyes you warily as she begins to stuff
handfuls of rancid meat and carrion into her mouth, gulping the putrescent filth
down hungrily. You fight the urge to gag as she coughs and hacks violently,
grasping at her throat. Suddenly, a bulge begins to form in Celina's throat,
growing larger and larger as she attempts to clear the obstruction.

Celina begins to swoon and blink widely, a
glazed and distant look in her eyes. Locking her hands together, Celina begins
to slam against her breast and, with a terrible hacking noise, clears the
obstruction from her throat. Picking the object up, Celina considers it for a
moment, its slick surface and oval shape composing a rancid black egg. Suddenly
it leaps from her hands, landing in your arms. A terrible presence pulses and
beats against your flesh, quickly adapting to match your own heart beat."


Crow is so gross, I LOVE it

The egg should go out the other end for realism.

And lols.