It was done that way in honour of many an unfortunate harpy.

Maybe someone in Glomdoring will catch the reference!

Your karma falls to upkeep the karmic blessing of harmony.
A single tear drops from Gyorn's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself
instantly.
Gyorn has been slain by misadventure.

See, there IS someone that cares when karma is burned....especially for me!

Not sure. Everything got pretty much lost in the group spam.

I've tested HeftyAxe against weapons and actual shields, but I've yet to come up against a Shield Rune, so I have no clue what happens in that scenario. Guess I'll have to do some digging.

It's a nice axe.

Still you should've hit me like that. Instead of tickling.

Coven-Happy Myrkr Dekoven, the Not-Alchemist says, "Alive for now."
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Myrkr shifts her eyes suspiciously from side to side.
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'for now, dear cousin??
You ask, "For now, dear cousin?"
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Coven-Happy Myrkr Dekoven, the Not-Alchemist looks skeptical and says, "... well, SOMETHING will happen to kill me."
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oh
"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.
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ql
Inside the tower.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Pausing to rest, a dwarven pilgrim looks off into the distance. Coven-Happy Myrkr Dekoven, the Not-Alchemist is here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and out (open door).
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
light pipe53868
light pipe52528
light pipe157778
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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Your pipe has gone cold and dark.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely.
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(Clan): Raguel says, "Sticky."
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'what makes you so sure??
You ask, "What makes you so sure?"
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Coven-Happy Myrkr Dekoven, the Not-Alchemist looks skeptical and says, "Life."
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Coven-Happy Myrkr Dekoven, the Not-Alchemist says, "... I'm waiting for a divine to accidently fall on me and crush me."
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(Market): Shulamit says, "Selling books, tomes, magic scrolls, etc. Ad 4. Now with new Lunar Rose designs."
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'would it really take a divine at your size?
You laughingly say, "Would it really take a divine at your size?"
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(Market): Raguel says, "Stocking trade priced herbs, potions, clothes and sundries at the Hearth aethershop."
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(Market): Raguel says, "PORTAL ENTER HEARTH from the aetherplex and WARES (there are more herbs than you can veiw at once)"
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(Clan): Myrkr says, ""Myrkr has been pancaked by Eventru's fat ass.""

Cuthbert was a paladin, I believe.. or a saint..something like that

Also see: Diablo 2 Set items: Cuthbert

If he went ur'guard, and took bonecrusher for lulz, I would have given him a masterwork weapon just for SnG's

:: Duck ::

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Pew pew pew."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Pew pew."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Pew pew pew pew."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Shroooooowaarrrhhhhhhh pew pew pew!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "PEWPEWPEWPEW RRRRRRR KSCHAKAAAA!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Fwpfwpfwpfwpfwp PEWPEWPEW."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Bellarin says, "Chschschschschschschs."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "WrroooooaaahhhhPEWWWWWW!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Bah-CHUNK KAPEWWWW."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Bellarin says, "Fwhoossssssss BOOOOM."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "Papapa pow caboom boom BOOM!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "CHAGOOMfshhhhhhhhhh."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says,
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpewpewpewpew."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "Snickhata snickhata snickhata."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Snickt."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Fwashing!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Bellarin says, "Kachung BOOM kachung BOOOM kachung BOOM."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "KaJUNkaJUNkaJUHN."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Wheeeeeeeeooooohhhhh.......SHPAKONG."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "Hhhhhiiiiiissssssssssssssss."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania says, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!"

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "Tic tic tic tic tic."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Tervic says, "BAKLOOIE."

---

xD!

*bang*

<3 Dekoven clan. It really cheers me up if im having a crappy day

The Dark Tower books?

The only Cuthbert I know is from Tintin.

Justiciar Narsrim D'cente` says, "Greater Pants are so useful. A transcendent
tradeskill item of Sloth. They zip themselves and have a magically automated
belt. They also resist stain afflictions, and provide a seduction influence
bonus."

Sepulchral whispers seethe across the Basin as the voice of Deathguard Vathael
d'Murani rumbles, "Bleed on!"
Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath booms, "Bleed!"
Heresiarch Nariah, the Lunatic Reaver shouts, "Bleed on!"
Commandant Karnagan De'Unnero shouts, "Bleed on!"
Drill Sergeant Terakh Feyranti, Scourge of the Shrines shouts, "Bleed on!"
Conductress Linaeve d'Murani shouts, "Bleed on!"
Delver in the Sands, Madara d'Murani shouts, "Bleed on! And commence the
Bloodfaire!"
Drill Sergeant Grench, Dreadhelm Trademistress shouts, "Bleed on!"
Sister Nythriel, Delver of Ancient Lore shouts, "Bleed on!"

Various comments:
"Sounds like the human torch, except more emo."
"They do this every month?"
"I want to suffix that with ", dudes! *v sign*"
"I hope Eventru zaps them all."

X tells you, "We're at the feast part, where bunch of people are eating."
X tells you, "Main course was the squid with merian meatballs platter."

my platters are being used at an event!

We even had chamber music and Iorden's 'Lowborne delicacies' poetry read during the merian-food feast. <3

When I saw those platters today in your shop, I was squealing. They're perfect for the Bloodfaire. I wanted more than the 11 in stock.

They get the