There were 30 just yesterday. I can't keep them in stock o.0 Not many people in my cartel who can do gourmet and are willing to make merian dishes (even if I hunt the merians myself!)

EDIT: X tells you, "((Arix, however, warms up food like no other. I loves Arix.))"

Orti tells you, "Imagine it. You, being a sexy viscanti or human or whatever. Praying to Niphilhema and Luciphage. Using Sadism and manipulation to control the Nihilists and laugh maniacally. All that by CASTING A METEOR ON THE INFIDELS."

Orti tells you, "And none of that "You have been here for so little time to rule us, Sweet, merciful and powerful Dylara". You can't say to them "LUCIPHAGE SEND ME HERE TO BUST YOUR ASSES AND MAKE YOU AWESOME!" You were made to rule the Nihilists, and you know them."

Orti tells you, "You can say to them, rather."



(No worries Nariah, not out to replace you!)

(Magnagora): Shikha (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Thank you, Everyone.
Slaying so many Supernals is the absolute best opening to the Bloodfaire we
could have ever dreamed for."


(Magnagora): Carameshian (from the Astral Plane) says, "The fishcakes were
pretty good."

(Magnagora): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It will get better."

Zaden's organs have been burst by the crushing power of Silver Phoenix, Rika
Talnara, Seeker of Ioyrae.


Well, I think that was quick, but it got better.. well, bloodier

4368h, 4044m, 3810e, 10p, 18340w elrx-sheathe axe
With a flourish, you slip a huge damascene steel waraxe into an etched-platinum
frogge.
4368h, 4044m, 3810e, 10p, 18340w elrx-wield leg
You begin to wield a mutilated leg in your left hand.
4368h, 4044m, 3810e, 10p, 18340w elrx-wp leg
It is a one-handed weapon.
Damage: 40 Precision: 70 Speed: 70
It is crawling with dark shadows.
A mutilated leg has no poisons or magical effects on it.

Jigan tells you, "The farming villages shall be nailed harder than a drunken woman at a party with lots of alcohol and people under the age of 21."

Lusternia doesn't have cheerleaders, so I couldn't say cheerleaders.

You give a holy icon of Celestia to Archangel Torana.
Archangel Torana exclaims, "Thank you, Jasato! Now the charms around the Academy
can be renewed to ensure its protection against the Taint!"
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
NOTE: You have completed a collegium quest!

Archangel Torana holds a holy icon of Celestia aloft and stares at it intently.

Forks of crimson lightning split the sky, heralding the return of Fain of the
Red Masque to mortal perception.

WTH are we feeding this guy? O.o

Sorry, Nariah, I couldn't help it
*************************************************************************************


You give Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic to Heresiarch Nariah, the
Lunatic Reaver.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.


Nariah narrows her eyes at Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic in an
unnerving manner.

You say, "Bloodfaire, and all that."


Dinoniel carefully lights a smoke wreathed pipe and puffs on it before blowing
out a small, murky smoke ring.


The smoke ring expands and turns into a slender apple tree, drooping with
bright, colourful apples that give off a tart, refreshing scent.

You carefully light a smoke wreathed pipe and puff on it before blowing out a
small, murky smoke ring.


The smoke ring expands and turns into a purple, skittering spider, which spins a
dark violet web in thin air before settling down in its centre.

You nod your head sagely.


Heresiarch Nariah, the Lunatic Reaver says to you, "But just a sip.."


You tap your nose knowingly at Nariah.


Heresiarch Nariah, the Lunatic Reaver leans over to you to whisper on your ear.


Nariah tells you, "When I drink too much I start singing 'Hajamin's Golden
Things'"


As Nariah takes a larger than reasonable swig from Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme
Healing Tonic she becomes unsteady, swaying this way and that on the spot as her
cheeks flush a vivid red.

You tell Heresiarch Nariah, the Lunatic Reaver, "(( I so want to quote that, but
I won't))"



Nariah tells you, "((SHHH))"


You hide a grin behind your hand.


Nariah tells you, "(( It goes to the effect of '(slowly) Hajamin's Golden
Things... (and fast) and SHINEY AND SLIMEY AND LOOOOOOOOONG ))"


Nariah tells you, "(( are* ))"


Nariah gives Jeremiah Gryphta's Olde Tyme Healing Tonic to you.

An obvious forgery, clearly.

(Magnagora): Orti (from the Shadowvale Arena) says, "Oh gods. I joined the wrong wargame."

I'm sorry Vath, I know it's not funny to you, but I thought it was hilarious.

single tear drops from Vathael's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Vathael has been slain by misadventure.
{* Your target vathael has been killed! *}Vathael drops the corpse of a king of justice.
Vathael drops the corpse of a king of justice.
Vathael drops the corpse of a king of justice.
Vathael drops the corpse of a king of justice.
Vathael drops the corpse of a king of justice.
Vathael drops the corpse of a king of justice.
Vathael drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a stalk of faeleaf.
Vathael drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops an arnica bud.
Vathael drops a sprig of chervil.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops an arnica bud.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops an arnica bud.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a sprig of chervil.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a horehound blossom.
Vathael drops a horehound blossom.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a horehound blossom.
Vathael drops a sprig of chervil.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a horehound blossom.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a horehound blossom.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a sprig of marjoram.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops kombu seaweed.
Vathael drops a sparkleberry.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.
Vathael drops a piece of black earwort.


No, THAT was funny

My first trans skill in any IRE game.

Bah!

I still had like 2800 health, I typed heartstop and by that time Thoros hit me once, I pressed enter and Thoros hit me again, I died then it went through. Should have numbed and stuck it out a bit longer to finish killing Ardmore.

Ejei Fera says, "Ok! See what Miakoda thinks of your nut."

Drawing back your left fist, you punch an enormous gorgog.
Unable to withstand more punishment, an enormous gorgog collapses and dies.
You have slain an enormous gorgog.
You are branded an enemy of the Gorgog Nation.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of an enormous gorgog.


Please... no.... not that.. nooo

*cough*

How long have I been playing today?

Well, a glimpse at my Z-Mud timer...


17:10:45...46...47...
(17 hours, 10 minutes, 45 seconds... 46 seconds... 47 seconds...)


Laugh it up. I have no life.