Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Jasato2008-05-25 07:44:28
Just over my time once upon a time...

16 hours.
Jasato2008-05-25 07:47:11
Gyorn greets an enslaved furrikin farmer with a sincere smile.
An enslaved furrikin farmer pays no attention to Gyorn.

Gyorn leans on an enslaved furrikin farmer seeking consolation.
An enslaved furrikin farmer pays no attention to Gyorn.


Gyorn La'Saet, Scholar of the Tides says, "Nice slaves we have."

We pay them better, that's why :3
Faymar2008-05-25 08:13:44
QUOTE(Myrkr @ May 25 2008, 08:59 AM) 515143
How long have I been playing today?

Well, a glimpse at my Z-Mud timer...
17:10:45...46...47...
(17 hours, 10 minutes, 45 seconds... 46 seconds... 47 seconds...)
Laugh it up. I have no life.

Omg! GET SOME SLEEP! blackeye.gif
Tervic2008-05-25 08:31:33
(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Squirrels and hamsters are creatures of pure spite.

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "The will wait until your back is turned, then shift
their weight and make you suspicious of them. Then when you are suspicious and
then become un-suspicious, your guard goes down, then they attack."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "It's a proven method of theirs."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "They make you think they are plotting, but then you think "It's a silly furry animal, what can it possibl-Oh gods, it's got my eye. It's in my brai-quibilpoolquip.""

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "You spend the rest of your life sitting in a circle, naked, worshipping plants and asking why can't people get along and wanting not to fight. Which is exactly what they want, less resistance."

(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Gods, those furry animals are devious."

Damn you for making me want to play my geo alt again.
Snaithy2008-05-25 09:33:21
laugh.gif I miss Jigans Dekoven clan rants. And his wild theories of catapulting animals. *makes geo alt*
Arix2008-05-25 09:49:38
Is that anything like my plan of exploring outside the Basin by launching teams of dwarves over the mountains and making them dig their way back in?
Revan2008-05-25 10:52:04
Drawing back your left fist, you punch Jenna in the head.
Drawing back your right fist, you punch Jenna in the head.
You hear the crack of a bone snapping.
With a quick spin, you kick Jenna in the head with your right foot.
You hear the crack of a bone snapping.
You notice Jenna suddenly become still.
Unable to withstand more punishment, Jenna collapses and dies.
You have slain Jenna.
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.
You have reached the illustrious level of Titan.

4th time's a charm, eh?
Unknown2008-05-25 10:53:33
Stop losing it. Get some buffer xp before you go back into PK, tard.
Shaddus2008-05-25 14:03:51
QUOTE(Thoros LaSaet @ May 25 2008, 05:53 AM) 515165
Stop losing it. Get some buffer xp before you go back into PK, tard.

QFT
Ixion2008-05-25 19:31:24
Cuuuute

Thoros wildly swings an iron maiden war hammer at an emaciated virgin. Thoros powerfully pounds her,
making her stagger back.
Thoros has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The blow continues into an emaciated virgin's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing sound.
A terrible rictus of pain twists her features for a moment, vanishing suddenly as she falls,
lifeless, to the ground.
An emaciated virgin has been slain by Thoros.
Thoros suddenly scoops up the corpse of an emaciated virgin.
10764h, 4211m, 5280e, 10p elrk<>-
Shikha takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
10764h, 4211m, 5280e, 10p elrk<>-
Shikha wildly jabs a dull iron katana at an emaciated virgin. Shikha stabs her with a light
puncture.
Shikha has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The point of the blade thrusts through an emaciated virgin's body and emerges from her back, jolting
her upright as an expression of horror crosses her face. She finally slides off the blade, dropping
to the ground with a thud.
An emaciated virgin has been slain by Shikha.
Shikha suddenly scoops up the corpse of an emaciated virgin.
Unknown2008-05-25 20:39:20
We look after each other. wub.gif

pew pew pew
Casilu2008-05-25 20:47:21
Some gold sovereigns tells you, "Hey! Talkan craves your mother."
Vathael2008-05-25 23:15:58
<>: Ixion says, "Mm man on man action."

<>: Ixion says, "Miss.."
Ixion2008-05-25 23:26:08
....
Vathael2008-05-26 01:29:04
So.. a first for me..

---

Altar in the centre of a mausoleum.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach stands here clad in spectral armor that radiates
darkness. Growling in rage, this ur'dead shock trooper looks about with disdain.
Glaring about himself, Korath Chokuul, Commandant of the Catacombs stands
imperiously here.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
Korath Chokuul, Commandant of the Catacombs nods to you in recognition.
Korath Chokuul, Commandant of the Catacombs says, "Excellent work, Vathael, you
have opened the gate."
10260h, 4382m, 6000e, 10p, 32398en, 30648w elrxkb<>-
Korath Chokuul, Commandant of the Catacombs says, "Such exemplary service
deserves a reward."
Raising his arms ceremonially, Korath Chokuul, Commandant of the Catacombs
chants in deep tones, and an aura of dark energy surrounds you briefly before
dissipating into the air.
You feel stronger and healthier in mind and body.
4086h, 4400m, 6000e, 10p, 32400en, 30662w elrxkb<>-sip health

--

Yes, your abuse is much appreciated! blackeye.gif
Unknown2008-05-26 02:49:13
QUOTE
You sent the following message to Nejii: 12000 gold for 4 credits on the 1st of Dvarsh

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Agggh."
Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "It WOULD be you that eventually gives a
non-multiple-of-five."

You cross your arms on your chest, stick out your lower lip, and pout.

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Now it's going to piss me off for ages."
Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Here."
Nejii gets some gold sovereigns from a soft, crystal blue leather pack.
Nejii gives 2500 gold sovereigns to you.
Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Buy another one, damnit."

Kinson rolls on the floor, laughing.

Kaguya gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Regent Kinson Mes'ard says, "Ah, I needed that."
Shiri2008-05-26 02:58:38
About the Serenwilde election right now...

(The Moonhart Circle): censor.gif (from the Aetherways) says, "I consider it a bit
of experimental performance art that we unfortunately can't submit for culture
because they didn't do it on the stage where it belongs."
Kharaen2008-05-26 03:23:54
Wow, Nejii's still in charge of credit sales? Ahh, I remember the days...
Casilu2008-05-26 03:35:11
Now I'm going to make a Seren alt who will buy credits in threes. Solely out of spite.
Shiri2008-05-26 03:36:05
QUOTE(casilu @ May 26 2008, 04:35 AM) 515311
Now I'm going to make a Seren alt who will buy credits in threes. Solely out of spite.


You could, but we had so many alts buying credits and transferring them back to their mains that we had to change to only letting CR2+ buy.