I swear, those two must've just voted for themselves because no one knew about it.

What? You expected anything different from the way those two ran?

The max you could get for yourself, voting for yourself, is 10, if you're on -all the time-.

Figured I'd point that out.

I didn't vote. Kharaen never votes in any election. If people were litterate, wouldn't have had to contest a second time. You know, the post that said 'Druken's a tailor now and asked me to contest. Here's an alternative choice if you can convince them to contest.'

If illiterates can't read posts, they shouldn't be able to read a ballot either.

Thank you for wasting 10k of mine. I will make you pay it back with a hundred years of labour in the Inn. Oh, how they will envy Namnam.

The azure flames of the Flame of Glinshari coalesce into an ethereal being of
silvery moonlight, which rises up over the Serenwilde Forest.

The silvery figure floats across the Inner Sea, trailing shrouding mists and
casting pale shafts of moonlight in its wake.

Glowing brightly, the silvery figure stops before the shadowy Glomdoring Forest,
rage burning in the depths of its eyes.

The ethereal figure dives towards the Glomdoring Forest as shadowy spirits rise
out of the Drums of the Dead, stabbing at the figure with shadowy knives.
Cutting down scores of dark spirits with lances of moonlight, the ethereal
figure is flung back towards the Serenwilde Forest and disperses back into azure
flames.

I actually didn't even notice the election nor a post, I'll be honest and say I don't read a lot of news posts. Nor even care for them. As Ragniliff can attest, as she reminded me quite often of a credit sale that's going on and I just forget/don't know about.

Not a rant, just a quote:

Took a wrong turn.

Oops.

The Vault of Heaven.
With outstretched arms, an enormous statue of Estarra stands here vigilantly.
You see a single exit leading down.
10678h, 3770m, 5700e, 10p, 35244en, 19714w exkdb<>-d
A secluded section of the Divine Havens.
You may enter the NEWS from here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up, and down.
10678h, 3755m, 5700e, 10p, 35263en, 19726w exkdb<>-southeast
The Font of Knowledge.
You see exits leading north, northeast, west, northwest, and down.
10678h, 3755m, 5700e, 10p, 35262en, 19726w exkdb<>-d
Alabaster Road nearing New Celest. (road). Pay attention Thoros you
Praise and vocal supplication to the Crown of the Exalted whisper past you, echoing from a shield shrine of Eventru nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
10678h, 3755m, 5700e, 10p, 35261en, 19726w exkdb<>-southeast
Alabaster Road nearing New Celest. (road).
Praise and vocal supplication to the Crown of the Exalted whisper past you, echoing from a shield shrine of Eventru nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A cow wanders about aimlessly, minding its own business and paying you no attention.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
10678h, 3755m, 5700e, 10p, 35261en, 19726w exkdb<>-southeast
southeast
Outside the gatehouse. (road).
Praise and vocal supplication to the Crown of the Exalted whisper past you, echoing from a shield shrine of Eventru nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
10678h, 3814m, 5700e, 10p, 35279en, 19738w exkdb<>-
The Great North Gate of Tridacna.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The marble form of a prostrate young male is here, emanating a pure golden light. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A statue of Gyorn stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. There are 25 archons of Eternal Light here. Licking her paws, an iridescent white cat is here.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, northwest, and up (open door).
A statue of Gyorn unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Gyorn unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Gyorn unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Gyorn unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Gyorn unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
A statue of Gyorn unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into you.
The raucous notes of a wild song assail your senses, leaving you stunned.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35278en, 19738w exkdbp<>-
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
|System|: Reckless
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35278en, 19738w exkdbp<>-
Drops of water freeze and turn to hail before pummeling you from above.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35278en, 19754w exkdbp<>-divinefire
|System|: Reckless
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
You are no longer stunned and have a brief stun immunity.
focus body
outr pennoyral
eat pennyroyal
stand
stance legs
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35298en, 19750w exkdbp<>-
You are too impatient to focus on anything.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35298en, 19750w exkdbp<>-divinefire
You let out a loud, long 'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.
You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.
wake
You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.
You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.
You are asleep and can do nothing. WAKE will attempt to wake you.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35298en, 19720w exkdbp<>-
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
You are jerked awake by the pain. smoke 16036
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
You are no longer immune from stun.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35298en, 19720w exkdbp<>-tumble nw
You take a toke from the pipe.
You are patient once again.
focus body
You begin to tumble agilely to the northwest.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19720w ekdbp<>-tumble nw
You may eat or smoke another herb.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19720w ekdbp<>-tumble nw
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19720w ekdbp<>-numb
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
***Vitality******Vitality******Vitality******Vitality******Vitality******Vitality***
A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
***Vitality******Vitality******Vitality******Vitality******Vitality******Vitality***
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19720w ekdbp<>-numb
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19720w ekdbp<>- outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry

10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19736w ekdbp<>-
Drops of water freeze and turn to hail before pummeling you from above.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19736w ekdbp<>-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 1995.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19736w ekdbp<>-sup health
read 64996
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35048en, 19736w ekdbp<>-
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
|System|: Reckless
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
A beam of light eminates from an archon of Eternal Light to wash your world out to white, and a booming voice within your mind demands you atone to the Light.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35068en, 19732w ekdbp<>-numb
numb
numb
numb
numb
You read a Scroll of Healing.
recharge 64996 from cube
You feel an invigorating energy rush through you.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35068en, 19732w ekdbp<>-
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35068en, 19732w ekdbp<>-
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35068en, 19732w ekdbp<>-
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35068en, 19732w ekdbp<>-
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light raises one hand in a fluid motion and a burst of white light envelopes you in blinding pain.
An archon of Eternal Light turns upon you with eyes blazing like white-hot stars, and searing pain blooms within your head.
10678h, 3960m, 5400e, 10p, 35068en, 19732w ekdbp<>-
You tumble out of the room.
Outside the gatehouse. (road).diag
Praise and vocal supplication to the Crown of the Exalted whisper past you, echoing from a shield shrine of Eventru nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.

Xiran tells you, "((Hurry up and die so I can res you.))"

And then she fails to rezz Shuyin and I...

I didn't know that vitae didn't work on Ascendants? ._.

It DOES work on ascendants.

Blood Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, The Fist of Luciphage echoes,
"Those who stand before our Wyrden brothers shall have to stand before the
Engine of Transformation. Behold as the masses fall before the collective might
of the true leaders of the Basin. Convert from your blasphemous faiths and come
to the Truth! May the Lords look upon you and be willing to forgive your
trespasses. Come unto our Lords and atone for your trespasses. Long prosper the
Engine and Glory be to Glomdoring!"

Blood Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, The Fist of Luciphage echoes, "Those who stand before our Wyrden brothers shall have to stand before the Engine of Transformation. Behold as the masses fall before the collective might of the true leaders of the Basin. Convert from your blasphemous faiths and come to the Truth! May the Lords look upon you and be willing to forgive your trespasses. Come unto our Lords and atone for your trespasses. Long prosper the Engine and Glory be to Glomdoring!"




All hail Magnadoring!




EDIT: I hate you Nej.

the strange part is... no proceeding shouts of "Glory be to Glomdoring"

We're never going to live this one down.

Ah well, suppose Magnadoring just became official.

Yeah, even Celenwilde didn't take it that far.