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Kharaen2008-06-01 19:18:32
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The week I get cable, there's no Avatar :/:

TRADEMASTERS NEWS #193
Date: 6/1/2008 at 6:18
From: Aquamage Caleb Luminare, Admiral of the Tides
To : the Charites, the Administrators of Crafts
Subj: commodity request for new designs

greetings,

the balcktoad tailoring cartel would like to request that swamp critters
(toads, pythons and such) become commodities, for several of the designs
we plan include toads and other swamp critters. hoping that you allow
this change.. thank you very much..

Toadmaster,
Caleb Luminare
The week I get cable, there's no Avatar :/: -shudder-
thatstrangenoise@gmail.com: yeah I read that
The week I get cable, there's no Avatar :/: That's a cartel owner.
The week I get cable, there's no Avatar :/: Oh the horror.
thatstrangenoise@gmail.com: heh who knows. It might be cool
The week I get cable, there's no Avatar :/: He didn't cap once.
The week I get cable, there's no Avatar :/: He mispelt soooo many things.
thatstrangenoise@gmail.com: oh
thatstrangenoise@gmail.com: yeah
thatstrangenoise@gmail.com: don't worry the Charites won't let something that bad through
thatstrangenoise@gmail.com: it's not like this is the beauty seal contest
Unknown2008-06-01 20:00:49
Snaithy2008-06-01 20:18:45
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oath statue
Standing straight, you give a statue of Lord General Dolph Inalai the Paladin's salute, and voice the Oath of Duty.
5040h, 2808m, 3492e, 10p, 22438en, 12180w elrx-

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.
5040h, 2808m, 3492e, 10p, 22438en, 12180w elrxp-

As you salute the statue of Lord General Dolph Inalai and avow your service to the Light, you feel a sense of duty grow within you. Your vision blurs for a moment and when it clears, you reside within your office once more.
You are blind and can see nothing but darkness.


I had this weird vision of Snaithy flying ether to his office fast asleep and landing in a heap on his office floor
Shishi2008-06-01 20:34:40
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(Shadowdancers) Election #123051 has just opened for voting.
You are dismayed as an athame dagger turns to dust in your hands.
An amethyst vial, containing the poison anatine, has turned to dust in your
hands.
An opal vial, containing the poison inyoka, has turned to dust in your hands.
A bloodstone vial, containing the poison crotamine, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A ruby vial, containing the poison aleutian, has turned to dust in your hands.
A jade vial, containing the poison anatine, has turned to dust in your hands.
A turquoise vial, containing the poison escozul, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A garnet vial, containing the poison contortrin, has turned to dust in your
hands.
A moonstone vial, containing the poison escozul, has turned to dust in your
hands.
An onyx vial, containing the poison senso, has turned to dust in your hands.
It is now the 13th of Estar, 208 years after the Coming of Estarra.


I wonder if this is a sign I'm not going to like the outcome of this. And where the heck did I get all these poisons! I've never heard of inyoka.
Urazial2008-06-01 20:45:13
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Rauros2008-06-01 21:24:45
QUOTE(Zacc @ Jun 1 2008, 02:24 AM) 517247
. . . I just noticed this.

You lean on the Pool of Stars seeking consolation.
One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
The Pool of Stars rages, seeing its attack fall on your reflection.

You take a long draught of holy water, hoping to quench your thirst.
One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
The Urn of Celestial Starlight rages, seeing its attack fall on your reflection.

They're clearly sheep and cows in disguise.


Funny enough, it doesn't do that with Timeslip. Nerf!
Unknown2008-06-01 23:20:29
Neryssa climbs onto a white and brown speckled pony.

Fenear says, "Get off your High-horse, Neryssa!"
Unknown2008-06-01 23:30:31
BOO MISREADS!!!:

Corvax died to the marital prowess of Jim.
Unknown2008-06-02 03:14:19
Malarious has been crushed to death by a champion of war.
You tell Blood Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, The Fist of Luciphage, "(NO BROTHER DONT LOG OUT)"
Malarious tells you, "You do not have permission to be OOC with me fool."
Doman2008-06-02 03:18:55
ell oh ell
Shaddus2008-06-02 03:22:37
QUOTE(Visaeris Maeloch @ Jun 1 2008, 10:14 PM) 517413
Malarious has been crushed to death by a champion of war.
You tell Blood Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, The Fist of Luciphage, "(NO BROTHER DONT LOG OUT)"
Malarious tells you, "You do not have permission to be OOC with me fool."

Wait.. this from the guy who left the ninjakari after losing an election to Revan, and we were nice enough to give our guild honour line to?

You shall now be known as Pretty Pretty Princess Visaeris Maeloch, Avatar of Fail
Unknown2008-06-02 03:59:59
(Ship): Raguel says, "Myr - reflexes off?"

Floating in aetherspace near the Void.
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The Hartfire Hearth floats here in aether.
An energy vortex pulsates brightly.
Astral Plane is to the west.
The Absolute Bargain is to the southwest.

(Ship): You say, "Think so."

There is a barely perceptible shift as The Hartfire Hearth sails to a rest.

You momentarily see nothing but pyrotechnic flares as the wild energies of a
vortex completely engulfs The Hartfire Hearth.


(Ship): Raguel says, "Ok."

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

The Hartfire Hearth trembles as the hull is scoured from the raging energies of
the vortex.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

(Ship): Raguel says, "Link as fast as you can."


The Hartfire Hearth trembles as the hull is scoured from the raging energies of
the vortex.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-shipt Link?

(Ship): You say, "Link?"

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

(Ship): Raguel says, "Siphon."

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-ship look

The Hartfire Hearth is sailing the aetherways.
Floating in aetherspace near the Void.
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Though darkness spans in all directions around the aethership, occasionally
bursts of energy flare up in the distance. There is an almost tangible and
weighty coldness to the emptiness that presses against the hull.
The Hartfire Hearth floats here in aether.
An energy vortex pulsates brightly.
Astral Plane is to the west.
The Absolute Bargain is to the southwest.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-
The Hartfire Hearth trembles as the hull is scoured from the raging energies of
the vortex.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

(Ship): Raguel says, "Go!"

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-siphon vortex

You siphon some energy from the energy vortex into an energy collector, bringing
it to a total of 134 energy.
Drawn by the flux of energy, a black dragon suddenly wanders into the nearby
area.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

An energy collector whirrs quietly, ready to be used once again.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

The Hartfire Hearth shudders and shakes as a black dragon rips apart her hull.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

Bright tendrils of energy pulsate through the ship and heal the hull.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

The Hartfire Hearth shudders and shakes as a black dragon swiftly shears through
her hull.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-siphon vortex

You siphon some energy from the energy vortex into an energy collector, bringing
it to a total of 136 energy.
Drawn by the flux of energy, a black dragon suddenly wanders into the nearby
area.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

(Ship): Cordala says, "No target."

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

(Ship): Cordala says, "Target acquired."

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-siphon vortex

An energy collector is not yet ready to be used again.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

The Hartfire Hearth trembles as the hull is scoured from the raging energies of
the vortex.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

An energy collector whirrs quietly, ready to be used once again.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-siphon vortex

(Ship): Raguel says, "Fire."

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

You siphon some energy from the energy vortex into an energy collector, bringing
it to a total of 138 energy.
Drawn by the flux of energy, a black dragon suddenly wanders into the nearby
area.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

The Hartfire Hearth shudders and shakes as a black dragon rips apart her hull.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

The floor shakes as Cordala fires a blast that slams into a black dragon.

3215h, 4575m, 4575e, 10p exkdb-

The Hartfire Hearth shudders and shakes as a black dragon swiftly shears through
her hull.
The Hartfire Hearth suddenly collapses on herself!
Ailana has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Fenear has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Raguel has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
The Hartfire Hearth implodes and your body is instantly torn apart by the
unstable reality of the Aetherways.
You have been slain by misadventure.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and
suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.

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Anyone want to tell me what went wrong there? ohyeah.gif
Everiine2008-06-02 04:04:55
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Jun 1 2008, 10:59 PM) 517425
Anyone want to tell me what went wrong there? ohyeah.gif


Oh that's easy, you blew up! doh.gif
Celina2008-06-02 04:05:11
QUOTE(Visaeris Maeloch @ Jun 1 2008, 10:14 PM) 517413
Malarious has been crushed to death by a champion of war.
You tell Blood Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, The Fist of Luciphage, "(NO BROTHER DONT LOG OUT)"
Malarious tells you, "You do not have permission to be OOC with me fool."


Are you even active?
Unknown2008-06-02 04:09:34
Cordala has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Raguel has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Neryssa has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Fenear has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.
Ailana has died in the imploded wreckage of The Hartfire Hearth.

^~~ Luckily, I wasn't on it that time.
Unknown2008-06-02 04:25:28
QUOTE(Celina @ Jun 1 2008, 09:05 PM) 517428
Are you even active?


50 hours and 15 minutes of gametime logged last week.

2 or so of that idle.

I think that qualifies as active.
Aerotan2008-06-02 04:39:27
(Spouts): Anyania says, "I owe all my thanks to my loving friends I'm glad we
kept ties through my bad choices."
3066h, 3324m, 3135e, 10p, 13000en, 14890w esSilrx-

3066h, 3324m, 3135e, 10p, 13000en, 14890w esSilrx-
(Spouts): Telperion says, "Light bless you Any. You Glow girl!"
3066h, 3324m, 3135e, 10p, 13000en, 14890w esSolrx-
Unknown2008-06-02 04:46:06
Feyrll has died in the imploded wreckage of The Aether Wyrm.
Ethelon has died in the imploded wreckage of The Aether Wyrm.
Kilbis has died in the imploded wreckage of The Aether Wyrm.
Crylia has died in the imploded wreckage of The Aether Wyrm.
Revan has died in the imploded wreckage of The Aether Wyrm.

(Serenwilde): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Is it blow a ship up
month?"

(Serenwilde): Fenear (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wait, someone else
blew up, too?"

(Serenwilde): Galaphyrae (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes. Your turn!"
Unknown2008-06-02 04:49:13
QUOTE(Visaeris Maeloch @ Jun 2 2008, 12:25 AM) 517433
50 hours and 15 minutes of gametime logged last week.

2 or so of that idle.

I think that qualifies as active.


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Xavius2008-06-02 04:57:30
QUOTE(Thoros LaSaet @ May 31 2008, 11:11 PM) 517192
What was the clan name, cuz I was around when Celenwilde had their clan, yet I don't remember any clan that Mag/Glom formed together.

Southern Trade Alliance or somesuch. It was a Mag clan that Mag invited Glomdoring into and it turned into the Mag/Glom clan.