Rauros2008-06-02 22:58:26
QUOTE(munsia @ Jun 2 2008, 06:47 PM) 517622
Shoulda killed him too. Especially for that 'Do not touch me' crap....
HELP AFK dam nubs....
HELP AFK dam nubs....
But I like Celest... not gonna get kicked out over him.
Munsia2008-06-02 23:00:26
Who said you had to get kicked out? He's a child...kick him in the balls and tell him to straighten up. Then you go to tells and say 'Straighten up or I'll report you!' which then again if people got hit for afking we'd lose 90% of the basin's population. I guess that's why the admins don't really crack down.
Snaithy2008-06-03 00:14:12
QUOTE
(Celest): You say, "We need someone at the Pool fast to Dominate Pharamon to give Bryan's corpse to someone who is awake."
I liked that part the most. Comedy of errors heh
Somaria2008-06-03 00:21:08
Already posted this elsewhere, but Leau, Gab, and I, all 'hehe'd irl at this.
T.T.....X_X
QUOTE
The air suddenly suffuses with a palpable energy and you are filled with an abstract sense of peace and clarity.
The dashros pulling the carriage speed up slightly as it continues to travel east along the Alabaster Road.
Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "You solicited My attention."
"Eep!", you scream in fright.
Passing the Verasivir Valley, the carriage continues on to the northeast along the Alabaster Road.
The corners of Gabranth's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
You say, "Hail, Lord Elostian."
You smile softly.
The carriage continues east, slowing down as the Ackleberry Triple Junction is seen in the distance.
Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Do I intrude?"
Passing the Ackleberry Triple Junction, the carriage turns abruptly to the southeast as it continues its journey.
You say, "Not ever, my Lord."
Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "I shall keep that in mind if I ever happen to ask you if you needed Me when you're procreating."
The dashros pulling the carriage speed up slightly as it continues to travel east along the Alabaster Road.
Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "You solicited My attention."
"Eep!", you scream in fright.
Passing the Verasivir Valley, the carriage continues on to the northeast along the Alabaster Road.
The corners of Gabranth's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.
You say, "Hail, Lord Elostian."
You smile softly.
The carriage continues east, slowing down as the Ackleberry Triple Junction is seen in the distance.
Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Do I intrude?"
Passing the Ackleberry Triple Junction, the carriage turns abruptly to the southeast as it continues its journey.
You say, "Not ever, my Lord."
Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "I shall keep that in mind if I ever happen to ask you if you needed Me when you're procreating."
T.T.....X_X
Somaria2008-06-03 00:28:49
QUOTE
(The Mists of Lateo): Lekius says, "Darthen stop being feminine."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "Wtf does that mean."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Lekius says, "Womanly."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "I can't help it."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "I'm a Faeling ."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "I feel womanly."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "Wtf does that mean."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Lekius says, "Womanly."
4504h, 3948m, 2838e, 10p, 20160en, 17880w exkdb-
(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "I can't help it."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "I'm a Faeling ."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Darthen says, "I feel womanly."
Unknown2008-06-03 01:02:05
For the record, they didn't say Feminine first, there was some E word, I forget exactly what it was
Somaria2008-06-03 01:33:36
QUOTE(Darthe @ Jun 2 2008, 05:02 PM) 517655
For the record, they didn't say Feminine first, there was some E word, I forget exactly what it was
Ineffimate is what he used on his first try. I need a fiance who has a brain behind that keyboard. Volunteers?
Rauros2008-06-03 05:34:47
Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn says, "Many men..."
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Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn says, "Wish death upon me...."
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Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn says, "Blood in my eye ya'll and I can't see..."
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"Nope," Shric says with finality.
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Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn says, "I'm tryin to be what i'm destined to be..."
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Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn says, "And evil tryin to take my life away."
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get 50 gold from purse
You get 50 gold sovereigns from a parafilament purse.
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give 50 gold to pharamon
You give 50 gold sovereigns to Pharamon.
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Shric grins mischievously at you.
Rika2008-06-03 06:58:34
(Adiks): Xiel (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'll send you fresh fae corpses."
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(Adiks): Xiel (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Mis."
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(Adiks): Nejii says, "O.o."
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Xiel2008-06-03 06:59:44
Lies and slander.
Shaddus2008-06-03 09:38:19
QUOTE(Xiel @ Jun 3 2008, 01:59 AM) 517701
Lies and slander.
Coming2magSoon?
Kante2008-06-03 17:29:15
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Melville has managed it."
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(Magnagora): Chade says, "Wait, Thoros wins."
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say you haven't
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Heh."
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say Sohei Revan postponed it.
(Magnagora): Melville says, "Eh aw."
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say at least, I believe he did.
(Magnagora): Melville says, "Was going to teleport."
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ct thoros always wins. Everything. Ever.
(Magnagora): You say, "Thoros always wins. Everything. Ever."
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
The Megalith of Doom's surface suddenly parts into a great clockwork, and
tainted tendrils of darkness thrust a disoriented Thoros out.
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Thoros put his fingers in his mouth and lets out a high-pitched whistle.
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lchin
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
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Thoros rubs a seawolf brooch and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
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salute thoros
You give Thoros a respectful salute.
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Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows to Thoros and commences the lesson in
Dramatics.
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Thoros gives the world a smart salute.
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Yuniko arrives from the north.
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Thoros closes his eyes and grits his teeth.
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Ardmore tells you, "So not true."
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Finger extended, Yuniko pokes Thoros.
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Yuniko leaves to the east.
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honours ardmore
Ardmore Mes'ard (Male Mugwump).
He is 59 years old, having been born on the 11th of Urlachmar, 149 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 129th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Laborer in the Mighty Dominion of Magnagora.
He holds the position of a Deviser of Devastation in the Cacophony.
He holds the position of a Director of Discord in the Cacophony.
He is a Pioneer of the Unknown in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours) and the
College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a member of the clan called 'The Mes'ard Dynasty.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
He is considered to be approximately 1255% of your might.
He is a third generation member of the Mes'ard family.
3760h, 3324m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12452w elrx-
Ardmore tells you, "As much as he tries, he hasn't won my heart."
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(Magnagora): Chade says, "Wait, Thoros wins."
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say you haven't
(Magnagora): Chade says, "Heh."
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
say Sohei Revan postponed it.
(Magnagora): Melville says, "Eh aw."
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
say at least, I believe he did.
(Magnagora): Melville says, "Was going to teleport."
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ct thoros always wins. Everything. Ever.
(Magnagora): You say, "Thoros always wins. Everything. Ever."
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
The Megalith of Doom's surface suddenly parts into a great clockwork, and
tainted tendrils of darkness thrust a disoriented Thoros out.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
Thoros put his fingers in his mouth and lets out a high-pitched whistle.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
lchin
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
Thoros rubs a seawolf brooch and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
salute thoros
You give Thoros a respectful salute.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows to Thoros and commences the lesson in
Dramatics.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
Thoros gives the world a smart salute.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
Yuniko arrives from the north.
3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
Thoros closes his eyes and grits his teeth.
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3760h, 3144m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12440w elrx-
Ardmore tells you, "So not true."
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Finger extended, Yuniko pokes Thoros.
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Yuniko leaves to the east.
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honours ardmore
Ardmore Mes'ard (Male Mugwump).
He is 59 years old, having been born on the 11th of Urlachmar, 149 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 129th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Laborer in the Mighty Dominion of Magnagora.
He holds the position of a Deviser of Devastation in the Cacophony.
He holds the position of a Director of Discord in the Cacophony.
He is a Pioneer of the Unknown in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts (honours) and the
College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a member of the clan called 'The Mes'ard Dynasty.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
He is considered to be approximately 1255% of your might.
He is a third generation member of the Mes'ard family.
3760h, 3324m, 2148e, 10p, 15800en, 12452w elrx-
Ardmore tells you, "As much as he tries, he hasn't won my heart."
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Somaria2008-06-03 20:21:59
QUOTE
(The Mists of Lateo): Shaddus says, "I love myself sometimes, but only when people aren't watching."
<3
Exeryte2008-06-04 01:45:09
QUOTE
Baerin gives the Ebonglom Crown to Brennan Stormcrow.
You see Brennan Stormcrow yell, "Rowena! It is time!"
Shadows rise in the center of the room out of which steps Rowena Nightshade.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Excellent! The Dark Council is gathered and Crow is ready to be reborn. Now all we need is a sacrifice. Baerin! Go get an infant to sacrifice so we may begin. Quickly now!"
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
You say to Baerin, "Wait for the right moment."
Shadow Baerin d'Illici, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Should I drop the child?"
You nod your head at Baerin.
A crying baby wriggles out of Baerin's hands!
A baby crawls off to the down.
Baerin leaves to the down.
Baerin arrives from the down.
Baerin drops a crying baby.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Let us commence!"
Rowena Nightshade raises her hands and the sky moves with twisting black shapes.
The four skeletons begin to chant and raise their arms to the dark sky.
The shadows to the north form into the image of a vampire bat.
You slap a crying baby on the cheek.
Fay blinks.
The shadows to the west form into the image of a blackwidow spider.
Glaring at you, Evette prods you repeatedly, the height of rudeness.
The shadows to the south form into the image of a carrion beetle.
The shadows to east form into the image of a giant wasp.
Dylara squints suspiciously at you.
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "Hear me, Crow! It is time to seek counsel from Mother Night!"
Brennan Stormcrow raises the Ebonglom Crown above his head.
Crimson lighting flashes above Glomdoring Forest, fingers of red death raining down upon the dark forest.
A bolt of crimson lighting strikes the Ebonglom Crown, which absorbs the shadows around it and glows with an otherworldly dark light.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Mother Night, will you receive this sacrifice this night!"
A heavy weight seems to bear down on the forest, and the night grows darker and is filled with malevolent energies.
A crying baby wriggles out of Lehki's hands!
A baby crawls off to the down.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Now! Kill the child now!"
Baerin leaves to the down.
A dark nighthag says, "For the Glomdoring, Baerin."
A baby crawls in from the down.
Baerin arrives from the down.
Brennan Stormcrow bows respectfully to Baerin.
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
You say to Baerin, "Now. Murder the child."
Shadow Dylara Nimaet, Ward of the Rose says, "Kill it."
Baerin wildly swings a dwarven battle hammer at a crying baby. Baerin's weapon pounds through the air, missing completely.
Baerin wildly swings a dwarven battle hammer at a crying baby. Baerin's weapon pounds through the air, missing completely.
Shadows flock to Rowena Nightshade, swathing her with darkness. Suddenly, the darkness seeps into the ground, taking along Rowena Nightshade.
Fay blinks.
Baerin wildly swings a dwarven battle hammer at a crying baby. Baerin pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
The blow continues into a crying baby's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a
moment, vanishing suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
A crying baby has been slain by Baerin.
Veyda opens his mouth as if to say something, but pauses.
Shadow Baerin d'Illici, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Hrm. Anyone want a dead baby?"
You see Brennan Stormcrow yell, "Rowena! It is time!"
Shadows rise in the center of the room out of which steps Rowena Nightshade.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Excellent! The Dark Council is gathered and Crow is ready to be reborn. Now all we need is a sacrifice. Baerin! Go get an infant to sacrifice so we may begin. Quickly now!"
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
You say to Baerin, "Wait for the right moment."
Shadow Baerin d'Illici, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Should I drop the child?"
You nod your head at Baerin.
A crying baby wriggles out of Baerin's hands!
A baby crawls off to the down.
Baerin leaves to the down.
Baerin arrives from the down.
Baerin drops a crying baby.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Let us commence!"
Rowena Nightshade raises her hands and the sky moves with twisting black shapes.
The four skeletons begin to chant and raise their arms to the dark sky.
The shadows to the north form into the image of a vampire bat.
You slap a crying baby on the cheek.
Fay blinks.
The shadows to the west form into the image of a blackwidow spider.
Glaring at you, Evette prods you repeatedly, the height of rudeness.
The shadows to the south form into the image of a carrion beetle.
The shadows to east form into the image of a giant wasp.
Dylara squints suspiciously at you.
Brennan Stormcrow exclaims, "Hear me, Crow! It is time to seek counsel from Mother Night!"
Brennan Stormcrow raises the Ebonglom Crown above his head.
Crimson lighting flashes above Glomdoring Forest, fingers of red death raining down upon the dark forest.
A bolt of crimson lighting strikes the Ebonglom Crown, which absorbs the shadows around it and glows with an otherworldly dark light.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Mother Night, will you receive this sacrifice this night!"
A heavy weight seems to bear down on the forest, and the night grows darker and is filled with malevolent energies.
A crying baby wriggles out of Lehki's hands!
A baby crawls off to the down.
Rowena Nightshade exclaims, "Now! Kill the child now!"
Baerin leaves to the down.
A dark nighthag says, "For the Glomdoring, Baerin."
A baby crawls in from the down.
Baerin arrives from the down.
Brennan Stormcrow bows respectfully to Baerin.
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
You say to Baerin, "Now. Murder the child."
Shadow Dylara Nimaet, Ward of the Rose says, "Kill it."
Baerin wildly swings a dwarven battle hammer at a crying baby. Baerin's weapon pounds through the air, missing completely.
Baerin wildly swings a dwarven battle hammer at a crying baby. Baerin's weapon pounds through the air, missing completely.
Shadows flock to Rowena Nightshade, swathing her with darkness. Suddenly, the darkness seeps into the ground, taking along Rowena Nightshade.
Fay blinks.
Baerin wildly swings a dwarven battle hammer at a crying baby. Baerin pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
The blow continues into a crying baby's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a
moment, vanishing suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
A crying baby has been slain by Baerin.
Veyda opens his mouth as if to say something, but pauses.
Shadow Baerin d'Illici, of the Wyrden Woods says, "Hrm. Anyone want a dead baby?"
Diamondais2008-06-04 01:47:21
We always fail so with this silly quest.
Hazar2008-06-04 03:01:29
I took the dead baby, if anyone was curious.
Rauros2008-06-04 03:09:20
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jun 3 2008, 09:47 PM) 517905
We always fail so with this silly quest.
We need more quests like this. But without the fail.
Casilu2008-06-04 03:10:59
More quests that involve killing babies? I totally agree.
Rauros2008-06-04 03:12:43
QUOTE(casilu @ Jun 3 2008, 11:10 PM) 517922
More quests that involve killing babies? I totally agree.
I don't really know what to say to that.
Unknown2008-06-04 03:27:05
Krellan has been torn to shreds by an alluring siren of beauty.
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Krellan has trouble with the ladies, it seems.
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Krellan has trouble with the ladies, it seems.