Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Unknown2008-06-06 10:08:27
So I complete the asylum quest, get my prize, and then go back home...

QUOTE
Your hands become a blur as you twist and turn the paradox pyramid until each
side is made up of the same colour, solving the puzzle in mere moments. Suddenly
the image of a fallen tree appears in the back of your mind and you feel drawn
towards it.

Halamir suddenly scoops up a miniscule parasitic creature.
A miniscule parasitic creature wriggles around impatiently in Halamir's hands.

Your paradox pyramid draws you through the aether. (pyramid)
Halamir follows you ether.
A fallen tree. (Serenwilde Forest.)

You say, "Crap."

You say, "Don't touch that."

Halamir drops a miniscule parasitic creature.

A miniscule parasite skitters away to the south.

You say, "Don't drop it."

You exclaim, "Dammit!"

Halamir rolls on the floor, laughing.

Halamir follows you south.
Lively woodlands. (Serenwilde Forest.)

Halamir picks up a miniscule parasitic creature.

A miniscule parasitic creature squirms around in Halamir's hands, running up his
arm and, without warning, cutting open a small hole and squeezing inside in a
spray of blood.

Halamir stumbles backwards slightly and blinks in confusion, his face turning in
a rictus of horror and pain.

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

You say, "Now it's too late."


I guess only those who were with us the first time we solved this will get it.
Shamarah2008-06-06 10:50:07
QUOTE(Celina @ Jun 5 2008, 09:28 PM) 518455
The Asylum. I blame Kaervas :/


Kaervas tried to sucker me into doing that too, but unlike you I actually paid attention to the warning messages tongue.gif
Diamondais2008-06-06 15:38:38
ql
Looking onto bare rock.
A series of pipes connect to this large metal machine, with screens that display the various air ducts throughout the asylum. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones towers here, shrouded. He wields a spider-hilted rapier in his left
hand and a coiling skeletal rapier in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and east.

p machine
WRITE ME.
It weighs about 100 pounds.

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "Now that machine isn't very interesting."

Finger extended, Exeryte pokes a large metal machine.

You peer at a large metal machine unscrupulously.

You say, "No."

Someone powerful coughs softly.

laugh.gif
Rauros2008-06-06 17:06:23
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jun 6 2008, 11:38 AM) 518591
ql
Looking onto bare rock.
A series of pipes connect to this large metal machine, with screens that display the various air ducts throughout the asylum. Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones towers here, shrouded. He wields a spider-hilted rapier in his left
hand and a coiling skeletal rapier in his right.
You see exits leading northeast and east.

p machine
WRITE ME.
It weighs about 100 pounds.

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "Now that machine isn't very interesting."

Finger extended, Exeryte pokes a large metal machine.

You peer at a large metal machine unscrupulously.

You say, "No."

Someone powerful coughs softly.

laugh.gif


Maybe... just maybe... those insane architects of the asylum made all the air ducts spell out "WRITE ME"

Hey, it's a plausible explanation... confused.gif
Diamondais2008-06-06 17:10:14
QUOTE(Rauros @ Jun 6 2008, 01:06 PM) 518602
Maybe... just maybe... those insane architects of the asylum made all the air ducts spell out "WRITE ME"

Hey, it's a plausible explanation... confused.gif

Or it's a machine displaying airducts on a screen?

It now has a description, we went back and checked.
Rauros2008-06-06 17:14:42
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jun 6 2008, 01:10 PM) 518603
Or it's a machine displaying airducts on a screen?

It now has a description, we went back and checked.


Just saying the display of the layout of the airducts might have spelled out words.

Ah forget it...losewings.gif
Ryleth2008-06-06 17:59:55
QUOTE
You joyfully accept Silferras's proposal of marriage, and her gift of an onyx and diamond rose engagement ring.
Note: Once you are married you will lose your family name.

Horrifying screams fill the air with torment, echoing down from Avechna's Teeth.
3069h, 4782m, 5529e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|{2.36}

Keeper Silferras Ysav'rai says, "Oh. Hmm."

Keeper Silferras Ysav'rai says, "That's not a good omen."


Typical! tongue.gif
Kharaen2008-06-06 18:52:24
That's an OLC thing, I think, probably the default desc? (Like boring rooms in manses.)
Unknown2008-06-06 19:23:02
Fasaetta pounces upon you, gnawing upon you hungrily.

Unblooded Fasaetta says, "Icckk... I got flowers in my mouth..."

You stick your tongue out at Fasaetta and wetly go, "Pffhhttt!!"

Unblooded Fasaetta spits out a few flower petals.

Unblooded Fasaetta says to you, "Your a floating corsage..."

l me

(description crap.) She is wearing a brooch of a wheeling jay, a pack
of fiery leaves, a baroque emerald bead necklace, a silver chain bracelet set
with sapphires, a howling wolf ring, a fragrant potpourri pendant, dark purple
gossamer robes, 6 entrancing red roses, a delicate iris, a bright yellow rose,
an etched turquoise ring, a twilight blue rose, and 2 brilliant white roses.
Ixion2008-06-06 19:39:25
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Jun 6 2008, 03:23 PM) 518611
Fasaetta pounces upon you, gnawing upon you hungrily.

Unblooded Fasaetta says, "Icckk... I got flowers in my mouth..."

You stick your tongue out at Fasaetta and wetly go, "Pffhhttt!!"

Unblooded Fasaetta spits out a few flower petals.

Unblooded Fasaetta says to you, "Your a floating corsage..."

l me

(description crap.) She is wearing a brooch of a wheeling jay, a pack
of fiery leaves, a baroque emerald bead necklace, a silver chain bracelet set
with sapphires, a howling wolf ring, a fragrant potpourri pendant, dark purple
gossamer robes, 6 entrancing red roses, a delicate iris, a bright yellow rose,
an etched turquoise ring, a twilight blue rose, and 2 brilliant white roses.


Sigh.
Unknown2008-06-06 19:40:56
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 6 2008, 03:39 PM) 518614
Sigh.



All you took from it was the typo? ohyeah.gif
Ixion2008-06-06 20:02:52
That typo largely overshadows any measure of comedic value.

Get it right people, for the love of all that is good in the world.
Casilu2008-06-06 20:21:12
Your wrong, they used the write 'your' their.



















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Unknown2008-06-06 20:24:43
Toronada Bridge. (road).
Glowing motes of silvery-blue light dance through the air, emanating from the
direction a healing shrine of Lyreth nearby. Superimposed over this location, an
ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The bright sun shines down, blanketing
you with its life-giving warmth.
You see exits leading east and west.
2815h, 4350m, 5136e, 10p exkdb-e

Ackleberry Triple Junction. (road).
Glowing motes of silvery-blue light dance through the air, emanating from the
direction a healing shrine of Lyreth nearby. This location is flooded with
shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with
its life-giving warmth. A milestone juts up from the ground here. Attached to a
wooden post here is a large metal bell.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and west.
A mouth appears and says, "if you need help dont be afarid to ask do eather
CT or even contack a fellow guild member"


wtf.gif

Edit: Ixion, be angry at this one. ~~^
Arix2008-06-06 20:26:34
Wow, Aquamancer education standards sure have dropped in Celest's inner city/non-merian district
Casilu2008-06-06 20:27:11
I should just start making up quotes with typos. If not solely to annoy... if not solely to annoy...
Shamarah2008-06-06 20:42:50
QUOTE(casilu @ Jun 6 2008, 04:21 PM) 518630
Your wrong, they used the write 'your' their.
This post brought to you by the annoy Ixion Foundation. wink.gif


"Your" not funny.
Desitrus2008-06-06 20:57:17
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jun 6 2008, 03:42 PM) 518640
"Your" not funny.


Yeah well, you died to malarious like two real life years ago. I have logs to prove it.
Emar2008-06-06 22:24:33
QUOTE
(Glomdoring): You say, "Mulching."

You lay your hands upon a mature blackthorn tree and pat its trunk, offering up its life so that the forest may grow and prosper.
A mature blackthorn tree sways back and forth, then crashes to the ground.
The thundering crash of a tree reverberates through the forest.

You press your hand upon the forest floor and sing a small word of creation. Slowly, a blackthorn sapling pushes upwards out of the soil and sways gently towards you.

(The Shadow Court): Marina says, "Whenever someone mulches, I always think of Emar with a weed whacker and little children running away screaming."

(The Shadow Court): Marina says, "AHem."

(The Shadow Court): Marina says, "Pardon that."

(The Shadow Court): Xenthos (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "How... interesting."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.


I love you, Marina.
Eventru2008-06-06 22:25:15
This is 'Quotes 4' not 'Why Lusternians Never Passed English Class'. Thanks!