Mugwump can't breathe underwater.

Ardmore Mes'ard says, "I used to hunt Ixion (I think it's called) all day."

(Glomdoring): Thalion says, "Nothing matters but Glomdoring."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Iwiertas says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"

(Glomdoring): Arix says, "Glomdoring, woooooo!"

Malarious tells you, "Umm... -halo-."

You tell Blood Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, The Fist of Luciphage,
"Pssst, your halo and skirt are on fire."

Malarious tells you, "I have no skirt! not that I am wearing anyway... who told
you about my tutu!?"

Bashara tells you, "*is the evilest of the evilest evil bastards*."

You tell Bashara Bloodwrath, the Scarecrow, "Are you saying you are a bastard?"

Bashara tells you, "I don't really need to say it."

You tell Bashara Bloodwrath, the Scarecrow, "Why is that."

Bashara tells you, "Cos I am, and that's a fact."

You tell Bashara Bloodwrath, the Scarecrow, "Good."

You tell Bashara Bloodwrath, the Scarecrow, "Quoted ."

You tell Bashara Bloodwrath, the Scarecrow, "So everyone knows the truth!"

Bashara tells you, "Psh."

Bashara tells you, "Anyone that ever spends more than five seconds with me knows
that I'm a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling."

Coulda been Stillwater'd, too couldn't it?

Bashara tells you, "Anyone that ever spends more than five seconds with me knows
that I'm a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling."

Connoisseur Twilxo, Crescendo of the Majors shouts, "No, YOU stop masquerading as ME.. errm.. please."
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(Newbie): Skein says, "Are your ears burning with the vile insults being tossed around? Need relief? Try SHOUTSOFF to stop those silly grating shouts. If you can't hear any shouts and your curiosity is getting the better of you, try SHOUTSON to start paying attention to them."
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You shout, "Impossible. Who would ever want to masquerade as Lord Eventru?"
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A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling energy strikes your mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye sockets and mouth as you die in unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Twilxo.
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You are dead and cannot do that.
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You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
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Scratching his head, a thoughtful scholar wanders out to the southwest, preoccupied.
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Your life essence slowly drains away as you move closer and closer to oblivion.
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You are dead and cannot do that.
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(The Daughters of Attai): Raguel (from the Aetherways) says, "Heh."
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You are dead and cannot do that.
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The divine voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted reverberates powerfully, "The truly beautiful, obviously."

Eventru's too predictable. Masquerade blown.