Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Somaria2008-06-07 20:52:00
QUOTE
renounce grace
You cry aloud your renunciation of divine grace, and leave the protection of the Divinities.
4504h, 3948m, 2352e, 10p, 19778en, 17880w x-
karma
You vomit up the contents of your stomach.
4504h, 3948m, 2352e, 10p, 19788en, 17880w x-
karma
Your soul's karma stands at 34%.
You have:
The karmic blessing of harmony: 18 hours 5 min.
See HELP KARMA for information on karmic blessings and curses.
4504h, 3948m, 2352e, 10p, 19788en, 17880w x-

Belloc utters a deep, rumbling laugh.


You cry aloud your renunciation of divine grace, and leave the protection of the Divinities.

You vomit up the contents of your stomach.

Belloc utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
You offer up 23 corpses to Elostian, the Enigma.

Sir Belloc Dekoven, Grand Apostle of Dove asks, "Bulemic?"

You shake your head.

Belloc's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Saw you."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "I would take it very kindly if you did not vomit at My fulcrux."

(Astral insanity. Bleh.)
Silvanus2008-06-07 21:43:24
You walk through the sewers, which have been scrubbed clean of all grime and literally sparkle. The waters flow pure and clear, down which sails a small child's boat. On the boat is a small rat who is paddling away from you, staring at you with terror-struck eyes.



Nice dream.
Desitrus2008-06-07 22:04:06
QUOTE(Silvanus @ Jun 7 2008, 04:43 PM) 518927
You walk through the sewers, which have been scrubbed clean of all grime and literally sparkle. The waters flow pure and clear, down which sails a small child's boat. On the boat is a small rat who is paddling away from you, staring at you with terror-struck eyes.
Nice dream.


Isn't that from ratatoullie?
Shaddus2008-06-07 23:59:21
Lower eastern mountain range.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A thunderstorm
rages in the heavens, and rain blasts down all around you. Growing in vibrant
shades of colour, a thick patch of wildflowers obstructs part of the path
through the mountains.
You see exits leading southeast and northwest.
You stumble over the wildflowers growing profusely here.




..... what divine thought THIS up?
Aramel2008-06-08 04:20:18
Cows, mountain version.
Kharaen2008-06-08 04:58:12
We already have sheep. What do we need the bloody wildflowers for (slowed me down heavily during the hamsterhunt :/)
Celina2008-06-08 05:07:38
Stragen arrives from the east.
He is followed by a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a wandering bard,
a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful
scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a wandering bard, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a
wandering bard, a wandering bard, a dwarven pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a
taurian pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a dwarven pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a
mugwump pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a
dwarven pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, and a taurian pilgrim.
4989h, 5415m, 5271e, 10p, 18460en, 19720w exk-

Shabinar Stragen says, "I will take you to a stage."
A wandering bard exclaims, "Stragen, I am following you. You do know where we
are going right? It has been a long travel already and there are many waiting to
see me grace the stage!"
A wandering bard exclaims, "Stragen, I am following you. You do know where we
are going right? It has been a long travel already and there are many waiting to
see me grace the stage!"
A wandering bard exclaims, "Stragen, I am following you. You do know where we
are going right? It has been a long travel already and there are many waiting to
see me grace the stage!"
A wandering bard exclaims, "Stragen, I am following you. You do know where we
are going right? It has been a long travel already and there are many waiting to
see me grace the stage!"
4989h, 5415m, 5271e, 10p, 18460en, 19720w exk-

You peer at Stragen unscrupulously.
4989h, 5415m, 5271e, 10p, 18460en, 19720w exk-

Stragen blinks.
4989h, 5415m, 5271e, 10p, 18460en, 19720w exk-

A golden-eyed bard says, "No thank you."
4989h, 5415m, 5271e, 10p, 18460en, 19720w exk-

Frowning, A golden-eyed bard says, "Though a lot of people ask me that..."


It made me laugh
Rauros2008-06-08 05:18:33
QUOTE
(Celestines): You say, "I'm gonna go chop a tree now."

(Celestines): Alodia says, "Excellent, ."


Shameless, out-of-context quoting. blush.gif
Leiliadhe2008-06-08 06:29:58
So I was doing the "Cure the Kyrian tribe children" quest. Didn't know where Rynak was (you have to take Lauk to him), so I asked on Skeleton Hearth, and Shuyin said he'd go look. Both of us were in Verasavir Valley. When this happened...

Tall grasses.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
ground is covered with tall, emerald green grass as far as the eye can see.
Easily high enough to lose small animals inside, it waves in the air, unsturdy
at its present height. The continual buzzing of small insects can barely be
heard from within the long grasses and occasionally, patches of it have been
bent and pushed down by something large and heavy.
You see exits leading north, east, and west.
5017h, 4674m, 3537e, 10p ex-
Taking the medicine in hand, Lauk quickly thanks you and rushes out of the hut.

"What the...?" you say, looking puzzled.

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Um."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Yeah, uh, Lauk just left. sad.gif."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "So whatever."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "....I found him."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "But uh."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "So."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "But what?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Funny story."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "I walked in and found him."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "And..."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "You see a single exit leading northwest. Your
karma rises in response to your deeds. You have earned the blessing of the Elder
Gods! You gain a new honour!"

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "...what the censor.gif."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, ">_<."

wtf.gif wtf.gif wtf.gif wtf.gif wtf.gif wtf.gif

...

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Shaddus2008-06-08 06:38:41
QUOTE(Aramel @ Jun 7 2008, 11:20 PM) 519012
Cows, mountain version.

Yes, but they are now running over into the city walls
Aramel2008-06-08 07:18:23
We noticed that. It's hilarious - Mag overrunning with rainbow flowers.
Shaddus2008-06-08 14:09:45
QUOTE(Aramel @ Jun 8 2008, 02:18 AM) 519073
We noticed that. It's hilarious - Mag overrunning with rainbow flowers.

It's unnatural is what it is. There is something unatural in Magnagora,and I don't like it!
/mutter
Unknown2008-06-08 16:05:50
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Old Imperial Road. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Growing in vibrant shades of colour, a thick patch of wildflowers obstructs part of the path. A cow wanders about aimlessly, minding its own business and paying you no attention.
You see exits leading south and west.
You stumble over the wildflowers growing profusely here.
You bump into a cow as it wanders aimlessly in a circle.


Double-teamed!
Shaddus2008-06-08 16:11:15
(Celest): Ryboi says, "Anyone want to buy a vial of slaves for a vial and 230 gold?"

(Celest): Ryboi says, "Anyone want to buy a vial of slaves for a vial and 230 gold? the vial is pearl."

Now, see, why can't Magnagora get vials like that?
Everiine2008-06-08 17:17:02
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jun 8 2008, 09:09 AM) 519128
It's natural is what it is. There is something natural in Magnagora,and I don't like it!
/mutter


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Casilu2008-06-09 00:54:03

es avenger
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Participant Health Mana Ego Location
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Ceren 9530/9530 4400/4400 6300/6300 footpath on the side of a
Kaervas 8059/8059 7135/7210 7417/7409 dead end in a dark cave
Xiyile 980/980 780/780 720/720 dense grove near the rive
Narsrim 6780/5650 5940/6000 7920/6600 cluster of trees by the S
Thoros 8500/8500 5940/5940 6555/5700 dead end in a dark cave
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Ardmore2008-06-09 00:59:28
You say, "I'll give you... 1 of every 5 berries I get."

Sohei of the Despondent Faith, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster says, "20%."

Sohei of the Despondent Faith, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster says, "2 of 5."

Sohei of the Despondent Faith, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster says, "Wait, my math sucks."

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Simimi2008-06-09 04:59:10
I'm sure this has been quoted before but let me add my shock to it.

CODE
Guildmember          Rank     Position                        GT    GNT   CGT  
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Thorgal                 1                                     On    On    On
Simimi                 10                                     On    On    On
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Currently, there are 7 members on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.
Zetetic Thorgal (Male Kephera).
He is 129 years old, having been born on the 12th of Kiani, 79 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 100th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest.
He is Supplicant of Humility in the Tahtetso.
He is a Planar Drifter in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy (honours) and the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a member of the clan called 'Disciples of Klangratch.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His warcry: 'Chirrrrp!'
He is considered to be approximately 165% of your might.
He was born into the Khuprus family.
He is not currently active in any family.
See HONOURS FULL THORGAL to view his 13 special honours.

3564h, 2982m, 2388e, 10p, 16080en, 15120w esSix-gw



SO I logged in just to check out what was going on and see if I wanted to maybe play a bit more and such and try and come back now that things irl have calmed down a bit and BAM. Thorgal is in my guild. I'm speechless. I would love to hear the how and why of him joining Celest. To me that is a bit like Murphy joining Celest it just seems so out of place in my mind, unless I have Thorgal confused with some other crazy death machine from way back when. Glad to have him and what not, but it was an eye opener that made me blink a few to be sure.
Shiri2008-06-09 05:18:01
I think you're confusing Thorgal and Thoros. Thorgal wasn't -that- much of a death machine and he's been inactive for like 80 years.
Bashara2008-06-09 05:25:26
QUOTE
Chhaya tells you, "I totally prefer Cocks."