I leave for a few days and this is what I come back too

You step up to the command chair, locking yourself into the module and linking your mind to the controls of the ship. After a moment, you begin to sense your command of the module in your own brain.
(Ship): Jhagar, the Crimson Dragon says, "For the Red Masque!! Welcome to the command chair, Thoros."

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You launch Jhagar, the Crimson Dragon into the aetherways.
Lurching through dimensional shifts.
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There is an aetherways dock here connected to surrounded by petrified trees.
Jhagar, the Crimson Dragon floats here in astral.
Smiley's Void is to the south.

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A nearby turret jolts the aetherdock here with deadly blasts of jinsun fire.
The spluttering form of The Tenebrous Abyss flies out of the aetherdock, trailing a plume of heavy smoke.

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You have recovered equilibrium.

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The command chair whirrs quietly, ready to be used once again.

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There is a barely perceptible shift as Jhagar, the Crimson Dragon sails to a rest.

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The floor shakes as Krellan fires a blast that slams into The Tenebrous Abyss.

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The floor shakes as Krellan fires a blast that slams into The Tenebrous Abyss.
The Tenebrous Abyss suddenly collapses on herself!
Fracturum has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Belloc has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Pharamon has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Aison has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Atellus has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Marsu has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Aletheus has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Lorina has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Mortexia has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Enero has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Mariello has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Yurika has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Silimaur has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Malicia has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Desolate Convergence - the First of Many.
Gyorn has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
You see the death occur at Paradise Found.

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Pew pew pew.

Fracturum has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Belloc has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Pharamon has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Aison has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Atellus has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Marsu has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Aletheus has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Lorina has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Mortexia has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Enero has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Mariello has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Yurika has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Silimaur has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Malicia has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.
Gyorn has died in the imploded wreckage of The Tenebrous Abyss.

(Serenwilde): Raguel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well there goes
Celest."

Ninja'd


Epic. Fail.

Not so bad for dying on a ship that couldn't even last 3 hits...

Until they came back, and died. Again. Slowly.

Oh, and thank you, Yurika, I got up to 75 from killing you.

You are such a lameass .

And wtf.


This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"vial125785" a diamond vial


You take a diamond vial from an elegant white letter.

This vial has been fashioned by a highly trained artisan from diamonds. There is
a small stopper at the mouth.
It has 118 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).
Eggnog sloshes about in it.

I hate eggnog.

Die.

No, srsly? Sorry, was out of bourbon. Will mail you something else.

Following a raid on Celestia, we realized all too late that poor Jigan had been left behind. Never one to miss an opportunity.. hilarity ensues..

Log has been slightly cleaned up to protect the innocent..



(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Day two, the meld is holding fine. No Celestians dare cross
into it."
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Krep arrives from the east.
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Krep leaves to the south.
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The cloud cover clears, revealing the sparkling night sky.
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Begining to suspect the tinderbox is going to lead a revolt
of my clothing. Steps are being taken to prevent the tinderbox from ever inciting rebellion again."
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "It was delicious, what little I could eat. Let this minor act
of cannabilism serve as a warning to my undergarments."
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(Magnagora): Veracruz says, "We need to get him out of there."
4658h, 4518m, 4296e, 9p exk-ct I'm beginning to think it may be too late..

(Magnagora): You say, "I'm beginning to think it may be too late.."
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A starving deer enters cautiously from the east.
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(Magnagora): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Let them come, I got the traitorous tinderbox. I can throw him
at them and let THEM deal with him."
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Remind me, I need to get a shovel to bury the bodies of the
failed rebellion."
4658h, 4518m, 4296e, 9p exk-gt I may have one somewhere.. for entirely innocent purposes.. honestly...

(Geomancers): You say, "I may have one somewhere.. for entirely innocent purposes.. honestly..."
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I have constripted two angels to my new army."
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "They each have been given rope to protect their heads, and a
peice of wood to hit someone with."
4658h, 4518m, 4296e, 9p exk-gt just keep the tinderbox away from them and it should be okay

(Geomancers): You say, "Just keep the tinderbox away from them and it should be okay."
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "The Celestians don't stand a chance."
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "They will remove what's left. It's very hard to kill an
inanimate object. I'm sure they'll figure out a way to kill it dead for me, instead of the somewhat dead I did."
4658h, 4518m, 4296e, 9p exk-gt I may never look at my tinderbox the same way again...

(Geomancers): You say, "I may never look at my tinderbox the same way again..."
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(Geomancers): Jigan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Backstabbers!"
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Jigan has been burned to death by a celestial archangel.
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Jigan has been burned to death by a celestial archangel.
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Earthen Attendant Jigan, Nil's Cook shouts, "Damn you backstabbers, I armed you and you backstabbed me. I know you, I'll return for my hitty thing and rope. I won't forget this, angels of Celestia."

holy crap

Much for Jigan.. Much indeed.

hahaha, that was awesome Jigan.

People wanted it, people gets it. Behold, "The Betrayl of Jigan."

Due to a bug, Jigan managed to wind up on Celestia, at the Throne of Brilliance, with a monolith sigil there. He can't heartstop or nuffin. After dealing with an attempted rebellion of his tinderbox to incite his clothes to rebel, Jigan consripted two Archangels into his army.


You say to a celestial archangel, "You are now a conscript."

You say to a celestial archangel, "You will get one regulation pointy object,
and one thingie to keep your head on straight."

"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.

You begin to wield a wood commodity in your right hand.

You quickly toss a wood commodity to a celestial archangel, who catches it
nimbly.

You begin to wield a length of rope in your right hand.

You quickly toss a length of rope to a celestial archangel, who catches it
nimbly.

You begin to wield a length of rope in your right hand.

You quickly toss a length of rope to a celestial archangel, who catches it
nimbly.

You begin to wield a wood commodity in your right hand.

You quickly toss a wood commodity to a celestial archangel, who catches it
nimbly.

You proclaim, "You are both soldiers now, step lively."

You say, "We shall march again the Celestians when they arrive."

You give a celestial archangel the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.
A celestial archangel nods majestically at you.

You say to a celestial archangel, "And you had better remember that you salute
our side, clear?"

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke a celestial archangel.
A celestial archangel nods majestically at you.

You say, "I want none of this "I dun wanna" crap."

You say to a celestial archangel, "You is in my army, you will fight with me."

(Geomancers): You say, "I have constripted two angels to my new army."
4249h, 4119m, 3918e, 10p, 18825w elrxk-demesne


(Geomancers): You say, "They each have been given rope to protect their heads,
and a peice of wood to hit someone with."

(Geomancers): Arilyon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Just keep the
tinderbox away from them and it should be okay."

(Geomancers): You say, "The Celestians don't stand a chance."

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

You quickly toss a soot-blackened tinderbox to a celestial archangel, who
catches it nimbly.

You say to a celestial archangel, "Execute that traitor."

You sniffle softly.

You say, "Make it a short drop and very sudden drop."

(Geomancers): You say, "They will remove what's left. It's very hard to kill an
inanimate object. I'm sure they'll figure out a way to kill it dead for me,
instead of the somewhat dead I did."

You peer at a celestial archangel unscrupulously.
A celestial archangel eyes you curiously, golden-white wings opening and closing
in a slow beat.

You say to a celestial archangel, "You are now officer."

(Geomancers): Arilyon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I may never look at
my tinderbox the same way again..."

You say to a celestial archangel, "And you are a sergament thingy."

4249h, 4119m, 3918e, 10p, 18825w elrxk-say Oh, and no rebellion
You say, "Oh, and no rebellion."

You frown at a celestial archangel.
A celestial archangel smiles gloriously, eyes glowing with holy power.

You say, "I ate most of the last guy to rebel."

A celestial archangel narrows her eyes at you in an unnerving manner.

A celestial archangel exclaims, "Tainted curr!"

You say to a celestial archangel, "You now hold his empty shell."

You say to a celestial archangel, "Yes. And now you are in my army."

A celestial archangel exclaims, "I will be no part of you!"

You say to a celestial archangel, "You are semi-tainted by relation of being a
constript."

A celestial archangel clasps her hands together and offers devout prayers to the
Holy Supernals. She opens her eyes which blaze with luminous light, and you fall
to the ground in agony for your sins.

You say, "No one will blame you, just following orders and whatnot."

(Geomancers): You say, "Backstabbers!"



You say, "Traitors."

A celestial archangel spins her flaming sword in an elegant flourish before
driving the holy blade deep into your chest.
You have been slain by a celestial archangel.

Before the Throne of Brilliance.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A comforting feeling of privacy
pervades the area. Every last building block of the throne room is made from the
purest white marble, and etched and decorated with layers of gold leaf. A myriad
of carved cherubs and angels decorate the long columns that follow on either
side of the golden rug, stretching to the throne itself. Rows of gleaming
armour, shining with radiant light line the walls of the massive hall. The
surface of the throne itself swirls with many colours, as vibrant as one could
ever possibly see. The throne's carved surface holds many millions of minute
details, each of them representative of the planes of Elohora. An enormous
window of stained glass hangs above the throne, depicting an archangel raising a
sword on high. The sections of stained glass cover the entire area with a
rainbow prism of colour. The blinding aura of warmth and holiness cuts through
every soul that steps within this place, the hopes and wishes of each of the
Holy Supernals filling them. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here,
memorializing the death of some poor soul. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 2 celestial archangels here. A
stinking noxious cloud floats here. The twisted remains of Jigan lie here.
There are no obvious exits.

You say, "Dammit, betrayed by my own men."