Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Ryleth2008-06-11 09:29:58
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "He wanted me to have the name. We were trying to form the greathouse dream of Catarin's."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Aletheus (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm single."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "Nyde has an axe."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Aletheus (from the Aetherways) says, "Point taken."


If we are talking about the Peulus name, suppose it doesn't help that I'm dropping it? mellow.gif

Malarious2008-06-11 10:26:48
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Jun 10 2008, 07:02 PM) 520090
l me

He is a stout dwarf changeling... He is wearing 4 battle-ready shoulder scabbards, 2 black-tinted platinum scabbards, 4 serpent-headed frogges, a coral and turquoise beaded necklace, a thin cloak of white silk, 2 etched amethyst rings, a silver tiger ring, 4 pocketbelts, a brooch of crystallized salt in the shape of a skull, a changeling cameo, an etched beryl ring, an etched opal ring, 4 leather frogge upon a black silken sashes, a thin amethyst band, 6 scabbards of blackened steel, a masculine blue diamond wedding band, an etched coral ring, a bracelet of gems, an etched garnet ring, black coat of leather and silk, a crown of black opal, a beryl waterbreathe ring, and a suit of pale silver fullplate. He walks with the truefavour of Terentia.


And a partridge in a pear tree!
Catarin2008-06-11 12:11:05
QUOTE(Ryleth @ Jun 11 2008, 03:29 AM) 520325
If we are talking about the Peulus name, suppose it doesn't help that I'm dropping it? mellow.gif


No, Inalai. Peulus is Ekard's family line.
Rauros2008-06-11 15:53:45
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You thrust your hand out to a brother of enlightenment and beg shamelessly.
A brother of enlightenment sighs dramatically and searches his pockets, looking for something to give you.
He gives the corpse of a fledgling roc to you.


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Unknown2008-06-11 15:55:55
QUOTE(Rauros @ Jun 11 2008, 10:53 AM) 520383
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Someone got mixed up while doing the Tosha Pits quest.
Rauros2008-06-11 16:05:51
QUOTE(Vendetta Morendo @ Jun 11 2008, 11:55 AM) 520384
Someone got mixed up while doing the Tosha Pits quest.

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Tervic2008-06-11 18:50:37
Message #965 Sent by: Malicia
06/11 00:14 "I shall sever your nerves for teasing me."

Psh, Mali, you know you like it. Seriously though, what'd I do this time?
Kaylee2008-06-11 20:39:09
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(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Kelysa (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "We always
ask Glom noobs if they want to join us."
2428h, 2796m, 3108e, 10p, 10020en, 12360w ex-
(The Wiccans of the Wilde): Kelysa (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Er mis."

Kaylee2008-06-11 21:48:39
cross posted, but it belongs here so whatever

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(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Elfen now regain willpower faster courtesy of the
Justice throne, enjoy."

(Serenwilde): Kuroi says, "Woots."

(Serenwilde): Daurentoir says, "Willpower?"

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Yes."

(Serenwilde): Raguel says, "Sweet."

(Serenwilde): Raguel says, "Well done domothians!"

(Serenwilde): Kaillan says, "All elfens?"

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Yes, all elfens."

(Serenwilde): You say, "What about half elfens? can we get half the regain?"

(Serenwilde): Kaillan says, "Hehe, do i get wild regain?"

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "You get a big fat egg."

(Serenwilde): Raguel says, "There are no half elfens."

(Serenwilde): Kaillan says, "Faelings."

(Serenwilde): Raguel says, "Faelings are not elfen."

(Serenwilde): Myrkr says, "Faelings are Half Elfen."

(Serenwilde): Myrkr says, "Half Fae."

(Serenwilde): Kaillan says, "Part elfen....raised elfen..."

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "Faelings aren't half elfen, that's like saying birds
are half bat."

(Serenwilde): Fasaetta says, "I think it's bats that would be half bird..."
help faelings

4.14.5 The Faeling Race

Faelings are not descended from an Elder God. Rather, they are the cross
between an elfen and a creature of the fae. Faelings are almost always
raised in elfen communes, and are given special status by wiccans.
Physically, they look like extremely diminutive elfen, even smaller than
the furrikin, and they all have elaborate butterfly-like wings enabling
them to fly. While not very strong, they make up for that in speed and
intellect.

(Serenwilde): Myrkr (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "I second
Fasaetta's notion."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Uhm... the scrolls saying faelings are a cross between
an elfen and fae creature."

(Serenwilde): Kuroi (from the Nexus World of Serenwilde) says, "Faelings are not
hdescended from an elder god, rather they are a cross between an elfen and a
creature of the fae...quote."

(Serenwilde): Kaillan says, "Well then speak to the Gods about getting their
discription changed."

(Serenwilde): Myrkr says, "See? Told you, half Elfen!"

(Serenwilde): Shuyin says, "The images of what elfen and say a pooka do in the
privacy of a manse now disturbs me at a fundamental level, thank you."

(Serenwilde): You say, "You are very welcome!"

(Serenwilde): Myrkr says, "That's nothing, you should see what I do with my
pixie."

(Serenwilde): Myrkr says, "I am kidding."

(Serenwilde): Gregori says, "That was more than I needed to hear..."

(Serenwilde): Myrkr says, "I said I was kidding!!"
Arix2008-06-11 22:40:40
Explaining his abject poverty, Rauros humbly requests a little help from
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars sighs dramatically and searches his
pockets, looking for something to give Rauros.
He gives a sketch of Aison to Rauros.


ummmmm.....
Rauros2008-06-11 22:42:06
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 11 2008, 06:40 PM) 520578
Explaining his abject poverty, Rauros humbly requests a little help from
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars sighs dramatically and searches his
pockets, looking for something to give Rauros.
He gives a sketch of Aison to Rauros.
ummmmm.....


The truth is out. Meleris is a dirty old man.
Desitrus2008-06-12 01:53:47
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(Bellator Societas): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "(Glomdoring): Please welcome Desintorus who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new commune member!"



Buahaha
Aison2008-06-12 03:35:49
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 11 2008, 03:40 PM) 520578
Explaining his abject poverty, Rauros humbly requests a little help from
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars sighs dramatically and searches his
pockets, looking for something to give Rauros.
He gives a sketch of Aison to Rauros.
ummmmm.....


whatthe.gif confused.gif

... blush.gif
Arix2008-06-12 03:39:00
Hey Aison? I have that sketch now.... :wink:
Rauros2008-06-12 03:53:19
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 11 2008, 11:39 PM) 520723
Hey Aison? I have that sketch now.... :wink:

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Kaylee2008-06-12 05:03:39
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(Market): Arix says, "Sick of hearing people shout like fools? Get them drunk
and steal their pants."

(Market): Arix says, "Arix's Mobile Liquors, for all your depantsing needs."

(Market): Arix says, "Half off the price if you bring the pants with you so I
can hold them for ransom later."

(Market): Luciden says, "Tailor for hire, replacing the pants stolen by Arix's
Brew chases off."

(Market): Araura says, "Stealing someone's pants takes a penalty for difficulty.
Get something enchanted instead. Satisfaction guaranteed."

(Market): Luciden says, "Selling clothes, pretty ones and dashing ones...
whatever fits your fanny-- Fancy, I mean."

(Market): Arix says, "Arix's Mobile Liquors: because sometimes those fancy
clothes look better on the floor."


this was oh so very distracting but made me giggle all the same biggrin.gif
Arix2008-06-12 05:07:39
You missed the last bit

(Market): You say, "Today's special: Buy one bottle, get their pants half off!"
Aison2008-06-12 07:08:01
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 11 2008, 08:39 PM) 520723
Hey Aison? I have that sketch now.... :wink:


Just 'cause you chill at my Pool don't mean you getta hit up my ho's, ya hear boi?

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Celina2008-06-12 07:13:24
Tears flow freely from your eyes as Fain appoints you to Acolyte of Conflict.

Woo!
Arix2008-06-12 07:30:12
Waaaaait. Fain?