Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Casilu2008-06-12 07:54:07
Yeah, she's still an Order member despite it being banned. Tut tut.
Arix2008-06-12 07:55:58
No point in banning it, since nobody actually cares.
Unlike Celest, who STILL has a statue tuned against that one clan Verithrax had that he was using to spy on people, that nobody actually belongs to anymore
Rauros2008-06-12 08:03:54
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 12 2008, 03:55 AM) 520800
No point in banning it, since nobody actually cares.
Unlike Celest, who STILL has a statue tuned against that one clan Verithrax had that he was using to spy on people, that nobody actually belongs to anymore


A statue of Kurama stands here, memorializing his noble spirit.
It is an enchanted statue.
It is tuned against members of the Clan of Lusternian Diplomatic Gathering.
It has been enchanted by Ayita.
It has 68 months of usefulness left.
pfft.gif
Arix2008-06-12 08:10:09
Yeah that's the one. All the members are either inactive and/or not gonna walk around Celest anyway. Waste of resources
Diamondais2008-06-12 14:34:13
By the looks of it, Ayita is inactive anyways. So they might as well just wait the last two months for it to decay and then replace it.
Atellus2008-06-12 19:13:59
QUOTE
Between membranes and bubbles.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. Dripping with viscous fluids, a boil rises up from the fleshy ground here.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
6994h, 5943m, 6151e, 10p elrxk<>-squint ne

Beneath gaseous sacs.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A large gaseous sac protrudes down from the ceiling here. Swirling ominously within a swathe of blackness, a diseased parasite slithers here. Heresiarch Nariah, the Lunatic Reaver is here, shrouded. She wields a platinum shield with Urlach's horn in her left hand and a damning symbol of domination in her right. Sohei Revan n'Kylbar, the Subtle Touch is here, shrouded. He wields a long black chain with steel scythes with both hands.
You can see no further.
6994h, 5943m, 6151e, 10p elrxk<>-hyperactive

You centre yourself and find inner calm, sharpening your reflexes to a deadly, predatory intensity that screams to be used.
6994h, 5943m, 6151e, 0p elrk<>-
Sweeping an intricately adorned klangaxe through the air overhead, Desitrus sends it whooshing towards Nariah's left leg. With an elegant stroke, Desitrus strikes her left leg, knocking her to the ground.
6994h, 5943m, 6151e, 0p elrk<>-


Talk about bad timing on poor Nariah's part! Sorry! I hope you yell at Revan for running and leaving you behind smile.gif (I assume she meant to leave as well and just went the wrong way, and once Revan left he would not have been able to get back in time)
Revan2008-06-12 19:49:03
Wow Atellus, you're a delightful person!

(Edit: Changed for language. Tsk.)
Shaddus2008-06-12 20:46:33
QUOTE(Celina @ Jun 12 2008, 02:13 AM) 520795
Tears flow freely from your eyes as Fain appoints you to Acolyte of Conflict.

Woo!

Yes, your rump kissing skills are FAR superior to my own. I work my rump off, offering, donating, and such, and yet, you walk around with your lips planted on someone's tookus and get promoted. smile.gif
Everiine2008-06-12 20:56:53
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jun 12 2008, 03:46 PM) 520878
Yes, your rump kissing skills are FAR superior to my own. I work my rump off, offering, donating, and such, and yet, you walk around with your lips planted on someone's tookus and get promoted. smile.gif


You're from Magnagora and you havne't figured out that hard work gets you nowhere and rump-kissing gets you everywhere? Pay Attention!! ouch.gif
Shaddus2008-06-12 21:04:20
QUOTE(Everiine @ Jun 12 2008, 03:56 PM) 520879
You're from Magnagora and you havne't figured out that hard work gets you nowhere and rump-kissing gets you everywhere? Pay Attention!! ouch.gif

outr pennyroyal.
eat pennyroyal.
Ardmore2008-06-12 21:40:44
QUOTE(Everiine @ Jun 12 2008, 04:56 PM) 520879
You're from Magnagora and you havne't figured out that hard work gets you nowhere and rump-kissing gets you everywhere? Pay Attention!! ouch.gif

That is SO TRUE.
Emar2008-06-12 21:50:26
Talking about people infiltrating Elostian's Order with Veyda;

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Father Veyda d'Illici says, "Aye."

Father Veyda d'Illici says, "Though honestly..."

Father Veyda d'Illici laughingly says, "Infiltrating Elostian's order?"

A wry smile spreads across your face.

You say, "I find it quite interesting."

You shake your head.

Mock horror on his face, Father Veyda d'Illici says, "Oh no! They're investigating the mating habits of oozes! We must inform Lord Fain at once!"

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Veyda looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You sigh contentedly.

You say, "You've made my day, Veyda."

The corners of Veyda's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.


I still can't stop chuckling.

<3 you Veyda
Hazar2008-06-12 21:58:07
I happen to be responsible for starting the investigation of oozes, I'll have you know. tongue.gif

Espionage is best served with humor, I've found. Rather like come-ons.
Saaga2008-06-12 22:10:15
We don't do oozes. Squid, on the other hand...

Edit: ...AND we don't actually DO them. Perverts. You... know... what I meant. Study. Mating habits.
Hazar2008-06-12 22:14:25
Oh, I beg to disagree. Ryleth worked hard on my our idea!
Saaga2008-06-12 22:16:24
Bwut Saaga likes Rylie....
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I really need to go to sleep. G'night.
Ryleth2008-06-12 22:44:43
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I happen to be responsible for starting the investigation of oozes, I'll have you know.


Pshh, you said oozes, I made up the complicated convoluted rubbish which people can nod sagely to tongue.gif
Saran2008-06-12 22:54:30
People simply don't realize who the secret masters of lusternia are. Just make sure you gather the instruments we'll need and soon they will learn
Sthai2008-06-12 23:13:43
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jun 12 2008, 04:46 PM) 520878
Yes, your rump kissing skills are FAR superior to my own. I work my rump off, offering, donating, and such, and yet, you walk around with your lips planted on someone's tookus and get promoted. smile.gif



It's this simple. You were told what you need to do, and when you've done it, you get promoted.

Celina did what I asked her to. So she's now promoted.

Has nothing to do with asskissing.
Eventru2008-06-12 23:23:40
I do not see quotes of ass-kissing, so I don't know why we're talking about it (no, Celina's promotion isn't ass-kissing in my book!)

Take your arguments somewhere else! Quotes!