What it says:

Mandibles still snapping, the prostrate corpse of a yellow spider is covered with pus and ooze.

What I read:

Mandibles still snapping, the prostate cancer of a yellow spider is covered with pus and ooze.

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Oh my, my, oh hell yes. You got
to put on that party dress."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-score

2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
You channel energy from your link with the Master Ravenwood Tree.
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
The curled corpse of a spider falls to the ground from the branches of the
Master Ravenwood Tree.
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-unlink nexus

You sever your link from the Master Ravenwood Tree.
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w xk-score

2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Daedalion says, "Stop masterbating while
talking on this channel, pervert."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Sevz says, "I'm pretty sure someone
already has, Dae."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Sevz says, "And he won't be the last most
likely."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-clt *fap fap fap fap*

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "*fap fap fap fap*."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Sevz says, "Okay no jacking off to me."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-clt not to you

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Not to you."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-clt just in general

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Just in general."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
Dylara leaves to the north.
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Sevz says, "I'm generally here."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-clt details

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Details."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Daedalion says, "What are you wearing?"
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Daedalion says, "=P."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
Ilyrel arrives from the down.
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-clt nothing

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Nothing."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-clt now bend over

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "Now bend over."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Daedalion says, "Hah."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
Ilyrel leaves to the north.
A shadowlord widowrider moves his giant black widow to allow Ilyrel to leave.
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-clt I put on my robe and wizard hat.

(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): You say, "I put on my robe and wizard
hat."
2196h, 2187m, 1914e, 10p, 8910en, 9465w exk-
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Sevz says, "Psh, playing Lusty and wearing
clothes is overrated."

lawl @bloodninja reference



This is my motto for all my muddin, glad I ain't the only one!

Heh, and people wondered why I disallowed my guild to be heavily associated with the S word .

Spirits?

Belloc tells you, "Greetings, Lady Ashai."

You tell Sir Belloc Dekoven, Grand Apostle of Dove, "Lady?"

Belloc tells you, "Oh jesus."

Belloc tells you, "Let me go murder myself."

You tell Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath, "Anyone
around order wise, that can do weddings?"

Thoros tells you, "I can."

You tell Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath, "Orly. Well,
would you mind marrying your daughter and I?"


You tell Grunt Kanika Mes'ard, Combat Trainee, "Your dad can do it ."

Thoros tells you, "Alright."

You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!


Kanika tells you, "Hehe."
You peer about yourself unscrupulously.


Sohei of the Despondent Faith, Shaddus Mes'ard, Wyrmwood Trademaster
Strength : 11 Dexterity : 17 Constitution : 16
Intelligence : 14 Size : 10 Charisma : 7
You are a bit underdressed, and reasonably full.
You are not in need of sleep.
You are sober and in control.
You are completely sane.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like royalty.
You are posing: Shaddus is here, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
You are an enemy of: Serenwilde, Kelpies, Celestia, Celest, Moondancers,
Celestines, Terentia, Moonspirit, Arthar'rt, Kephera, Lisaera, Eventru, Nyalia,
Gorgogs, Caoimhe.
You can campaign for sanctuary during village influencing.
You currently possess 2 lessons, 0 credits, and 0 bound credits.
You have played for a total of 39 days, 0 hours and 17 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 19 hours and 6 minutes.
You are gaining increased experience due to the blessing of the Gods.
You have a vote weight of 10.
When you shout, others will hear: A Herculean voice booms, "Blah blah blah."
You are a first generation member of the Mes'ard family.
You are wedded to Kanika Mes'ard .
Your current mindset is pedantic.
You have one free reincarnation.
Your motto: '...'
You will timeout after 30 minutes of inactivity.

You tell Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath, "... with a
ceremony?"

Kanika ponders Thoros thoughtfully, looking him up and down.

You cough softly.

You look up into the air for divine inspiration.


Thoros tells you, "Oooh...ehh ...heheh...heh."

I thought you were a woman... You have a purple eye for your display pic! Not as cool as the mightyhearthuggingturtle... but just as unmanly!

You feel an unusually strong lust for Maylea, Bloom of Serenity.

---

Bow chicka bow wow

(Celest): Rauros says, "I'll laugh when a village revolts and there's only 11 of us..."

(Celest): Kiradawea says, "Considering that there are less than 44 people in the realms..."

(Celest): Rauros says, "Not counting gemmed people though."

(Celest): Kiradawea says, "True."

(Celest): Rauros says, "And you know every sneaky mag has one... they always have an army of 20 waiting every day."

(Celest): Kiradawea says, "But there are at least five earls here."

(Celest): Nezha says, "Dont you know? we are the early city."

(Celest): Rauros says, "If I had a tomato, it'd be lobbed in your direction."

You know, I'd second that notion of the tomato, because even that was a pun I wouldn't touch. Though, I can see it now...

Nezha falls victim and dies to salmonella poisoning

Cause we all know, that tomatoes now are Tainted...

Start throwing your tomatoes!

I blame Al Qaeda, clearly they are somehow poisoning our tomatoes. Bad enough they went after the spinach...

Pah, you guys are affecting our business with this tomatoe scare.

But funny timing.

(The Wyrden Host): Marina says, "Erm, Khar, why do you have a naked picture of
me?"
2292h, 2289m, 1914e, 10p, 9370en, 9955w ex-
(Glomdoring): Kharaen says, "Hail, Marina."
2292h, 2289m, 1914e, 10p, 9370en, 9955w ex-
(The Wyrden Host): Marina says, "Ahem."

Nightcoven Circle
Shadowdance Gloomtide

What picture? :wink:

2008/06/13 17:27:33 - Horselover stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.

I didn't know Annabelle had a fan base.

(Glomdoring): Leau says, "She is taking OOC IC."

:: Le sigh. ::

Sad thing is, she wasn't taking OOC to IC. She was taking it IC to IC. But that's not for discussion on this thread anyway.

Oh, I've no access to whatever conversation prompted it.

I was just amused by it. It's harder to take an OOC comment any more IC than to your CT.

He does smilies on the channel as well >>

You recall that Ilyrel told you:
"I hope you realize that you have crushed my spirits. It's not nice."

You recall that Ilyrel told you:
"I guess the title of Merciless Chieftain fits you well..."