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Dysolis2008-06-14 19:46:34
QUOTE(Marina_Whytetower @ Jun 13 2008, 09:43 PM) 521198
2008/06/13 17:27:33 - Horselover stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a commune member.

blush.gif I didn't know Annabelle had a fan base.


Annabelle can't have a fan base, unless the fans like shrubbery.
Eventru2008-06-14 20:40:47
Quotes, not insults. Even if it is Annabelle.
Leiliadhe2008-06-14 22:22:55
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Zaden has been torn to shreds by Elite Gunner Crylia Dawneye, Onyx Among Coal.
You see the death occur at Chamber of the Slaveboy.

Jinx has bled to death.
You see the death occur at Chamber of the Slaveboy.


What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
Arin2008-06-15 03:47:19
Where is this said chamber?
Arix2008-06-15 04:46:47
It's the Talnara manse reception room
Xiel2008-06-15 04:51:05
You confuse us with another manse. Ours has less leather and more fire-breathing dragons.
Leiliadhe2008-06-15 06:02:49
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Formally, Cardinal Kaalak, Preaching to the Masses says to you, "Greetings extremely nice Tainted Illthoid."

You say to Kaalak, "Do not mock me, for the wrath of my worm waxes hot and I am wont to consume the souls of the unwary."

Cardinal Kaalak, Preaching to the Masses says, "As soon as I find the unwary I'll send them to you."

You tap your fingers together and murmur, "Excellent..."


Elostian's order is awesome. cloud9.gif
Kaalak2008-06-15 06:44:17
(clan censored): Karnagan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "FYI: fighting Geb is hard."


Karnagan, Lusternian Sage.

Ronny2008-06-15 09:10:44
Something I heard.

If you beat Geb while rippled one on one, the Divine will advance you to Demi.
Unknown2008-06-15 11:40:21
Chhaya spent a few days with Kundu, who happens to be a very nice character that's a great deal of fun. I've no idea what his player is like, but I did choke on my drink a few times with laughter.

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls frowns and says, "I lost my
penumbra ."

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls says, "Young kundu was going to
get you alone and seduce you but old kundu thinks it may not be a good idea."


Getting smooshed with ice cream was the best part though:

Kundu tentatively sticks out his tongue and licks some deep-fried ice-cream.

You smile softly at Kundu.

You say, "Don't you wonder how it's not all melted if it's fried?"

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls scoops a small dabble of icecream
onto his finger and smears it over your nose.

Kundu utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls starts to lick the smeared ice
cream from your face.

Kundu rubs his tummy and goes 'mmmmmmmm.'

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls exclaims, "Oh wait! I missed this
spot!"

You ask, "Where?"

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls takes the entire bowl of ice
cream and smooshes it in your face.

Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls says, "There!"

You roll on the floor, laughing.
Kante2008-06-15 15:40:13
Kids these days and their ice-cream filled foreplay.
Unknown2008-06-15 15:44:54
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(Market): Tynghall says, "Looking for someone able to enchant Mercy. No enemies
of Glomdoring."


Truly, we are the forest of no mercy.

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Diamondais2008-06-15 15:57:55
QUOTE(Silferras @ Jun 15 2008, 11:44 AM) 521715
Truly, we are the forest of no mercy.

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Kante2008-06-15 17:46:09
QUOTE(Silferras @ Jun 15 2008, 11:44 AM) 521715
Truly, we are the forest of no mercy.

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Damn the irony of my statement. sad.gif



On that note:

(Market): Bhairan says, "Selling chains with 210 speeds at Crimson Crescent in
Magnagora."

Kante2008-06-15 19:25:06
Kundu tells you, "Flow to me."
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10949w ex-nature flow kundu

You shed Lucidian form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves,
embracing the physical once more and arrive at entering Glomdoring Forest.
Entering Glomdoring Forest.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Casting
darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the
air. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A glittering black
rose pushes up from the ground here.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10961w x-eyeshift

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10961w x-l

Entering Glomdoring Forest.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A small
dirt track leaves the highway to the north to meander off into the blackened
trees. Even at first glance it is possible to see that Glomdoring is not a
normal forest. Thin ash trees are bent and twisted around the track, huge
knotted masses growing from their trunks. Scabrous plaques of decaying bark and
lichen peel away from these trees, mixing with the rotting leaves to form a
thick layer of mud. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from
the ground, chilling the air. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground
here. A glittering black rose pushes up from the ground here. An enormous black
crow flies here with gigantic wings spread.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10961w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
Branches swoop down and lift you up into the trees.
In a nest above entering Glomdoring Forest.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. An
enormous, putrid crow's nest stands here atop the totem pole below. A glistening
black egg is nestled here within the branches. A black egg has been set aside
here, in danger of being trampled. Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of
Souls is here. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a large darksteel
round shield in his right.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10967w exp-
You are no longer stunned and have a brief stun immunity.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10967w ex-
You are no longer immune from stun.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10973w ex-
Kundu gives you a vicious shove and you tumble backwards and fall.
You scream as you feel the force of the landing break both your legs.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10973w e-l

Entering Glomdoring Forest.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A small
dirt track leaves the highway to the north to meander off into the blackened
trees. Even at first glance it is possible to see that Glomdoring is not a
normal forest. Thin ash trees are bent and twisted around the track, huge
knotted masses growing from their trunks. Scabrous plaques of decaying bark and
lichen peel away from these trees, mixing with the rotting leaves to form a
thick layer of mud. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from
the ground, chilling the air. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground
here. A glittering black rose pushes up from the ground here. An enormous black
crow flies here with gigantic wings spread.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10973w e-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10979w ex-l

Entering Glomdoring Forest.
A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. A small
dirt track leaves the highway to the north to meander off into the blackened
trees. Even at first glance it is possible to see that Glomdoring is not a
normal forest. Thin ash trees are bent and twisted around the track, huge
knotted masses growing from their trunks. Scabrous plaques of decaying bark and
lichen peel away from these trees, mixing with the rotting leaves to form a
thick layer of mud. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from
the ground, chilling the air. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground
here. A glittering black rose pushes up from the ground here. An enormous black
crow flies here with gigantic wings spread.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10979w ex-
You suddenly scoop up a glittering black rose.
A thorn upon a glittering black rose pricks your finger, and a drop of blood is
absorbed into the stem.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10979w ex-rofl

You roll on the floor, laughing.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10985w ex-apply mending to legs

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your right leg mend.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10985w ex-
You may apply another salve to yourself.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10991w ex-apply mending to legs

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your left leg mend.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10991w ex-
You may apply another salve to yourself.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10991w ex-stand

You stand straight up.
2676h, 2697m, 2190e, 10p, 11210en, 10991w ex-
Kundu tells you, "Heh, ok, I feel better now."
Kaylee2008-06-16 00:22:52
So I was curious about city livin, and I made a Celestian just to check out what it's like, and this is the first person I have a run in with

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You recall that Lyall told you:
"Sorry about that, I was a little upset, hormones getting together and upsetting
my stomach."

You recall that Lyall told you:
"Hence why my kind finds a mate at a young age."

You recall that Lyall told you:
"I have to find a mate I guess, or else I will spend a long time like I was, I
mean I barely recognized that I killed a bunch of gorgons, I had to have someone
tell me I did."

You recall that Lyall told you:
"I'm a little better, but I barely noticed when I killed gorgogs yesterday, and
afterwards I floated in a pool till I left the realms."
Mind you he's level 19....this is when I suggested we could just fix him instead of find him a gf

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You recall that Lyall told you:
"Not really, hormones do not come from the genitals in my race, they come from
an organ on the brain, and to remove that organ, you would have to rempve the
brain, killing me instantly."


uggggg on top of this absurdity the night before he was multiplaying and was telling me to go along with it and I finally just left, one of him is bad enough 2 or three of him was making me want to kill something
Doman2008-06-16 00:34:32
if he was multiplaying, issue him. That's illegal. And I promise, Celest is better than that.
Desitrus2008-06-16 00:51:09
This one time I logged into a community that had one bad player and I condemned the whole community for it on the boards, yessiree.
Diamondais2008-06-16 02:10:05
Shadows swirl violently throughout the Glomdoring as a mauve mist spread through the forest. Crows raise their voices to caw with faint echoes of Shadowbeat as Dylara pledges himself to the service of the Merciless Forest.

I'm in the Ebonguard Boys Club now. giggle.gif
Kaylee2008-06-16 02:20:37
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Jun 16 2008, 12:51 AM) 521838
This one time I logged into a community that had one bad player and I condemned the whole community for it on the boards, yessiree.


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I wasn't condemning the whole community, i was simply pointing out that it was an annoying start to the place. I've met plenty of very nice and helpful people there and I'm glad I tried it out. Don't make assumptions, makes ya look like an censor.gif. I posted it to the boards, because it was idiocy at it's finest.