So THIS is what Envoys and Divine talk about when they're supposed to be fixing imbalances in Lusternia.
I demand justice!

EDIT: (quote)



Woe.

You may end up caretaker of the Ravenwood yet if he's still as stubborn later.

You know I would totally do it, too.

I was the only one who voted for Alodia.

Envoys snap at times when we fix imbalances or make them worse. Fear the turducken.

Amarysse tells you, "If you weren't so terrifying, I'd thump you."

Why in the hell would you vote for a shrub?

Knights Who Say NERF?

That is beyond everything that is natural and holy.

You carefully study a cooking recipe.
Item: Platter Type: Gourmet Org: FC3
Ingredients: poultry 12 spices 2
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: PLATTER
Appearance:
a titanic turducken platter
Dropped:
Overflowing with overstuffed poultry, a crowded platter has been left here.
Examined:
Turkey, duck, and chicken have been combined quite elaborately in this
thick and heavy meal. The turducken was created by deboning a small
chicken, stuffing that in a deboned duck, and stuffing that in a large
deboned turkey, with plenty of thyme and rosemary packed in between to
bring out the flavour and liven the juices. Slow roasted for several
hours and then sliced into dozens of hearty loaves, this platter looks
to deliver as much as one can feasibly eat in one sitting.
Consume:
Savoury juices of many a fowl tantalise your senses as you dig into the tender
turducken cuts, with sharp herbal accents emboldening the experience into a
potent poultry punch.
Smell:
The aroma of this platter is comprised of a dense fusion of gamy poultry and
spices.
Taste:
Meaty juices mingle amidst thyme and rosemary in your mouth.

It wouldn't have mattered.

(College): Iytha says, "The ones in the slums are controlled by subversive
fatalistic influences and will not be subject to mindcontrol by soup."



Don't know why, but this made me chuckle.

Yay.

You snicker at a pixie.
A pixie raises his hand to his mouth and titters girlishly.
2700h, 3000m, 3360e, 10p, 11500en, 13300w elrx-

Pixies are MALE!?!

Is that like the dwarf women myth?

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Same thing with Leiliadhe's avatar, though I'm 99% sure that it -is- a Goa'uld.

It's a Xenomorph. From Aliens.

(Skeleton Hearth): Akui (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Shikari needs to
come back. Then he and nocht can sit in the same room and brood and not say
anything."

You know it's true.

(Also, it would solve a lot of the Ebonguard problems regarding a Patron. )

Edit: Never mind, apparently only two people cared enough to vote anyways.