Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Xavius2008-06-18 15:22:15
QUOTE(Aerotan @ Jun 17 2008, 11:31 PM) 522719
You snicker at a pixie.
A pixie raises his hand to his mouth and titters girlishly.
2700h, 3000m, 3360e, 10p, 11500en, 13300w elrx-

whatthe.gif Pixies are MALE!?!

Nymphs, sylphs, and willowisps are the exclusively female fae. You could know bits of trivia like this too if you joined Glomdoring!
Xenthos2008-06-18 15:55:18
QUOTE(Xavius @ Jun 18 2008, 11:22 AM) 522778
Nymphs, sylphs, and willowisps are the exclusively female fae. You could know bits of trivia like this too if you joined Glomdoring!

Banshees? And willowisps were actually male for a while.
Diamondais2008-06-18 17:38:01
Brennan Stormcrow bows respectfully to you.

You give the Ebonglom Crown to Brennan Stormcrow.
You see Brennan Stormcrow yell, "Rowena! It is time!"

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Where is the crown, Dylara?"

rolleyes.gif Where indeed Brennan, where indeed.
Somaria2008-06-18 17:58:53
(clan): Sevz says, "Somaria are you having sex with Dae?"

(clan): You say, "Wha?"

(clan): Daedalion says, "Yes."

(clan): You say, "*eyetwitch*."

(clan): Daedalion says, "Right up against the ravenwood, with everyone watching."

(clan): Sevz says, "Reality reels violently and a scream of utter anguish echoes through the aether. That sounds like forced roleplay to me."

doh.gif
Unknown2008-06-18 20:21:26
(Order): You say, "Greetings, Lady Maylea! How're You today?"

(Order): Maylea says, "I am well, Myrkr! I have also kidnapped your
fiance."

(Order): You say, "Y-You... You what?!!"

(Order): Maylea says, "I tease!"


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wub.gif Maylea.
Kaervas2008-06-18 20:46:04
I've just lost all hope for my guild.

Wyrden Kitten Flarya Shanthine, Shadow's Seduction is here. She wields a pink kitty claw adorned with bells and ribbon in each hand.
Evette2008-06-18 20:50:07
^^ I want some
Arix2008-06-18 20:50:15
I WANT ONE. It would go perfectly with my 'drenched in gore' one
Unknown2008-06-18 20:54:09
QUOTE(Kaervas @ Jun 18 2008, 04:46 PM) 522859
I've just lost all hope for my guild.

Wyrden Kitten Flarya Shanthine, Shadow's Seduction is here. She wields a pink kitty claw adorned with bells and ribbon in each hand.


Whoever made that should burn.
Kharaen2008-06-18 21:03:00
Guilty. But there does need to be a category of cute weapons too. There simply is none, and that's a real shame.
Unknown2008-06-18 21:11:48
Ser Shuyin is here. He wields a kawaii desu rapier of ^________^ in his right hand, and a super ultrafabulous zomgkewl sword of pwn in his left hand.
Kharaen2008-06-18 21:14:26
Oh just imagine killing someone with those. They'll be a macho macho man who cries himself to sleep as he can't take out the image of a pair of kitty claws cutting out his throat. Or something. I imagine with those swords, someone would blink and think 'Game Over'.
Unknown2008-06-18 21:21:28
QUOTE(Sojiro @ Jun 18 2008, 05:03 PM) 522867
Ser Shuyin is here. He wields a kawaii desu rapier of ^________^ in his right hand, and a super ultrafabulous zomgkewl sword of pwn in his left hand.


explode.gif
Arix2008-06-18 23:39:30
Sweat flies from Dinoniel's brow as he methodically raises and lowers the
forging mallet.
The effort of Dinoniel has transformed the shapeless mass of commodities in the
forge into the crude form of a pink kitty claw adorned with bells and ribbon.
Desitrus2008-06-18 23:46:25
S'ok, just submitted my customize request for twin candy-cane rapiers from Crum, two can play this game.

Oh right, they are named Khandee and Vahn.
Unknown2008-06-18 23:54:32
You can definitly do cute and scary at the same time.

QUOTE
Appearance:
a pair of shoes crafted from the corpses of peeps
Dropped:
A pair of shoes resembling a couple of peeps has been left here.
Examined:
These shoes are made from two peep corpses that have been delicately
transformed into a pair of elegant shoes. A hole has been cut into the
top of the peep's back, allowing the wearer to place a foot in and out.
Most of the marshmallow inside of the peep has been scooped out and
replaced with a fine cloth. a thin layer of marshmallow has been left to
provide comfort from the ground beneath the wearer's feet. A thin layer
of lacquer has been applied to the outside of the peeps body. The
lacquer helps protect and preserve the body. It also holds the bright
yellow sugar that coats the peep's body in place. The glossy lifeless
eyes of the peeps are a gruesome reminder that this was once a living
creature.
Karnagan2008-06-18 23:58:08
QUOTE(Othero @ Jun 18 2008, 09:24 PM) 522942
You can definitly do cute and scary at the same time.


In real life, I know a girl I'd really like to buy those peep shoes for... biggrin.gif
Kaylee2008-06-19 00:51:04
QUOTE
tel myr ok sure that

You tell Telenvir, Murmur in the Dark, "Myr ok sure that."

Myrkr tells you, "You talk to the Goddess, of course!"

Telenvir tells you, "What?"

You tell Telenvir, Murmur in the Dark, "Sorry miss."

Telenvir tells you, "Mister..."

You tell Telenvir, Murmur in the Dark, "Miss as in misstell."


doh.gif
Kaalak2008-06-19 02:07:42
QUOTE(Othero @ Jun 18 2008, 04:54 PM) 522942
You can definitly do cute and scary at the same time.


You are truly a twisted soul. shocked.gif

I am impressed. content.gif
Casilu2008-06-19 03:06:08

Leau Shanthine, Phantom Hunter says, "We should call dae double D from now on cause he's a boob and he has two d's in his name."