Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Rauros2008-06-19 05:13:47
QUOTE
A wandering bard shrieks, "Death to the enemies of Malarious!" and approaches Talkan in a threatening manner.

You say, "A bard? Really..."

Kalas Malarious De'Unnero says, "Thought it would be funny."


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Don't fear the Bard!
Unknown2008-06-19 05:15:24
QUOTE(Rauros @ Jun 19 2008, 01:13 AM) 523041
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Don't fear the Bard!


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Emar2008-06-19 08:06:36
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Outside a gloomy glade of trees.
A shield shrine of Isune is nearby. The fossilized remains of Somaria are here.
You see exits leading in and through an unstable rift.
3632h, 4244m, 4754e, 10p xk-

Moralis arrives from the in.

You press your lips together and make a buzzing sound. Then you open your mouth and vomit forth a stream of bright swarming locusts that greedily infest the surrounding land and gorge themselves until they bloat.

You press your hand upon the forest floor and sing a small word of creation. Slowly, a blackthorn sapling pushes upwards out of the soil and sways gently towards you.

You wave goodbye.

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns says, "You look so sexy when you do that."

Moralis snickers softly to himself.

You peer at Moralis unscrupulously.

Moralis peers about himself unscrupulously.

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns says, "I'm not Moralis, I'm a nekatai."

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns says, "Wearing a mask..."

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns says, "Yes..that's right."

Moralis peers about himself unscrupulously.

A wry smile spreads across your face.

Moralis points off into the wild blue yonder.

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns exclaims, "Quick a distraction!"

The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns scampers off.

Moralis leaves to the in.


Yeah, Moralis. Whatever you say.
Arix2008-06-19 08:33:39
Real nekotai spell their guild name correctly.
Kaylee2008-06-19 11:21:26
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Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish yells, "All aboard! Last chance to leave for
the Isle of Light!"

Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish yells, "All aboard! Last chance to leave for
the Isle of Light!"

(Celest): Vikrant says, "This is insane, the Isle of Light is full of panties!"

(Celest): Orabel says, "Err...whaat?"

(Celest): Vikrant says, "No joke, found 3 panties in the isle."

(Celest): Orabel says, "I knew it was breathtaking but dang."

(Celest): Vikrant says, "Another one, what is this."

(Celest): Crystian says, "It's the kind of place that makes you want to strip."

(Celest): Doman (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "What are you talking
about."

(Celest): Crystian says, "It was probably Domans."

(Celest): Lawliet (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "...what are you crazy
people on about?"

(Celest): Crystian says, "Panties on the isle! Are you deaf?"

(Celest): Doman (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "No, but someone doesn't
have good planar."

(Celest): Orabel says, "Apparantly a handful of girls lost their undergarmants."

(Celest): Lawliet (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "...nice."

(Celest): Crystian says, "Haha."

(Celest): Vikrant says, "Each quarter of the isle has a panty in it, what could
this mean?"


Shaddus2008-06-19 11:23:20
Celestians Gone Wild!!!
Kaylee2008-06-19 12:31:02
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jun 19 2008, 11:23 AM) 523103
Celestians Gone Wild!!!


I was thinking it but i couldnt bring myself to say it lol
Ardmore2008-06-19 12:45:34
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jun 19 2008, 07:23 AM) 523103
Celestians Gone Wild!!!

Not so much gone wild as didn't see Ardmore lurking. hide.gif

Who will be my next victim. Tune in next week for the conclusion.
Unknown2008-06-19 23:05:00
Sweeping across the heavens on a gentle breeze, the serene voice of Maylea
echoes, "Looks like it landed on your head, Eventru."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Or in your lap."

Eventru! Jeeze! You shouldn't admit to having your head there!

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Evette2008-06-19 23:10:18
Ribbons of ivory coalesce at the four corners of the sky above the Basin of Life, running towards and grouping over the Serenwilde. A single white rose bud, a hundred times the size of a true blossom, forms above the forest. With a flare of yellow-gold light the blossom shrinks and falls into the forest.
4356h, 4236m, 3744e, 10p, esSilrxkb<>-|Safe|

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "A present, just for you, Maylea!"
4356h, 4236m, 3744e, 10p, esSilrxkb<>-|Safe|

Sweeping across the heavens on a gentle breeze, the serene voice of Maylea echoes, "Always so kind, aren't you?"


Eventru and Maylea sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g, first comes love then comes marrage, then comes the baby in the baby carrage
Unknown2008-06-19 23:18:15
QUOTE(evette @ Jun 19 2008, 07:10 PM) 523223
Eventru and Maylea sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g, first comes love then comes marrage, then comes the baby in the baby carrage


QFT, I agree. Wait, who would marry them though... Estaarrraaaa! freaked.gif
Unknown2008-06-19 23:42:20
QUOTE(Mirin-Carvier @ Jun 20 2008, 07:18 AM) 523225
QFT, I agree. Wait, who would marry them though... Estaarrraaaa! freaked.gif


CELENWILDE FOR THE WIN! dribble.gif freaked.gif
Diamondais2008-06-19 23:51:03
The Child Stealer The Ashai, The d'Murani (Male Human).

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At least he admits to his child stealing ways.
Evette2008-06-20 00:12:03
Too True Dylara, too true
Exeryte2008-06-20 00:33:58
You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Ellinwood coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Casilu coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Urazial coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Yamori coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Xenthos coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Sram coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Emar coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Krin coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Guyir coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Daedalion coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Belloc coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Arilyon coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Morshoth coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Somaria coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Dylara coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Rancoura coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Camerick coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Moselle coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Ashai coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Ried coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Slyris coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
You make out the scent of Evette coming from before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
Diamondais2008-06-20 00:35:14
The Forest of No Mercy is creating quite the Zerg Force. suspicious.gif
Evette2008-06-20 00:46:17
pfft, like we've never not had a Zerg force
Saran2008-06-20 00:55:55
QUOTE(evette @ Jun 20 2008, 09:10 AM) 523223
Ribbons of ivory coalesce at the four corners of the sky above the Basin of Life, running towards and grouping over the Serenwilde. A single white rose bud, a hundred times the size of a true blossom, forms above the forest. With a flare of yellow-gold light the blossom shrinks and falls into the forest.
4356h, 4236m, 3744e, 10p, esSilrxkb<>-|Safe|

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted booms, "A present, just for you, Maylea!"
4356h, 4236m, 3744e, 10p, esSilrxkb<>-|Safe|

Sweeping across the heavens on a gentle breeze, the serene voice of Maylea echoes, "Always so kind, aren't you?"
Eventru and Maylea sitting in a tree, k i s s i n g, first comes love then comes marrage, then comes the baby in the baby carrage


*sigh* we need more man love loving gods sad.gif
Unknown2008-06-20 02:31:24
QUOTE(Saran @ Jun 19 2008, 07:55 PM) 523248
*sigh* we need more man love loving gods sad.gif

There's guy love between two Gods. Morgfyre and Fain
Saran2008-06-20 02:40:51
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jun 20 2008, 12:31 PM) 523262
There's guy love between two Gods. Morgfyre and Fain


At work so can't check but that's either the musical episode of scrubs with turk and jd or it's a rickroll

EDIT: And poor lyreth, all that making out over the basin for nothing.