Rutharr tells you, "...I still need to write myself a sexy desc."
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Rutharr tells you, "How does this sound: "He is a ferocious loboshigaru and has
gold fur. His loins look like they could father many a child."?"
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You tell Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici, "*gigglesnort*."
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Rutharr tells you, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN."
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(Newbie): Mayao says, "Bwahahaha! I Have Reincarnated! I HavE CONQUeRRedddd DEAFFFFEseseseses."

(Newbie): Kalodan says, "My lord child, stay OUT of the Absinthe."

This may be an unwarranted stereotype (don't kill me! D:) but why does it seem the Aquamancers always get the real doozies?

(Celestines): Kaalak says, "CONSTANT VIGILANCE."


Mad-Eye?

You tell Anonymous, "Are you ready to get the golden antlers or whatever
on the full moon!?"
Anonymous tells you, "How do you do that?"
You tell Anonymous, "Damnit, I thought you knew."
Anonymous tells you, "Oh, wait, I do!"
You tell Anonymous "I think you have to give Hart the moonglory on the f-
okay!"
You tell Anonymous, "Anyway, White Hart is convinced that Chuchip's
prophecy will not be out of date by some hundred years this coming time."
Anonymous tells you, "When Glinshari's Flame burns, the Seren waxes in power!"
Anonymous tells you, "The White Hart can never die so long as there are those
who truly love the Wilde!"
You tell Anonymous, "That'll teach you to raise me from the dead for the
bloody sake of it, you sods!"
Anonymous tells you, "Chuchip is terribly passive-aggressive about the whole
business, yes."
Anonymous tells you, "I expect to hear month that 'grass is green.'"
You tell Anonymous, "I sometimes wonder if he might not take a literal
event and try to make it sound metaphorical. "Ghostly voices float on the winds;
unnatural rains bring growth spurts to the flora!""

tells you, "I am so glad that Kalodan has appointed himself to tell
me these things."
tells you, "I had forgotten for a moment that I WAS A COMPLETE
BUMBLING IDIOT."

Malinko started as a Celestine, I think, or at least was one at some point.

Yeah, Guardian classes get some real nutjobs

I think I'm only supposed to quote players here, but I just saw this for the first time and thought it was good.

A slender waif exclaims, "One day I want to grow up and be a Geomancer and blow
up big rocks!"
A slender waif claps her hands excitedly as she intones a hearty, "Boom!"

That's what it's all about, really...

Ooooh! That is just adorable!

You might not think so if you knew what we use the waif for.

That sounds soooooo wrong!

Hmph. You people have dirty minds. All we do is have her mind act as a vessel for the insanity of Morgfyre. And then she dies. Not that bad.

Oh.... well, it's still adorable then.

Since I was bored, I try ratting for a change and decided to look at a baby rat.

Because it is so cute, you are rather reluctant to harm this baby rat. Its fur
has just begun to grow and it is capable of making only the most pathetic of
squeaks.

I dunno if I should kill it or not...

When talking about mushrooms and eating the wrong ones...

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Eat one and you'll feel very sick, followed by
visions of Malarious crawling across the ceiling with his head on
backwards..skittering at you in a way that can only mean he seeks a mate."

(Paladins): Gadritan says, "Of course, i'm told that the hallucination can
change from mushroom to mushroom, but I care not to find out if its true."

(Paladins): Catarin (from the Aetherways) says, "Malarious always does that."

(Paladins): Catarin (from the Aetherways) says, "Has nothing to do with the
mushroom."

I feel kinda bad quoting myself, but I really liked this.

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Rule of most mmorpg games, for females, the
lesser it covers the skin, the more protection it gives."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Yep."

(Bellator Societas): Acrune says, "Amen."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "See, it works like this."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "As all girls in mmorps are really hot."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Their sexuality manifests itself in an aura of
hotness."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "That protects them from harm."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Covering disrupts this aura."