I hereby swear that if Aoife is ever preggers, I will NOT ask on CT for a midwife 10 seconds before the baby is due

It is rather irresponsible of people to do so. I mean, who's been giving the pre-natal check-ups to these women? I worry for their children!

They're probably the same women who still go bashing on Astral at 8 months

And carry their babies in their arms even when they're helping defend their org's higher planes against raids.

I KNOW.

Noola, you and I should totally start an organization advocating proper childcare. We can call it something like... Lusternians Against Child Cruelty.

I'm surprised the babies can even survive on the upper planes. Unless we're all born with Cross-borehole electromagnetic double-trans planar that we then forget upon going through the Portal of Fate.

They can't! Shoddy parenting on all fronts.

Such bad parents!

So how about LACC, Noola?

I shall consider giving an item imbued 100% with esteem to this LACC -- for every irresponsible Serenwilde mother you prevent from speaking on the commune aether about their pregnancy. Or at least deal with swiftly.

Message #112 Sent by: Vena
11/01 12:33 "A drunk says, "Do you knne InnNccauulos shhticks a baanana in hiij panss to look more imprEssive?""

*weep*

I spend many an hour talking to that drunk, and I've never known him to lie.

Are you volunteering to monitor Serenwilde?

** Summary for (Magnagora) Election #67489 *****************************
Title:
Contention for Leader of Magnagora

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Warlord Murphy Carthan,
Dreadlord of Terror in the position of Magistrate of Magnagora,
this vote of no confidence has been called. The following
individuals believe they can better perform the duties required
of the position.

Choices:
1. Murphy
2. Cervius
3. Incabulos
4. Kharvik
5. Revan
************************************************************************

Damn, that's a tough choice...

In the course of like a day I heard eight people say "who the hell is Cervius?"

(Serenwilde): Yuniko says, "Dude, no. The first three guys I liked were fags, ok. Don't have a fit over your first."


>_>

(shhh) it never happened...


Im bad at ct mischans, ok. pity me

A drunk lurches forward drunkenly and confides in a secretive voice.
A drunk says, "Bou knoW, onb day somEboOvy'sh gonnaa noT *hic* icE Staanggmar
goT dropPldd on thv head too maBy times as a Bab *hic* y."

A drunk cackles hellishly.

Tears fill Stangmar's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Marquis Stangmar i'Colihn, Tainted Professor says, "For the record, that only
happened ONCE!"

Marquis Stangmar i'Colihn, Tainted Professor says, "....or maybe twice."

Marquis Stangmar i'Colihn, Tainted Professor says, "Wait."

Marquis Stangmar i'Colihn, Tainted Professor says, "Maybe 4?"


Some fun with the drunk.

(Magnagora): Gabranth says, "Why was Kharvik executed?"

(Magnagora): Revan says, "For having an orgasm during a whipping, I believe."

(Magnagora): You say, "No kidding."

(Magnagora): Gabranth says, "A new low.."

And Magnagora crosses the line by a nose. Congratulations! We're now a complete circus.
>_<