Quotes 4

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Gregori2008-06-25 22:21:55
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(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I know, but I like to strip when with I'm not hunting alone."
Xiel2008-06-25 22:22:47
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Ryleth2008-06-25 22:41:29
Talking about possible bard songs

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(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Burst artery I think...haemophilia..hmm."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "That'd be painful."

Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "If your songs burst arteries."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "But draw that list up and say what you've come up
with."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Or make it so that the blood fills with cholesterol
causing corony heart disease, the ultimate attrition kill."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "XD."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Take that hunger cacophony."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "Rofl."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Hunger cacophony can have it so as you eat,
fat clots up in your aorta instead?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "So you'll get hungry, but if you eat, you'll
die anyways."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Just possibly years later."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "The ultimate quandary?!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "Man, how random would that be."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "Should envoy a skill called ShadowCourtAnthem,
gives one of the following afflictions each tic: confusion, dementia,
hallucinations, paranoia, scrambled brain, stupidity."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "*walking along* *heart stops*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel says, "A year after fighting a Caco, you keel over and
die."
Vathael2008-06-25 23:26:51
It offers the following defences:
Physical cutting: 120
Physical blunt: 127
It is in perfect condition.
It has the following dwarven runes etched upon it in coal:
A dwarven rune shaped like a castle has been etched in coal.
A dwarven rune shaped like a mountain peak has been etched in coal.
A dwarven rune shaped like a rock has been etched in coal.
Nocht2008-06-26 00:18:58
QUOTE(Aerotan @ Jun 25 2008, 02:34 AM) 525793
I know the feeling, even without an outguild finger



And surely we'll all do our best to help any newbie who's having a lot of trouble! content.gif
Inox2008-06-26 01:01:02
(Great House Mes'ard): Gregori (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Better
incest than farm animals."

(Great House Mes'ard): Ixchilgal (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Psh,
says the person who's clearly never tried farm animals."
Shaddus2008-06-26 01:43:55
Artiste Izekeal, Chaotic Canticle says, "I have gold and purple coming out my rear."



Mardi Gras?
Diamondais2008-06-26 03:23:34
QUOTE(Inox @ Jun 25 2008, 09:01 PM) 526096
(Great House Mes'ard): Gregori (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Better
incest than farm animals."

(Great House Mes'ard): Ixchilgal (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Psh,
says the person who's clearly never tried farm animals."

I'm scared. huh.gif
Jasato2008-06-26 04:14:07
Zaden tells you "Excuse me for asking but what does cromatine do?"

You tell Zaden, Dreymosian Cook, "It's a slow death poison."

Zaden tells you, "Oh... well bad idea sipping it huh..."

You tell Zaden, Dreymosian Cook, "No no, do so, it might be funny."

heh...really...
Silvanus2008-06-26 04:15:21
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jun 25 2008, 10:23 PM) 526144
I'm scared. huh.gif

Don't be scared.

Munsia isn't that scary.
Unknown2008-06-26 04:49:16
Dylara says:
d'Murani suck
Stealing ma kidz

Orti says:
how's that bad?
you are a horrible mother

Dylara says:
sad.gif Not to Ried
Wait, how am I horrible?

Orti says:
She sits on the Shadow Court of Glomdoring as a Guardian of the Dark Forest.
all of the people there are horrible, HORRIBLE people

Dylara says:
so? Always GM
sad.gif I'm not horrible

Orti says:
hahahahahahaha
ROFL
you admited everyone else in there is horrible
XD

Dylara says:
>.>
Diamondais2008-06-26 04:51:02
It is the Forest of No Mercy... suspicious.gif


Partisan Kundu Kor'Lathh the Blackest of Souls says, "Yes, well, I am also the highest ranking commune member here so I do have a voice."

Orly?
Arix2008-06-26 05:28:12
(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "Yes. My name is Bob, and I'm a truly a
one-toothed 400lb. fat guy who chases after little boys and barks at passing cars."

also

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "You want to know who's hot?"

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "Daedalion."

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "He's freaking GORGEOUS!!!"
Unknown2008-06-26 05:34:29
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 26 2008, 01:28 AM) 526218
(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "Yes. My name is Bob, and I'm a truly a
one-toothed 400lb. fat guy who chases after little boys and barks at passing cars."


Die. dry.gif

And I never said that about Daedalion.
Arix2008-06-26 05:57:06
Yes you did, I don't make up quotes
Casilu2008-06-26 06:17:37

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Munsia's Imagination says, "Narcolepsy is hawt. Saves a fortune on date rape drugs."

Pectus says to Ixchilgal, "So /that's/ how you met your wives.."

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, Munsia's Imagination says, "No, that's just how we -kept- thm."
Celina2008-06-26 06:27:26
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 26 2008, 12:28 AM) 526218
(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "You want to know who's hot?"

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "Daedalion."

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "He's freaking GORGEOUS!!!"


He won't show me pictures *cry*
Xiel2008-06-26 08:47:21
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You say, "My tulip eats people."

You say, "And causes massive amounts of aeon for me."

Shattering the weave with her piercing perception, Adherent of the Mother,
Prisch Talnara says, "Child's play."

You sway back and forth.

You tickle a warm tulip of dawn mercilessly!

With soft overlapping petals that fade from a ruddy red-violet at their base to
a brilliant, golden yellow at their outer tips, this tulip holds the colours of
dawning morning. It gives off a delicate scent, and has a smooth stem with two
long leaves almost coming back up to touch the blossom. It glows with a
brilliant light, clearly imbued with divine essence, and every facet of its
beauty has been increased threefold. The head of a tulip been slightly changed,
so that the petals form the vague shape of a mouth.
It has 8 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).

A warm tulip of dawn growls menacingly.

You look undecided and say, "See."

You say, "Bite her."

You urge a warm tulip of dawn onwards.

You point accusingly at Alianna.

You point a warm tulip of dawn at Alianna.

A warm tulip of dawn suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks his teeth
firmly into Alianna.

You raise your hand to your mouth and titter girlishly.

You pet a warm tulip of dawn ingratiatingly.

Adherent of the Mother, Prisch Talnara says, "At times like these I wish I had a
pair of glasses to push up my nose."

You snuggle close to a warm tulip of dawn and lean comfortably on it.

A warm tulip of dawn exclaims, "But you don't, so nyah!"

You say, "Now now."

Adherent of the Mother, Prisch Talnara turns away and sits in the corner.

You ponder the situation.

You say, "Aw."

You say, "See, now look what you did."

You give a warm tulip of dawn the once-over, eyeing it suspiciously.

"Eek!" A warm tulip of dawn shouts in fright.

A warm tulip of dawn begins to wilt.

Prisch's eyes sparkle with amusement.

You pat a warm tulip of dawn in a friendly manner.

You say, "There there."

You ponder the situation.

A warm tulip of dawn withers away, the petals returning to their normal shape
and the divine power imbued within fading away.

You say, "Aw."

With soft overlapping petals that fade from a ruddy red-violet at their base to
a brilliant, golden yellow at their outer tips, this tulip holds the colours of
dawning morning. It gives off a delicate scent, and has a smooth stem with two
long leaves almost coming back up to touch the blossom.
It has 8 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).

You pet a warm tulip of dawn ingratiatingly.


Fricking awesome tulip. wub.gif
Emar2008-06-26 15:52:27
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jun 26 2008, 05:49 AM) 526200
Dylara says:
stuff


sad.gif

But Emar's not horrible. He's lovely. suspicious.gif

Anything anyone else says are filthy, hideous lies.
Unknown2008-06-26 16:18:37
Not so much funny as yummy:

You eat a pomegranate and honey roasted chicken with gusto.
As you cut into the roasted chicken, you fork a portion of the rich stuffing into your mouth, mixed with tender meat. Briefly, you turn to the array of vegetables on the side, polishing off the lettuce, cucumber slices, and peas. At last, you come to the last of the chicken, licking your lips for the lingering aftertaste of sweet honey and tart pomegranate.

This made me so hungry that I went out and got a veggie sub at Subway. Who writes this stuff? dribble.gif