Unknown2008-06-28 18:59:34
QUOTE(Vathael @ Jun 28 2008, 11:56 AM) 526954
Ixion is a tracker. He can't conjuctio. Let's use our heads here.
I did ask if he was joking.
So this is clearly an urban legend that never actually happened. Glad we could clear that up.
Jigan2008-06-28 19:26:16
Considering I was just mowing the lawn and can't be expected to be able to post right away in response (48 hours is a good time frame).
No, he doesn't do that. It was a joke. No one in their right mind would do that. Knights have rituals which has Conjuctio. I know, because I loved pulling people who were afk at the Pool to strange locations when I remembered.
Eesh.
No, he doesn't do that. It was a joke. No one in their right mind would do that. Knights have rituals which has Conjuctio. I know, because I loved pulling people who were afk at the Pool to strange locations when I remembered.
Eesh.
Unknown2008-06-28 19:48:13
QUOTE(Jigan @ Jun 28 2008, 03:26 PM) 526964
Considering I was just mowing the lawn and can't be expected to be able to post right away in response (48 hours is a good time frame).
No, he doesn't do that. It was a joke. No one in their right mind would do that. Knights have rituals which has Conjuctio. I know, because I loved pulling people who were afk at the Pool to strange locations when I remembered.
Eesh.
No, he doesn't do that. It was a joke. No one in their right mind would do that. Knights have rituals which has Conjuctio. I know, because I loved pulling people who were afk at the Pool to strange locations when I remembered.
Eesh.
Jiiiigaaaann, and after I told you I was allergic to flowers!
Jigan2008-06-28 20:01:34
Looking at Near's Desc.
He is an ordinary human and has bushy white hair that falls over his face a
bit.The hair itself seems incredibly detailed, with the whole hair shifting to
the left a bit. Its hard to figure out his size, considering he is constantly
slouched over, but he seems to be around the heigh of 5'2''. His eyes seem to be
a pitch black color with no other color even slightly revealing itself. His
whole body itself is a pale sickly color and never really puts much effort into
walking. His gaze is usually at the sky, his mind off calculating some immense
equations at times, or just daydreaming. Whenever he is holding something he
holds it in a very awkward fasion. He only uses the index finger and thumb to
hold things and usually lets it droop downwards. He is wearing a canvas
backpack, a black leather vest, a leather skullcap, a pair of leather bracers, a
twilight blue rose, and form fitting black leather pants.
He is an ordinary human and has bushy white hair that falls over his face a
bit.The hair itself seems incredibly detailed, with the whole hair shifting to
the left a bit. Its hard to figure out his size, considering he is constantly
slouched over, but he seems to be around the heigh of 5'2''. His eyes seem to be
a pitch black color with no other color even slightly revealing itself. His
whole body itself is a pale sickly color and never really puts much effort into
walking. His gaze is usually at the sky, his mind off calculating some immense
equations at times, or just daydreaming. Whenever he is holding something he
holds it in a very awkward fasion. He only uses the index finger and thumb to
hold things and usually lets it droop downwards. He is wearing a canvas
backpack, a black leather vest, a leather skullcap, a pair of leather bracers, a
twilight blue rose, and form fitting black leather pants.
Doman2008-06-28 20:02:07
Yeah, the need to stab is great within me. He also has figurines
Desitrus2008-06-28 20:48:02
p satchel
Simply woven from plush, black wool, this satchel has been cunningly
confectioned to resemble a fuzzy spider. A single strap enables the
wearer to slip the satchel casually over the shoulder. The body of the
spider is a single, sack-like compartment, the sack covered by a
bulbous, round head and discreetly fastened with black, silken
drawstrings. Eight plush legs seem to sprout haphazardly from the
sack-like body, their lengths covered in a fuzzy wool of muddy brown.
Eight ruby eyes glint fiercely from the fuzzy round head, while a pair
of wickedly sharp onyx mandibles have been sewn along both sides of the
bottom of the head.
It has 35 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Silent Keeper, Barrin.
A fuzzy spider satchel is holding:
"trophy143891" a hunting trophy bearing Ixion's head
"trophy79994" a hunting trophy bearing Krellan's head
"trophy97365" a hunting trophy bearing Vathael's head
"trophy50522" a hunting trophy bearing Revan's head
"head98868" the shrunken head of Kaervas
"head113752" the shrunken head of Ragniliff
"head109251" the shrunken head of Kaervas
"head46244" the shrunken head of Shikha
"head115328" the shrunken head of Kaervas
"head76421" the decapitated head of Ashai
My Ethelons and some recent other ones decayed because geb dropped tracking and went moon. Rat bastard. Heads unpreserved need to last longer!
Simply woven from plush, black wool, this satchel has been cunningly
confectioned to resemble a fuzzy spider. A single strap enables the
wearer to slip the satchel casually over the shoulder. The body of the
spider is a single, sack-like compartment, the sack covered by a
bulbous, round head and discreetly fastened with black, silken
drawstrings. Eight plush legs seem to sprout haphazardly from the
sack-like body, their lengths covered in a fuzzy wool of muddy brown.
Eight ruby eyes glint fiercely from the fuzzy round head, while a pair
of wickedly sharp onyx mandibles have been sewn along both sides of the
bottom of the head.
It has 35 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Silent Keeper, Barrin.
A fuzzy spider satchel is holding:
"trophy143891" a hunting trophy bearing Ixion's head
"trophy79994" a hunting trophy bearing Krellan's head
"trophy97365" a hunting trophy bearing Vathael's head
"trophy50522" a hunting trophy bearing Revan's head
"head98868" the shrunken head of Kaervas
"head113752" the shrunken head of Ragniliff
"head109251" the shrunken head of Kaervas
"head46244" the shrunken head of Shikha
"head115328" the shrunken head of Kaervas
"head76421" the decapitated head of Ashai
My Ethelons and some recent other ones decayed because geb dropped tracking and went moon. Rat bastard. Heads unpreserved need to last longer!
Unknown2008-06-28 21:19:02
QUOTE(Jigan @ Jun 28 2008, 09:23 AM) 526899
That's nothing. I think Ixion used to have a room full of them. He used to use it as a combat tactic. He'd drag his foe in there, and while they are busy lagging from the immense amount of trophies, he kills them. Then adds their head to the wall.
Used to?
CODE
Kalas trophy room.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A hunting trophy bearing
Elodres's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Moria's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Thalos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Darcello's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Brunel's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Lorick's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Atellus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Fay's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Collvan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Edoren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Desitrus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Fay's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Elodres's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shric's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Talkan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Araura's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Meliana's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Talkan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Raifret's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Lysandus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Thalos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Talkan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Edoren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Thorgal's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shaddus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Casilu's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Caleb's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Triden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Vathael's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Varel's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Faymar's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Edoren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Dugan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Bellarin's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Malicia's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Jenna's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Enero's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Belloc's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Hackles risen, a fierce
timberwolf prowls about here. A hunting trophy bearing Xiel's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Xiel's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Galaphyrae's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Steingrim's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Steingrim's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Pharamon's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Pharamon's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Brenon's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jenna's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Glauco's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Saaga's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lawliet's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Adella's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Rauros's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lorina's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Collvan's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Snaithy's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Daedalion's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jasato's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Edoren's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Enero's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Otem's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Elodres's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Belloc's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Somaria's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Atellus's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Malicia's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Melville's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see a single exit leading southwest (open door).
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A hunting trophy bearing
Elodres's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Moria's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Thalos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Darcello's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Brunel's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Lorick's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Atellus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Fay's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Collvan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Edoren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Desitrus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Fay's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Elodres's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shric's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Talkan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Araura's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Meliana's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Talkan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Raifret's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Lysandus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Thalos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Talkan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Edoren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Thorgal's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shaddus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Casilu's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Caleb's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Triden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Vathael's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Varel's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Faymar's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Edoren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Dugan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Bellarin's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Malicia's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Jenna's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Enero's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Belloc's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Hackles risen, a fierce
timberwolf prowls about here. A hunting trophy bearing Xiel's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Xiel's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Galaphyrae's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Steingrim's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Steingrim's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Pharamon's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Pharamon's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Brenon's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jenna's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Glauco's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Saaga's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lawliet's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Adella's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Rauros's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lorina's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Collvan's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Snaithy's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Daedalion's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Jasato's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Edoren's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Enero's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Otem's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Elodres's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Belloc's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Somaria's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Atellus's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Malicia's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Melville's head is
proudly exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see a single exit leading southwest (open door).
Unknown2008-06-28 21:28:23
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jun 28 2008, 04:19 PM) 526993
Used to?
CODE
Kalas trophy room.
You see a single exit leading southwest (open door).
You see a single exit leading southwest (open door).
I recall it being bigger.
Desitrus2008-06-28 21:52:31
That's what she said.
Ardmore2008-06-28 21:55:33
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Jun 28 2008, 05:52 PM) 527004
That's what she said.
lulz
Unknown2008-06-29 01:06:09
QUOTE(Jigan @ Jun 29 2008, 04:01 AM) 526977
Looking at Near's Desc.
He is an ordinary human and has bushy white hair that falls over his face a
bit.The hair itself seems incredibly detailed, with the whole hair shifting to
the left a bit. Its hard to figure out his size, considering he is constantly
slouched over, but he seems to be around the heigh of 5'2''. His eyes seem to be
a pitch black color with no other color even slightly revealing itself. His
whole body itself is a pale sickly color and never really puts much effort into
walking. His gaze is usually at the sky, his mind off calculating some immense
equations at times, or just daydreaming. Whenever he is holding something he
holds it in a very awkward fasion. He only uses the index finger and thumb to
hold things and usually lets it droop downwards. He is wearing a canvas
backpack, a black leather vest, a leather skullcap, a pair of leather bracers, a
twilight blue rose, and form fitting black leather pants.
He is an ordinary human and has bushy white hair that falls over his face a
bit.The hair itself seems incredibly detailed, with the whole hair shifting to
the left a bit. Its hard to figure out his size, considering he is constantly
slouched over, but he seems to be around the heigh of 5'2''. His eyes seem to be
a pitch black color with no other color even slightly revealing itself. His
whole body itself is a pale sickly color and never really puts much effort into
walking. His gaze is usually at the sky, his mind off calculating some immense
equations at times, or just daydreaming. Whenever he is holding something he
holds it in a very awkward fasion. He only uses the index finger and thumb to
hold things and usually lets it droop downwards. He is wearing a canvas
backpack, a black leather vest, a leather skullcap, a pair of leather bracers, a
twilight blue rose, and form fitting black leather pants.
DEATH NOOOOTE!!!
Diamondais2008-06-29 01:41:22
QUOTE(Krellan @ Jun 27 2008, 03:43 PM) 526702
Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "Oh gods, Dylara is coming."
6640h, 5610m, 4950e, 10p, 27900en, 23400w ex /14:32:11.812/<>-
Exeryte closes the steel door to the south.
6640h, 5610m, 4950e, 10p, 27900en, 23400w ex /14:32:15.203/<>-
Exeryte locks the steel door.
6640h, 5610m, 4950e, 10p, 27900en, 23400w ex /14:32:11.812/<>-
Exeryte closes the steel door to the south.
6640h, 5610m, 4950e, 10p, 27900en, 23400w ex /14:32:15.203/<>-
Exeryte locks the steel door.
His fault, he called Raggy Chieftain.. while I was there.
Arix2008-06-29 02:30:12
QUOTE(Desitrus @ Jun 28 2008, 02:52 PM) 527004
That's what she said.
She said that to you? Poor man
Somaria2008-06-29 04:47:58
QUOTE
Discerning Daedalion flying high above, you lie in wait until he is directly overhead before jumping high into the air and grabbing firmly onto his torso. A look of surprise crosses his features as you fling him forcefully at the ground.
You kiss Daedalion passionately.
You flash the victory sign.
(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion says, "Wtf."
(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion says, "I've been ninja'd =(."
Daedalion smirks.
Daedalion licks you.
You beam broadly.
You kiss Daedalion passionately.
You flash the victory sign.
(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion says, "Wtf."
(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion says, "I've been ninja'd =(."
Daedalion smirks.
Daedalion licks you.
You beam broadly.
Oh no she didn't? Oh yes she did. Lawl
Casilu2008-06-30 03:37:12
We have Jigan and Bashara and Raguel losing their minds. I win Somaria.
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "The majority of Serenwilders are 14-16 years old and are still going through puberty and think Mudsex is the greatest thing than sliced bread and have the general intelligence and train of thought of two mating dogs who are both mentally challenged."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "The bloody twits have all the political saavy of a a deranged mockingbird. They collect them, but don't do a thing with them save say "Look what we got!" Treaties with Serenwilde equate to an eight year old brother and sister being told to clean their room. The brother starts to clean up the room, gets fed up with the sister not doing anything, so he says "I'm picking up my stuff , you pick up yours." Serenwilde, being the little female-dog she is, the snotty little princess says "I don't wanna" with the tone that makes you want to backhand her like the little ho she'll be when she learns what a penis is."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "You have about ten people in Serenwilde who are worth anything, and the rest are just of bunch of sex crazed -children- who think furrikini are hot."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, ""Rabbits have sex a lot, I'm going to be a rabbit squirrel thingy and have lots of sex." You can add the sqeaky-preteen voice as you will."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "So Jimmy, what did you do on your day off from Junior High? "I hasd internests shex. I goshts laid. It wash aweshome.""
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Whoa-ho there Jimmy, don't you think you should be doing something productive instead of feebly try to placate your thoughts of you being a man and trying to figure out where the "On" switch is down there?"
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Jimmy, do what the rest of us did when we were your age, go to your friend's house and look at his father's playboy."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Try to figure out where all the bobbly bits are and what they are called, then have your parents who don't care enough about you to monitor your internet usage buy you a hooker."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "There Jimmy, you can be a man, finally."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Oh-ho Jimmy, you got AIDs. The world will be a better place without you, you fat little bastard."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Hi, I'm Jigan, and I have a sarcasm addiction."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "When I get mad about people doing stupid things, or being just being stupid, sarcasm takes over and makes me say horribly true things to them in the worst fashion. I'm a monster."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Is there a patch for this? Some drug that will fix all my problems without my having to work an ounce on my willpower?"
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Dammit, there I go again."
AND
(Glomdoring): Bashara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "MORE COWBELL."
4720h, 4140m, 5374e, 10p, 21200en, 18800w exkb-<23:39:59.690>
(Glomdoring): Bashara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ahem, ignore that."
AND
You are an enemy of: Serenwilde, Presidio, Ladantine, Nil, Celest, Moondancers, Nihilists, Nomads, Tosha, Shallach, Licorice, Articia, Arthar'rt, Illithoid, Kephera, Dekovens, Lisaera, Tahtetso, Gorgogs, Everywhere.
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "The majority of Serenwilders are 14-16 years old and are still going through puberty and think Mudsex is the greatest thing than sliced bread and have the general intelligence and train of thought of two mating dogs who are both mentally challenged."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "The bloody twits have all the political saavy of a a deranged mockingbird. They collect them, but don't do a thing with them save say "Look what we got!" Treaties with Serenwilde equate to an eight year old brother and sister being told to clean their room. The brother starts to clean up the room, gets fed up with the sister not doing anything, so he says "I'm picking up my stuff , you pick up yours." Serenwilde, being the little female-dog she is, the snotty little princess says "I don't wanna" with the tone that makes you want to backhand her like the little ho she'll be when she learns what a penis is."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "You have about ten people in Serenwilde who are worth anything, and the rest are just of bunch of sex crazed -children- who think furrikini are hot."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, ""Rabbits have sex a lot, I'm going to be a rabbit squirrel thingy and have lots of sex." You can add the sqeaky-preteen voice as you will."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "So Jimmy, what did you do on your day off from Junior High? "I hasd internests shex. I goshts laid. It wash aweshome.""
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Whoa-ho there Jimmy, don't you think you should be doing something productive instead of feebly try to placate your thoughts of you being a man and trying to figure out where the "On" switch is down there?"
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Jimmy, do what the rest of us did when we were your age, go to your friend's house and look at his father's playboy."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Try to figure out where all the bobbly bits are and what they are called, then have your parents who don't care enough about you to monitor your internet usage buy you a hooker."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "There Jimmy, you can be a man, finally."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Oh-ho Jimmy, you got AIDs. The world will be a better place without you, you fat little bastard."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Hi, I'm Jigan, and I have a sarcasm addiction."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "When I get mad about people doing stupid things, or being just being stupid, sarcasm takes over and makes me say horribly true things to them in the worst fashion. I'm a monster."
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Is there a patch for this? Some drug that will fix all my problems without my having to work an ounce on my willpower?"
(The Mists of Lateo): Jigan says, "Dammit, there I go again."
AND
(Glomdoring): Bashara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "MORE COWBELL."
4720h, 4140m, 5374e, 10p, 21200en, 18800w exkb-<23:39:59.690>
(Glomdoring): Bashara (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ahem, ignore that."
AND
You are an enemy of: Serenwilde, Presidio, Ladantine, Nil, Celest, Moondancers, Nihilists, Nomads, Tosha, Shallach, Licorice, Articia, Arthar'rt, Illithoid, Kephera, Dekovens, Lisaera, Tahtetso, Gorgogs, Everywhere.
Jigan2008-06-30 03:41:52
I am particularily proud of that rant.
Casilu2008-06-30 04:31:19
(Flarya Shanthine's Seductive Order): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "TRUST THE JIGGLES ON THIS."
Unknown2008-06-30 05:39:56
Sarrasri has been annihilated by a devastating meteor summoned by Moon Priestess
Sarrasri Talnara, Mistress of the Hunt.
Sarrasri Talnara, Mistress of the Hunt.
Saran2008-06-30 05:55:16
*opens text to voice translator*
*copies jigan rant*
*editing*
*editing*
*editing*
*hilarity ensues*
*copies jigan rant*
*editing*
*editing*
*editing*
*hilarity ensues*
Casilu2008-06-30 05:57:48
QUOTE(Saran @ Jun 29 2008, 10:55 PM) 527124
*opens text to voice translator*
*copies jigan rant*
*editing*
*editing*
*editing*
*hilarity ensues*
*copies jigan rant*
*editing*
*editing*
*editing*
*hilarity ensues*
I want to see it...