Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Shaddus2008-07-03 01:52:19

(Celest): Rauros says, "Let's discuss the political ramifications of the
superiority of rainbow cookies."


(Celest): Waring (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rainbow cookies?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "We like rainbow cookies."


(Celest): Eventru says, "Therefore, they dominate all other cookies."


(Celest): Jasato says, "We do, Lord Eventru?"


(Celest): Jasato says, "But what if I like cheesecake, Lord Eventru?"


(Celest): Eventru says, "We do not care what you like, Jasato."



(Celest): Eventru says, "We like rainbow cookies."
Somaria2008-07-03 02:26:45
The use of masks. xD


QUOTE
You portal to Lateo, the Hidden.

A silent courtyard.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A statue of Elostian stands here, memorializing His noble spirit. Araura is here, frolicking about. She wields a glowing powerstone in her left hand. You see a sign here instructing you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system.
You see exits leading east and in (closed door).

You gently place a golden mask of Alondra upon your face, and then adjust your facial muscles to carefully conform to the contours of the mask. As you peel the mask away, you assume a new identity.

"Shh!" you say, putting a finger to your lips.

bw
Viravain, Alondra, Araura.
(*) Currently, there are 3 Lusternians on this Plane and 124 on other Planes.

in
The door to the out slams shut.
A time-haunted foyer.
A large tapestry of the entire basin hangs here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A platinum eye sigil is here. Miles, servant of the Mist resides here, regarding you thoughtfully.
You see exits leading east, up, and out (closed door).

w
An esoteric library.
A dark wood polished bookshelf inlaid with a silver five-pointed star sits against one wall here. Covered in sewn black leather, a long, low couch rests here. A deep, high backed leather chair rests heavily here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A platinum eye sigil is here. You may use the BOOKSHELF commands here.
You see exits leading east, southwest, and northwest (closed door).

sw
A dormant garden.
A statue of Archangel stands here, memorializing her noble spirit. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A platinum eye sigil is here. A stalk of faeleaf glitters on the ground. A mottled blue wyvern gracefully stands here, arching its serpentine neck and flapping its massive leathery wings.Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara is here. He wields a silver cross katana with both hands.
You see a single exit leading northeast.

You blink.

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

Belloc inclines his head politely to those around him.

Belloc tells you, "Who is Alondra?"

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Dunno."

Araura tells you, "Missing a Cube and a Robes. *tongue*."

Belloc tells you, "She's in the manse."

You say, "How are you?"

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara asks, "Well. Who are you?"

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Tell her to get the censor.gif out."

Belloc tells you, "Am in the process."

You say, "Alondra."

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

(Moving back into the Foyer)

w
A time-haunted foyer.
A large tapestry of the entire basin hangs here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A platinum eye sigil is here. Miles, servant of the Mist resides here, regarding you thoughtfully.
You see exits leading east, up, and out (closed door).

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "You might want to get out."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Now."

You ask, "Why?"

You giggle happily.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "The Lady has requested you leave."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Not to mention you are an enemy to this commune."

You say, "This commune?"

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Glomdoring."

You skip about merrily.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Sorry, you are enemied to Glomdoring."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Of which this manse is connected to."

You say, "Doesn't look like Glomdoring to me."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "And is therefore a part of."

You ask, "Really?"

Utterly entranced, you emit a long "Ooooh."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Yes. Now get out."

With a flourish, Belloc slips a silver cross katana into a wax hardened leather scabbard.

With a flourish, Belloc draws a sun-crested claymore of golden steel from a wax hardened leather scabbard.

You say, "Nope."

Belloc tells you, "I can't tackle her out. I can't target her. I can't assess her. I can't do anything to her."

You exclaim, "I'm going to live here!"

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara asks, "Oh?"

You say, "Yup."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara asks, "Why do you say that?"

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "How strange. Is it a God?"

Belloc tells you, "I'm thinking so. The title and the character don't match up."

Belloc tilts his head and listens intently.

You say, "Because it's my home."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "It is?/."

"Bleh," Belloc says, as he rolls his eyes in disgust.

You say, "Duh."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara asks, "Why do you say that?"

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "You can't even look at it?"

Belloc tells you, "No."

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Wtf."

Belloc tells you, "It's terrible that the name is the same as a real character >.<."

You shrug helplessly.

Belloc tells you, "Anyways. Back to RP."

You skip merrily in circles around Belloc.

Belloc tells you, "Somaria, she is claiming to live her."

Belloc stares implacably about himself.

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Her?"

Belloc tells you, "Indeed."

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Belloc stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

You reach over and spank Belloc firmly on his bum.

You giggle happily.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara asks, "Why did you do that?"

You ask, "Nice ass?"

Belloc tells you, "...She just said I have a nice ass."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara asks, "So why do you declare Lateo your home?"
Miles, servant of the Mist shivers violently.
Miles, servant of the Mist says, "Protection within the Mists you'll find. No harm comes to those who reside within."

Belloc stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

You exclaim, "Because it is!"

Belloc licks his lips.

You thrust your hips at Belloc.

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Kill it."

Belloc tells you, "I cannot."

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Why not?"

You lick Belloc.

Belloc tells you, "I can't see the damn thing!!"

Belloc tells you, "I can't target it!!"

You say, "Hehehe. I'm invisible!"

Belloc licks his lips.

You strike a pose.

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Wtf..."

Stroking his chin, Belloc critically assesses his surroundings.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Well that didn't work..."

You tilt your head curiously.

Belloc stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

You exclaim, "SUPER ALO!"

You playfully glomp Belloc, sending him crashing to the floor beneath you.

Belloc looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara mutters, "W... in th. .ame of the Div... is going on h......"

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "I can see you. I can't look at you. I can't touch you."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Can't poke you."

You say to Belloc, "Idiot, this is my house now. You leave!"

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Can't kill you."

Belloc tells you, "Now she's telling me it's her house and I must leave."

You exclaim, "Out before I zap you!"

You wiggle your fingers threateningly.

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "Wtf.."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Then..."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Zap me."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "The Lady has not told me to leave."

You exclaim, "Zap!"

You ask, "Who's the Lady?"

You tilt your head curiously.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Somaria."
Miles, servant of the Mist exclaims, "Somaria is my Mistress. I shall serve her until the ends of time. Though, she can be a bit vindictive when she's in one of her moods.. But you didn't hear me say that!"

You ask, "Is she preeeeeeetty?"

You peer at Miles, servant of the Mist unscrupulously.

You exclaim to Miles, servant of the Mist, "Go away! You're ugly!"

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Indeed. A gorgeous woman that I love dearly."

With a slight nod to himself, Miles, steps quietly to the up.

Belloc tells you, "What the censor.gif. She just made Miles move."

You tell Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara, "OMG."

You ask Belloc, "Gorgeous?"

Belloc licks his lips.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Extremelly beautiful."

You exclaim to Belloc, "Gigaaaaaaaantic!"

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Larger than life."

You roar fiercely at Belloc.

Belloc looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

You ask, "So now I'm fat?"

You drop your masquerade of Alondra, revealing who you truly are.

Belloc slumps down dejectedly.

You snicker softly to yourself.

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "God damn you."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "I'm like."

You say, "That was great.."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "WHAT THE censor.gif WHAT THE censor.gif."

You say, "Quoting."

Wyrden Snare Belloc, Ward of Dylara says, "Asshat."



Hehehehe I love censor.gif with him oocly.
Belloc2008-07-03 02:31:08
At least no one at work heard me going WTF WTF WTF WTF...
Shaddus2008-07-03 02:45:20
<3 to the person who did this, sorry, but I HAD to quote it.

Anyway, JUST woke back up in Mag, and I get THIS at the Megalith.


A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into your hands, then
majestically soars away back.

You peer at an elegant white letter unscrupulously.

"What the...?" you say, looking puzzled.

You sniff an elegant white letter, trying to decipher just what that smell
emanating from it is.

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"bottle85663" a bottle
"panties131163" a pair of red and black lace panties
"lily40199" a tiger lily
"orchid161621" a striped orchid
"cheesecake153810" a slice of raspberry-flavoured cheesecake

"What the...?" you say, looking puzzled.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
I hear you have a love of flowers, the scent of woman, and the taste of
cheesecake as well as whiskey. Enjoy

O~
Diamondais2008-07-03 02:48:20

(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "See? Nothing cute here!"

(The Daughters of Attai): Eliron says, "Okay, Ex's has only got his color going for him in the cute department. Dylara's pretty cute in a self-assured way. Together though, you ooze cuteness. Bats start flying around chirping, the spiders weave the webs in little heart shapes, the crows sing love songs..."

I'm coming for you. suspicious.gif
Kharaen2008-07-03 02:52:35
Dylara has always been cute. This is known.
Diamondais2008-07-03 02:55:53
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Jul 2 2008, 10:52 PM) 528062
Dylara has always been cute. This is known.

losewings.gif
Somaria2008-07-03 02:58:43

(The Daughters of Attai): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And Fain said, "I shall create Magnagora, a place when the Bassasses can be the badasses." Terentia came forth, saying, "Celest shall be for those who hold tightly to a religion and slaughter anyone not of it. Let the pricks come to us." And then Viravain stood forward, "Glomdoring shall take the intelligent and the girls and elfen. Let all the whiney-boys wearing mummy's make-up come to us, we'll find which ones actually have balls." And Isune and Charune came forth with their Mighty Bong and many beer bottles trailing behind them. After much translation, it was revealed unto the rest of the Gods that Serenwilde shall take the sex-crazed, and shall appoint babysitters for them until their parents come home from work, or until their Junior High Computer teacher notices them mudsexxing." And thus, the Basin was ordered properly."
4504h, 3948m, 2352e, 10p, 20160en, 17880w exkdb-

(The Daughters of Attai): Jigan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Miss."
Casilu2008-07-03 03:00:29
I know what clan that was meant for too.
Jasato2008-07-03 03:08:25
A brief illumination passes through the Basin, infusing each colour with a fresh vibrance as Maylea, Bloom of Serenity returns to mortal perception.

(Celest): Rauros says, "Speaking of rainbows."

Wait...ah screw it tongue.gif
Rauros2008-07-03 03:45:55
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jul 2 2008, 09:52 PM) 528041
(Celest): Rauros says, "Let's discuss the political ramifications of the
superiority of rainbow cookies."
(Celest): Waring (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Rainbow cookies?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "We like rainbow cookies."
(Celest): Eventru says, "Therefore, they dominate all other cookies."
(Celest): Jasato says, "We do, Lord Eventru?"
(Celest): Jasato says, "But what if I like cheesecake, Lord Eventru?"
(Celest): Eventru says, "We do not care what you like, Jasato."
(Celest): Eventru says, "We like rainbow cookies."


Now begins the hunt for Shaddus's Celest alt. suspicious.gif And when I find him, there will be Celestia to pay!

( freaked.gif )
Jasato2008-07-03 05:02:49
QUOTE(Rauros @ Jul 3 2008, 03:45 AM) 528093
Now begins the hunt for Shaddus's Celest alt. suspicious.gif And when I find him, there will be Celestia to pay!

( freaked.gif )



I vote Waring >.>
Atellus2008-07-03 05:21:43
QUOTE
6994h, 5646m, 5883e, 10p elrxk<>-squint s

Approaching a massive micronucleus.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. There are 3 horrific, diseased parasites here.
You can see no further.
6994h, 5646m, 5883e, 10p elrxk<>-squint s

Approaching a massive micronucleus.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. There are 4 horrific, diseased parasites here.
You can see no further.
6994h, 5646m, 5883e, 10p elrxk<>-squint s

Approaching a massive micronucleus.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. There are 5 horrific, diseased parasites here.
You can see no further.
6994h, 5646m, 5883e, 10p elrxk<>-squint s

Approaching a massive micronucleus.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. There are 6 horrific, diseased parasites here.
You can see no further.
6994h, 5646m, 5883e, 10p elrxk<>-


Some days the world feels like it is against you.
Rika2008-07-03 05:24:40
Hey, at least that was -not- QL. wink.gif
Xenthos2008-07-03 05:28:40
QUOTE(rika @ Jul 3 2008, 01:24 AM) 528112
Hey, at least that was QL. wink.gif

(Squint. QL would have been painful.)
Rika2008-07-03 05:31:30
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Jul 3 2008, 05:28 PM) 528113
(Squint. QL would have been painful.)


Edit: I meant to say '-not-' QL. I fail. sad.gif
Casilu2008-07-03 05:49:51
Evette has been slain in The Pearl of the Amberle by Crusader Liam Mersalius, Knight of the Dawn.
You tell Crusader Liam Mersalius, Knight of the Dawn, "Wife-beater."
Liam tells you, "I try."
Shaddus2008-07-03 11:31:39
QUOTE(Rauros @ Jul 2 2008, 10:45 PM) 528093
Now begins the hunt for Shaddus's Celest alt. suspicious.gif And when I find him, there will be Celestia to pay!

( freaked.gif )

I have a paladin, a cantor, a celestian, and an aquamancer. Comefindme?
Eliron2008-07-03 14:09:32
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jul 2 2008, 08:48 PM) 528057
(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "See? Nothing cute here!"

(The Daughters of Attai): Eliron says, "Okay, Ex's has only got his color going for him in the cute department. Dylara's pretty cute in a self-assured way. Together though, you ooze cuteness. Bats start flying around chirping, the spiders weave the webs in little heart shapes, the crows sing love songs..."

I'm coming for you. suspicious.gif


It won't matter if you come for me, the truth is already known!
Rauros2008-07-03 19:44:29
QUOTE
(Celest): An Imperial Merian Premier says, "May the blessings of the Exalted's rainbow cookies rain down upon you, Cyprus."