(House Dekoven): Arin says, "I flew my to Celest!"


That's what goes on in our famileh

Yeah, let me explain that...

Se, when you attack something, it defends itsefl with extreme prejudice. And sometimes, it REALLY hurts when it hits you. So, when your body takes more pain than it can usually take, it collapses. But, sometimes you get another body.

SHIP SHIP SHIP!!!

That's normal for me. Sometimes they do a 2.5k attack on me.

It's only the end of the quest, but I just about laughed my ass off seeing it, so I had to post it.

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Esano arrives from the up.
Emperor Ladantine VII swims in from up, trailing strands of black seaweed.


The spirit of Princess Marilynth says, "Father, is that you?"


Emperor Ladantine VII exclaims, "Yes, yes, my darling daughter!"


The spirit of Princess Marilynth exclaims, "But you are whole again!"


Emperor Ladantine VII says, "Indeed, child, I am whole. I have always been
whole. Do you not know what happened? The taint was all but an illusion. You
destroyed Celest for nothing! Nothing."


The spirit of Princess Marilynth exclaims, "No, it cannot be!"

Throwing your hands in the air, you toss your head back and laugh sadistically.


Emperor Ladantine VII exclaims, "It is, child, it is true. If only it were not
so. Just look at me. I was never corrupted because the taint never existed. And
look what you have wrought!"


You see the spirit of Princess Marilynth shout, "No! It cannot be! It cannot
be!"

You grip your sides and chortle madly at the spirit of Princess Marilynth.


The spirit of Marilynth puts her hands to her throat and lets forth a wail that
pierces through the waters. A look of horror mars her beauty and she fragments
into shards of light.


Emperor Ladantine VII rolls on the floor, laughing.


Emperor Ladantine VII pauses, a look of consternation crossing his face.

You double over in laughter, wiping the tears from your eyes.


A small shard of skin drifts away from Emperor Ladantine VII's arm.


Emperor Ladantine VII says, "What the . . ."


Emperor Ladantine VII begins to decay at a startling rate. Large wounds blossom
on his torso, and his flesh begins to rapidly disintegrate.


You see Emperor Ladantine VII shout, "Damn you, Rowena!"


Rowena Nightshade shouts, "Enjoy oblivion, you slimy bastard!"

Emperor Ladantine VII explodes in a mass of rubbery pulp.

Wow, I've never seen that anymore. The shouts make it sound so more dramatic than Mr. "roflmao" Ladantine does over there.

That's Emperor "Roflmao" Ladantine to you.

So says Lord "Lolrskates" Eventru

He wanted me to perform mouth-to-mouth on the corpse, so I asked over the city aether if it was ok for me to kill him if he came back.

CT isn't meant to be OOC. at all. Such comments need to be ignored!

If you encourage it, people are going to make fake mistells of perversion/pastries/whatever (read: on purpose).



Seeing as how your max health is only 2646hp, then yeah, I'd say that's normal.




Oh, hai Mr. 'IPhail' Shaddus.

That's SOHEI "IPhail" Shaddus, to you, missy.

I didn't go through 15 years of evil freaking griefer wannabe school to become Mr., thank you VERY much.

And on that note, Post Count 420 >.>

Ryboi has been slain by misadventure.
You see the death occur at entrance to the city park on Strombus Gigas.

You tell Aqua Initiate Ryboi Dekoven-Inalai, "Misadventure?"

Ryboi tells you, "Aclhol poinsing."

You tell Aqua Initiate Ryboi Dekoven-Inalai, "Aha."

You tell Aqua Initiate Ryboi Dekoven-Inalai, "Are you alright now?"

Ryboi tells you, "Fine."

Ryboi tells you, "Tthank you for you consirem."

Anyania has been suffocated by the Muffin Man.


Do you know, the Muffin Man?

XD

(Celest): Terentia says, "A disturbance..."

(Celest): You say, "There is a great disturbance in the Force..."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Yes. Very strange."


well, leave it to me so screw that up >.>

*pat Jasato*

Estarra, Eventru, Fain, Lisaera, Maylea, Terentia,

No Glom gods... We're getting paranoid down there.

(The Dekoven Lineage): Arin says, "The horny one returns!"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Do you feel it, Terentia?" <--- that made me laugh quite a bit.

Then I see:

Charune, the Horned One says, "Must see Lisaera. Must see Lisaera."

I mean, after so long away, who wouldn't?

EDIT:

And straight after that:

A silver streak darts out of the Serenwilde forest, streaming toward Avechna's
peak and leaving trails of bright whorls.


So misread that....

You sent the following message to (removed): Greetings! This is a message from
Shamarah's Shop Protection Corporation, informing you that you seem to have
misplaced the eye sigil that should be in your stockroom! As your fee for this
consultation, I have taken one (1) rapier (stats removed) and one
(1) hammer (stats removed) from your stockroom. Thank you, and I
hope to do business with you again in the future!

PS. Before you all go into collective catatonia, I'll probably give them back eventually.

They better have been hopeless weapons..