I lol'd

An enormous black crow settles down in a corner to sleep.

Putrefied glen.
The hypnotic scent of roses lingers in the air, permeating the terrain in an
array of sweet aromas from a healing shrine of Viravain nearby. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A hemlock sapling
clings tenaciously to the ground here. A giant bat hangs here, wings folded
about its body and one beady eye open. Casting darkness all around, a shadow
totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. Covered in bone armour, a
green eyelash viper is slithering about here.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

Putrefied glen.
The hypnotic scent of roses lingers in the air, permeating the terrain in an
array of sweet aromas from a healing shrine of Viravain nearby. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The thin circular track
reaches its pinnacle at this, the northernmost tip of its path. Eczematous
flakes peel from the trees around, huge scabs that fall in a cloud of dust.
Their bark is dry and crumbling, fungi and maggots feeding on these dying
plants. A thick black mist weaves through the dense undergrowth, dimming
perception of the surroundings and creating the impression of creatures weaving
through the trees. To the south, the trees are blackened and twisting, as if a
great blast has melted the huge trunks until they have been reduced to fused
corpses that cling to the ground. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the
ground here. A giant bat hangs here, wings folded about its body and one beady
eye open. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the
ground, chilling the air. Covered in bone armour, a green eyelash viper is
slithering about here. An enormous black crow is here, sleeping soundly.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

Putrefied glen.
The hypnotic scent of roses lingers in the air, permeating the terrain in an
array of sweet aromas from a healing shrine of Viravain nearby. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A blackthorn sapling
clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow
totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air.
You see exits leading southwest and northwest.

Entrance to the putrefied glen.
The hypnotic scent of roses lingers in the air, permeating the terrain in an
array of sweet aromas from a healing shrine of Viravain nearby. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Standing guard
vigilantly, Brultk paces about a ravenwood sapling here. Casting darkness all
around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. Surrounded
by an eerie red glow, a ritualistic ravenwood sapling has taken root here. A
mature hemlock tree stands proudly here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, and northwest.

A stone bridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A
hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all
around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

A stone bridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. This
small bridge provides a crossing point over the Glomdoring River. Constructed of
grey stone, its edges are built up to form a low wall, whilst the centre is a
well-trod path from south to north. Small symbols of birds and stars are carved
deeply into the stone, some barely visible below the lichen and moss, others
still clear and vibrant. Along the river, it is possible to see some distance to
the west and northeast, as the ashes and willows drop back from the murky
waters. To the south, a dirt track leads away into a dense ash forest, whilst
the way to the north is dark and shadowy, bordered by blackened, twisted trees.
A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all
around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. An enormous
black crow is here, sleeping soundly.
You see exits leading south and northwest.

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "ROFL."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I'm riding a crow that's ASLEEP."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ried says, "LOL."

The bright sun shines down upon you.

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "It fell asleep at the Ravenwood, and each room I go
to, it says An enormous black crow is here, sleeping soundly."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ried says, "That's... a hilarious bug."

Nearing a stone bridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Casting
darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the
air. A rowan sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A glittering black
rose pushes up from the ground here.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.

Nearing a stone bridge.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
sound of trickling water pervades this dirt track. Bent and twisted ashes form
the border to the path. The trees vary greatly in size and shape; some thin and
cadaverous, others thick and healthy. Whatever their shape, all bear signs of
disease. Here leaves are covered in a white fur; there trunks are split and
broken, the wood inside rotten and soft. To the north, an ancient stone bridge
appears to have been erected, allowing one to cross the stream, which curves
around to border the western edge of the trail as well. Casting darkness all
around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. A rowan
sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. A glittering black rose pushes up
from the ground here. An enormous black crow is here, sleeping soundly.
You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.

An enormous black crow slowly wakens, looking fit and refreshed.

You give an enormous black crow the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

An enormous black crow spreads his wings and caws loudly.

(Skeleton Hearth): Ried says, "I might lag a bit, Ex ."

You say to an enormous black crow, "Lazybones."





Silly crow...

With a harmonious resonance, the rhapsody of Isune's voice rings out, "Oh snap!"

for when one GUYS LOOK AT ME IM A GOD LOOKATMELOOKATME isn't enough, sometimes we use two.

srsly wtf

He only does that because he knows that nobody will tell him it looks stupid

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I should pay a bunch of the communes gold to have
festival lights put in at the larder that I can turn on and off from the Court."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "And music?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Xenthos says, "Arel, where did three million
of the Commune's gold go? Too good use, I hope?""

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, ""Multicolored lights swarm over the area as
the Drums of the Dead thump a repetitive backbeat.""

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Arel says, "Yeah, I bought some blinking
festival lights and put them at the larder. So sweet.""

Na, not really, that's just what people like me do when there's nothing else to do, I could careless if people thought it was stupid or not, I'm not here for them, I'm here for me, and I found it funny, so that's all that counts

I was talking about Eventru's flashy entry messages

oh, sorreh arix, but for people that wanna say anything bad about what I do, that's why

Really? I thought it was just a defensive trigger gone awry.

Anyways, are you telling everyone that your a man, or a man that wants to be dominated? I can't tell...

-cue horribly cheesy intro music-

<3 the Skeleton Hearth




(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, ":(."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Pfh. Like you couldn't when you were married
to da Ashman."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, ":( ."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "In fact, I actually still get away with all
the !@#$ I do for some reason."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I'm sorry, it was really hard to fight my way out
from under your ginormous endowment."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "I SEE NO SADFACES FROM THE BETRAYER."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Go to your fainite whore! ."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, ":O."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-popcorn-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Oh my."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Not my fault."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-give popcorn to ari-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "You know."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "The thing used to cut Illith into two."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Was in fact."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "*shares popcorn with Xiel*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "My penis."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "O.O."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME THEN CAST ME ASIDE WHEN I
TRY TO MAKE A LIFE FOR MYSELF?!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-open soda can-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "IT ISN'T EASY BEING A SINGLE WORKING LUCIDIAN
THESE DAYS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "A MAN HAS HIS NEEDS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "I JUST WENT AND GOT CIGARETTES."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "AND WHEN I COME BACK YOU ARE ENGAGED TO HER."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-spills soda- !@#$ Dammit.

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-blocks view-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Rofl."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Clt DOWN IN FRONT."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ried says, "*throws popcorn at Xiel*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "NEEDS?! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT NEED? YOU COULD
NEVER SATISFY ME."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "D:."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "YOUR SISTER WAS QUITE SATISFIED."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ryleth says, "Ohh zsnap."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Oh snap."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-comes back with nachos-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Kyriel has been
seared to death by the divine flame of (Eventru, Crown of the Exalted)."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "MY SISTER IS DEAD YOU NECROPHILIAC."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "*quickly catches Xiel up with the show*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "Next comes the annoying titles with
punctuation."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "*gets yelled at for whispering too loud*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "Like Linus in Achaea."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-burp-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "-------------Eventru------------------."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "SO SHE IS EASY TO SATISFY, WHAT IS YOUR
POINT."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-cellphone ring-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "But."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "I only have two months left to live."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Whatever could go wrong,
will go wrong in this movie."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "XoxoxoEventruKissezxoxoxoxO."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh snap, it just entered
the Days of our Lives arc."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "AND I WILL TAKE MY DEEP HATRED FOR YOU WITH ME
IN MY GRAVE."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "XD."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Wonder when we'll
get the Passions arc."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "I weep for the love we once had, Ashteru."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "I think it's coming up
right now."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "I still remember the days fondly when we
strolled through the forest together, naked and happy dancing through the
falling leaves."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "XD."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "...can't...breathe..."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Rofl."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "*sips her iced
tea*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-grab kleenex-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Remember what you did with your spikes in that
little mountain lake we discovered together?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, ".."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "BUT YOU WASTED IT ALL AWAY BY GOING OUT WITH
THAT !@#$ ."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, ":o."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "*whispers to Xiel "If he says he wishes he
could quit him, I'm going to cry"*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "*turns around and sobs once*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-sniffle-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "SHE IS TWICE THE d'SURNAMED PERSON YOU WILL EVER
BE."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh, spurned ."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "It's...it's okay."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "*obnoxiously yells*
WHERE'S THE BREASTS?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHICK ON CHICK FLICK
NOT A SOAP OPERA."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Yeah, this is lame."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-throw brick at Sarrasri-
QUIET DOWN."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "(and yes, I carry bricks
with me to the movies)"

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Mainly because I murdered all the leftovers of
your family I found."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "And...it just became a
horror flick."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Lol."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "BEST MOVIE EVAR."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "-throws popcorn piece by piece over the balcony
onto Sarra's head-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Rating++."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ried says, "I should get married now. Everyone's logged in."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "I think Arel is making a move on me."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Wedding x 2!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ebert and Roeper
say two thumbs down."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Wtfooks."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Exeryte is in this movie?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Then we'll find someone for Ash to marry."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, ":O."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "And make it a three parter."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "An affair?!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Ried says, "Ohohoho."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "If you're watching Nightwatch, then Yes."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh noes."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "It just became
Young and the Restless."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Man, I wish I could log
this ."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "SO YOU !#$ OUR NEIGHBOUR TOO, YOU WHORE?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "Ash, I would marry you if you would stay, but you
love your RL girlfriend more than you love your Lusternia friends."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "XD."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Ouch."

(Skeleton Hearth): Leiliadhe says, "At least I don't plaster on the make-up like
a trollop, you !@#$ ."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "ROFL."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Wait, which is it guys."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "I may be able to Xiel."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "RL > Lusternia or Lusternia > RL? I can never
remember."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Should put this on quotes,
Ari XD."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Ex is ruining the movie. He
should just be killed off already."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I am already."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "The sex might not be as good as with you, Ary,
but she's far warmer."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "How about this Xiel."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, ":o."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "*takes off shirt*."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "You cold, logical lucidian stud, you."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "O.O."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "Someone log this and PM it to me and I will
produce it on the Glom stage."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Wait."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "David Hasselhoff fur."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Ew."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Rating-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Rofl."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Exeryte is destroying my rating."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "I gotta run though. Peace guys <3."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Noooo, Aryyyy."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh noes."

(Skeleton Hearth): Exeryte says, "Fine, I'll put my shirt back on and leave the
stage."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "The movie ends on a
cliffhanger?!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "Rating+++."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "The movie ends in the brothel I founded while
buying cigarettes."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Lol."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "I love cliffhangers <3."

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Sequals always
suck."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "So there's boobs too."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "XD."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "YAY BOOBIES!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-roll credits-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Lol."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-move out of moviehouse-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Rotten tomatoes gives me a 90% good tomatoes."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "I AM MORE POPULAR THAN JESUSSSS."

Ebert and Roeper can just suck on a lemon I say. Two thumbs way up.

A duck tells you, "Do you want the mystery of life?"

<3 astral

Arkzrael, I love you for quoting this, and Skeleton Hearth, we should MST3K one of Ryleth's plays.

EDIT: OOPS.

honours megazord
Megazord (Male Faeling).
He is 29 years old, having been born on the 25th of Urlachmar, 182 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

And he's a faeling.

To better blend in with the other Transformer toys?

I lawl'd 4 rillz