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by Terentia

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Bashara2008-07-11 05:06:43
QUOTE
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 6th of Kiani, 211 years after the Coming of Estarra.
4212h, 3855m, 3618e, 10p, 18570en, 17385w elrx-shadowdance penumbra
You lead the coven in a ceremony to bring Mother Night's penumbra of beauty
around it.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Arilyon, coating her skin in a black shell. She
cries out in pain as her body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell,
which finally cracks apart and reveals smoother skin and muscles more defined
and shapely. She brushes her hair vainly, showing off her beautiful, new
physique.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Urazial, coating his skin in a black shell. He
cries out in pain as his body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell,
which finally cracks apart and reveals smoother skin and muscles more defined
and shapely. He throws his shoulders back in a boastful display of his
beautiful, new physique.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Evette, coating her skin in a black shell. She
cries out in pain as her body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell,
which finally cracks apart and reveals smoother skin and muscles more defined
and shapely. She brushes her hair vainly, showing off her beautiful, new
physique.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Yurika, coating her skin in a black shell. She
cries out in pain as her body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell,
which finally cracks apart and reveals smoother skin and muscles more defined
and shapely. She brushes her hair vainly, showing off her beautiful, new
physique.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Dylara, coating her skin in a black shell. She
cries out in pain as her body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell,
which finally cracks apart and reveals smoother skin and muscles more defined
and shapely. She brushes her hair vainly, showing off her beautiful, new
physique.
Shadows ooze out of the pores of Exeryte, coating his skin in a black shell. He
cries out in pain as his body bubbles and warps under the cover of this shell,
which finally cracks apart and reveals smoother skin and muscles more defined
and shapely. He throws his shoulders back in a boastful display of his
beautiful, new physique.
Shadows ooze out of your pores, coating your skin in a painful, corrosive shell.
Your body is agonizingly transformed, so your skin is smoother and muscles more
defined and shapely. When the shell cracks apart, you cannot help but to throw
your shoulders back in a boastful display of your beautiful, new physique.



Right at midnight smile.gif
Unknown2008-07-11 05:52:59
Lord Xiel Talnara, Avatar of the Tempest says, "I desire squirrels."

You tell Lord Xiel Talnara, Avatar of the Tempest, "Quoting."

Xiel tells you, "...."

Xiel tells you, "-weep-."
Xiel2008-07-11 07:19:02
sad.gif

I only wants to petses them. losewings.gif
Rika2008-07-11 07:34:54
Isune consumes an Orb of the Queens of Keph leisurely, seeming to enjoy every bite.



Isune peers about Herself unscrupulously.

Isune, the Aesthete says, "Was that not food?"
Evette2008-07-11 07:42:42
QUOTE(arkzrael @ Jul 10 2008, 06:10 PM) 531155
Long Quote.



I <3 you guys rolleyes.gif
Arin2008-07-11 07:50:06
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Number Name Location
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
26860 a magic spatula being held by Arin
47684 a changeling cameo being held by Arin
66950 Glorfindel Felagund the Starlit Lyr being held by Arin
115573 a Great Rune of Shielding inside of "lyre66950"
125292 a parafilament purse being held by Arin
165519 an aetheric keystone being held by Arin
165823 a cloak of shifting hues being held by Arin
165846 Gloves of Concealment being held by Arin
167359 a cloak of shifting hues parts unknown
167735 Gloves of Concealment parts unknown


Not telling where they are...
Simimi2008-07-11 08:53:00
While waiting to be in guilded into the Paladins...

Ordos tells you, "She isn't getting in!"
3704h, 2952m, 2988e, 10p, 16080en, 15120w ex-

Ordos tells you, "Eep!"

Ordos tells you, "Well, I actually misstelled that on purpose."
Shiri2008-07-11 09:07:32
Trying to get Xiel to play touhou project with Alianna and I...

(Adiks): Xiel says, "I prefer my text farm animals and begging for my text
gold."

...farm animals?

EDIT: Not out of context: (Adiks): Rika says, "I'm with Xiel tongue.gif."
Xiel2008-07-11 09:14:32
cow.gif
Saaga2008-07-11 09:18:38
Ash and Arel are just as hilarious as always. wub.gif
Sthai2008-07-11 11:16:54
QUOTE(arkzrael @ Jul 10 2008, 07:10 PM) 531155
(Skeleton Hearth): Arel says, "IT ISN'T EASY BEING A SINGLE WORKING LUCIDIAN
THESE DAYS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "A MAN HAS HIS NEEDS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "I JUST WENT AND GOT CIGARETTES."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "AND WHEN I COME BACK YOU ARE ENGAGED TO HER."

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-spills soda- !@#$ Dammit.

(Skeleton Hearth): Xiel (from the Aetherways) says, "-blocks view-."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Rofl."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arilyon says, "Clt DOWN IN FRONT."


Can't... breathe!
Simimi2008-07-11 12:07:43
CODE
*********************************************************
Guildmember          Rank     Position                        GT    GNT   CGT  
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ordos                   8                                     On    On    Off
Kurama                 10                                     On    On    On
Simimi                NOV                                     On    On    On
*******************************************************************************


OHSNAP!
Desitrus2008-07-11 12:31:21
QUOTE(Simimi @ Jul 11 2008, 07:07 AM) 531342
CODE
*********************************************************
Guildmember          Rank     Position                        GT    GNT   CGT  
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ordos                   8                                     On    On    Off
Kurama                 10                                     On    On    On
Simimi                NOV                                     On    On    On
And somewhere off-plane chained to a forge nearing 9500 attempts on this weapon:
Desitrus                         *        Champion                                                   On     On      Off
*******************************************************************************


OHSNAP!

Ashteru2008-07-11 12:35:05
I am glad that, however long I go inactive, whenever I come back I still see Desitrus complaining about forging. :>
Unknown2008-07-11 13:29:26
QUOTE
Valon slips into flowing robes of pure white.

Seeker of the Moon, Valon says, "Wow comfy."

Seeker of the Moon, Valon says, "My wings just ripped it."

Seeker of the Moon, Valon says, "Oops."

Seeker of the Moon, Valon says, "Ow no."


laugh.gif
Evette2008-07-12 01:49:51
I do it on accident instead of bow sometimes
Eventru2008-07-12 06:05:40
You all know better than to be discussing who is who's alt - most especially on the Quotes thread. I'll be deleting the posts, and those involved can consider this a verbal warning.
Unknown2008-07-12 17:18:27
QUOTE
The r0x0r3d staff of PWNZORS tells you, "Hey! Have you seen my mother?"
Unknown2008-07-12 19:08:16
QUOTE
The Pool of Stars.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle in
the clear night sky. His form suffused with soft light, the Keeper of the Pool
of Stars stands here attentively. The resplendent figure of an archangel rises
up from the ground, her golden wings furled protectively over a small figure
cradled in her arms. There are 7 golden retrievers here. There are 4 archons of
Eternal Light here. In the shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. A
statue of a cavalier of the Light stands here, memorializing his noble spirit. A
sleek russet horse paws the ground as it searches for somewhere to graze. There
are 4 cavaliers of the Light here. A tame wakabi lounges here, preening its
feathers without a care in the world. An enormously wide circular pool, as dark
as the night sky, glitters softly between the columns. A humble donkey stands
here, twitching its long ears. Moiraine is here. She wields a platinum-etched
steel tahto with both hands. Duke Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral is
here. He wields a black ash lute in his left hand and a magic tome in his right.
Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn is here. He wields an
angelic battle hammer in each hand. Knom, Child of Light is here, sprawled on
the ground. Locker, Aqua Spout is here. Squire Jann, of the Armies of Light is
here. He wields a platinum shortsword in each hand. Saaga frowns deeply, lines
creasing her forehead. She wields a complex crystal and twilight tahto staff
with both hands. Idania, Child of Light is here, sprawled on the ground. Rayes
Luminare, the Shadow Lurker is here, sprawled on the ground. He wields a
battered tahto staff with both hands.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west,
northwest, and up (open door).
3805h, 3900m, 3900e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|

(Academy): Lakenn says, "But i dont like reading =(."

The body of Connoisseur Olivetess Morsini appears in a flash and her soul
descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with
emotion.

Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn says, "What am I missing
here?"

(Academy): Knom says, "It will help you alot lakenn."

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

Sparkling motes of bright light surround the Pool of Stars.

Duke Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral says to Locker, "That brings me back
to you."

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.


Rayes blinks.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.


Rayes quickly ducks down.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

Locker slaps Saaga on the cheek.

"Grrrrrr," you say.

Barrin declares that the Wargames shall commence immediately! May the most
skilled team win!

(Academy): Lakenn says, "Thanks =)"

Idania gives a horrified gasp.

Knom, Child of Light says to Locker, "STOP."

Olivetess gives Locker the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Grandmistress Saaga Dekoven, The Dean of Twilight says to Locker, "Stop it."

declare locker
You declare your intent to bear arms against Locker.

An archon of Eternal Light turns upon Locker with eyes blazing like white-hot
stars, and he momentarily clutches his head.
Locker has been slain by an archon of Eternal Light.

An archon of Eternal Light drifts in from the up, shimmering brightly.

Enero steps out of the Pool of Stars, trailing sparkling motes of light.

An archon of Eternal Light drifts in from the up, shimmering brightly.
An archon of Eternal Light drifts in from the up, shimmering brightly.
An archon of Eternal Light drifts in from the up, shimmering brightly.
An archon of Eternal Light drifts in from the up, shimmering brightly.

An archon of Eternal Light drifts in from the up, shimmering brightly.

An archon of Eternal Light says, "Is there a problem here?"
An archon of Eternal Light exclaims, "For the Light!"

Enero eats a stalk of faeleaf.

Duke Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral says, "How dare you."

Moiraine says, "Someone please oust this poor thing so I may kill it."

Leira arrives from the east.

Knom nods his head emphatically.

An archon of Eternal Light says, "I must return to my post. Stay safe."

An archon of Eternal Light says, "I must return to my post. Stay safe."
An archon of Eternal Light says, "I must return to my post. Stay safe."

Knom nods his head at an archon of Eternal Light.
An archon of Eternal Light nods his head at Knom.

An archon of Eternal Light says, "I will always be available to help."
Fading from sight, an archon of Eternal Light drifts to the up.

Fading from sight, an archon of Eternal Light drifts to the up.
Fading from sight, an archon of Eternal Light drifts to the up.

Grandmistress Saaga Dekoven, The Dean of Twilight says, "Indeed."

Fading from sight, an archon of Eternal Light drifts to the up.
An archon of Eternal Light says, "Stay well and safe."
An archon of Eternal Light says, "Walk in the Light."

Fading from sight, an archon of Eternal Light drifts to the up.
Fading from sight, an archon of Eternal Light drifts to the up.

Shric's eyes flare, ice cold.
say i was so close to tackling him out of here

You say, "I was so close to tackling him out of here."

Rayes stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

Lady Leira says, "What happened?"

Moiraine gazes into a glittering tierstone.

Saaga picks up the corpse of Locker.

Rayes Luminare, the Shadow Lurker says, "Immolate?"

Saaga frowns at the corpse of Locker.

Across the heavens, the stars and moon challenge night's dark reign, revealing
familiar constellations that tell the tales of myth and legend.

Duke Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral says, "No."

You say to Leira, "Locker slapped Saaga repetedly."

Saaga gives the corpse of Locker to Duke Shric Diluculo, Prince's Chief Admiral.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

Rayes Luminare, the Shadow Lurker says, "And he died."


Boggles my mind, the youth today
Leiliadhe2008-07-12 20:59:12
QUOTE
Maion has been cut down by a cow.
You see the death occur at slaughterhouse.


This is what they should put in the dictionary under the definition for "irony".