Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Shaddus2008-07-20 02:39:10
My first deconstruction, wish it gave the comms back:

deconstruct bed
You order the deconstruction of a bed of loose cushions. Some burly workers come
in and begin smashing it apart with heavy mallets.
A bed of loose cushions falls to pieces.
The burly workers collect the debris and leave, one of them tipping his hat to
you on his way out.
Kharaen2008-07-20 03:05:12
That'd make too much sense, being able to gather the now seperated materials.
Shaddus2008-07-20 03:08:49
QUOTE(Kharaen d @ Jul 19 2008, 10:05 PM) 535595
That'd make too much sense, being able to gather the now seperated materials.

Why not, jewelers do it, forgers do it repeatedly.
Aramel2008-07-20 03:28:10
(The Domoth Initiative): Shric (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Alianna, a
Weakening is where you can attack enemy constructs."

(The Domoth Initiative): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Bahaha."

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Nejii (from the Aetherways) says, "Alianna, you can
use CGT (your message) if you have any questions or issues."
Desitrus2008-07-20 05:31:04
QUOTE
(Bellator Societas): Revan (from the Earth Elemental Plane) says, "So much for an even fight."
(Bellator Societas): Geb says, "How did it become uneven when I arrived?"
(Bellator Societas): Revan (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Nah, it was before you came."

Your trained eyes scan the surrounding area.
You make out the figure of Aison. Celest, Cloth, 93sh.
You make out the figure of Thoros. Magnagora, Knight, Demigod
You make out the figure of Shikha. Magnagora, Knight, Titan
You make out the figure of Caleb. Celest, Cloth, 75sh
You make out the figure of Ceren. Magnagora, Knight, Demigod
You make out the figure of Izekeal. Mangagora, Bard, 90sh
You make out the figure of Haloshire. Celest, Cloth, 65sh
You make out the figure of Shan. Celest, Cloth, 65sh
You make out the figure of Crystian. Celest, Cloth, 75
You make out the figure of Vathael. Magnagora, Knight, Demigod
You make out the figure of Dysolis. Celest, Cloth, 82sh
You make out the figure of Revan. Magnagora, Cloth, Demigod
You make out the figure of Alianna. Serenwilde, Cloth, Outofdemesnedruid, 86sh
You make out the figure of Creslin. Celest, Knight, 80sh


On what planet?
Arix2008-07-20 05:34:01
What's all that extra stuff after the names?
Desitrus2008-07-20 05:36:00
QUOTE(Arix @ Jul 20 2008, 12:34 AM) 535624
What's all that extra stuff after the names?


The things that matter a little more than numbers.
Revan2008-07-20 05:37:01
Silly desitrus forgot to add aqua demesne, ripple and shrine effects.
Desitrus2008-07-20 05:42:49
Any of those would've prevented you from instakilling the majority of participants on each balance reset? We've all won fights in enemy demesne, shrine, and ripple. You seriously can't believe that that fight is "even".
Celina2008-07-20 05:44:58
QUOTE(Revan @ Jul 20 2008, 12:37 AM) 535626
Silly desitrus forgot to add aqua demesne, ripple and shrine effects.


Well, I know a Celestine that says ripple and such don't make a difference.
Shiri2008-07-20 05:45:51
Let's take this to a new thread.
Unknown2008-07-20 13:53:53
gw
*********************************************************
Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT CGT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aesyra 19 Protector On On On
*******************************************************************************
Currently, there is 1 member on this Plane and 0 on other Planes.

<>: You say, "Yay! A guild ALL TO MY OWN!"


SELLING 1 GUILD!

Features:
- Fully designed guildhall.
- Shop in the Serenwilde.
- Guild tutor who also sells wares.
- Super cool rainbow-bridge entry.
- Offices for GM, GA and GC
- Being GM gives you a seat on TMC
- ... and much more!!

BIDDING STARTS AT 1000 CREDITS
Esano2008-07-20 13:58:44
QUOTE(shadow @ Jul 20 2008, 11:53 PM) 535756

- Super cool rainbow-bridge entry.


Obviously belongs to Ialie.
Shiri2008-07-20 14:00:38
I actually adore that bridge, I pretend to not like it IC but people getting pitched in the lake for doing it wrong is too funny.
Jigan2008-07-20 18:48:46
A drunk lurches forward drunkenly and confides in a secretive voice.
A drunk says, "I gear Lazshhbrus hysh c tas *hic* te forr tuhrtlesS and
dolphkns, jusa LiKe Emperor Ladantine, bleshsg hiw unzead hhghneshs."

dazed.gif
Ardmore2008-07-20 23:48:52
The most compelling argument I've heard so far.

Thoros tells you, "But you look good in tights whilst playing a flute sad.gif."
Unknown2008-07-21 01:37:24
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You spread your arms and cause the aether to ripple, sending an illusion of tundra terrain throughout your entire demesne.

(Geomancers): You say, "On a lighter note, Nil now looks like a snowy tundra full of demons."

(Geomancers): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We all know that snow is the tool of the heretic."

(Geomancers): You say, "Even the bits with lava now have snow."

(Geomancers): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Don't let Nariah see it. She'll find that sort of thing amusing when Nil freezes over."

(Geomancers): Incabulos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...oh. Wait."

(Geomancers): You say, "We can have a snowman with eyes of burning coals and a dagger for a nose."

survey
You discern:
You are standing in the Land of the Demon Lords.
Your environment conforms to that of tundra.
You are in the Tainted Plane of Nil.
A greater elemental of earth is infused in the ground here.
Shaddus2008-07-21 01:49:44
QUOTE(Jigan @ Jul 20 2008, 01:48 PM) 535829
A drunk lurches forward drunkenly and confides in a secretive voice.
A drunk says, "I gear Lazshhbrus hysh c tas *hic* te forr tuhrtlesS and
dolphkns, jusa LiKe Emperor Ladantine, bleshsg hiw unzead hhghneshs."

dazed.gif

Try telling him stuff.
Seriously, give him alchohol, then TELL DRUNK "insert stuff here"

Once, I used TELL DRUNK "I heard *soandso* was a slut"

Some admin possesed him, and replied "No, you are!"

I almost fell over.
Aison2008-07-21 06:44:06
(House Aurendil): Lorina (from the Aetherways) says, "Omg, did you know goats
eat themselves to death and when they are dead they are like as hard as a rock.
Like a goat-sicle."

just to make it worse:


(House Aurendil): Lorina (from the Aetherways) says, "I accidentally left the barn
door open and they ate all the hay. Then their dead bodies froze."

(House Aurendil): Lorina (from the Aetherways) says, "It wasn't pretty.."
Lorina2008-07-21 06:53:30
Aison! Stop repeating things I tell you! crying.gif
Anyways, the only time people quote me is when I say really bad things. I am never talkin to you again! Ho can you use the goats' death in such a way! They were pigmys or pigmie...or something pig-me. They were tiny goats.