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Acrune2008-07-22 22:30:03
Name sounds incredibly familiar chin.gif
Xenthos2008-07-22 23:09:38
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jul 22 2008, 06:30 PM) 536502
Name sounds incredibly familiar chin.gif

The Black Dahlia? A movie, I think.
Acrune2008-07-22 23:20:12
Psh, like I'd know something from the real world. Definitely sounds familiar from an IRE game tongue.gif
Sarrasri2008-07-22 23:52:02
The Arboreal's tutor in Imperian's name is Dahlia. confused.gif
Ixchilgal2008-07-23 00:07:20
Ushinaa, Master of the Wyvernkeepers says, "Ah! Let me show you what I have!"
wyvern86326: a mottled blue wyvern 6551 100000gp
To buy something, BUY FROM USHINAA.
To refill from a keg, ASK USHINAA REFILL FROM .
To recharge an enchantment, ASK USHINAA RECHARGE FROM .
To see an individual item, ASK USHINAA WARES INFO .
Shaddus2008-07-23 01:15:23
QUOTE(Ixchilgal @ Jul 22 2008, 07:07 PM) 536516
Ushinaa, Master of the Wyvernkeepers says, "Ah! Let me show you what I have!"
wyvern86326: a mottled blue wyvern 6551 100000gp
To buy something, BUY FROM USHINAA.
To refill from a keg, ASK USHINAA REFILL FROM .
To recharge an enchantment, ASK USHINAA RECHARGE FROM .
To see an individual item, ASK USHINAA WARES INFO .

I ... don't get it.
Aramel2008-07-23 01:30:56
-readlog Serenwilde

2008/07/22 04:39:45 - Credits: -15. Transfer to Galaphyrae. Reason: Hitting the
books, and being Librarian.
2008/07/22 04:41:04 - Credits: -15. Transfer to Accalia. Reason: Chancellors
need celery too!
2008/07/22 04:42:16 - Credits: -15. Transfer to Kaguya. Reason: You are
treasurer... do I really need to pay you?
2008/07/22 04:42:39 - Credits: -15. Transfer to Kyra. Reason: More power for the
Power Minister!
2008/07/22 04:43:40 - Credits: -15. Transfer to Nejii. Reason: Do I really have
to say why at this point? Nejii payments for Ambassador.
2008/07/22 04:44:23 - Credits: -20. Transfer to Xiel. Reason: Make sure these go
to your badger, he deserves them more then you.
2008/07/22 04:46:56 - Credits: -20. Transfer to Aanark. Reason: Facekick lessons
are not this expensive.
2008/07/22 04:47:56 - Credits: -20. Transfer to Kinson. Reason: Even though she
was only a whisky maker, he loved her still.

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Hazar2008-07-23 01:44:47
You say, "Now, I'm a strange, creepy old man."

"Tentaclessss!" you hiss, sinuously waving your arms around.

Druidess Rhaena d'Murani of the Blackthorn says, "You aren't cree...Nevermind."
Ashai2008-07-23 02:17:17

The Shadowdancers Guild has teachings incompatible with Ascendance. You must
abandon your knowledge of it to enter this guild.

*flail*
Ixchilgal2008-07-23 02:31:15
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jul 22 2008, 09:15 PM) 536527
I ... don't get it.


Wyverns are supposed to be rare mounts, that he almost never has any of...and he makes you wander around for like, an hour bringing him wyvern eggs before he'll sell the damn things. But he had over 6500 in stock when I finally could buy one.
Jack2008-07-23 02:35:37
QUOTE(Ashai @ Jul 23 2008, 03:17 AM) 536550
The Shadowdancers Guild has teachings incompatible with Ascendance. You must
abandon your knowledge of it to enter this guild.

*flail*

Man if that got out IG it'd be awesome propaganda for Serenwilde.

"You see? The heathens who worship the tainted spirits are thusly denied the true power!"

It is, after all, the age of ascension and not the age of choke.
Arix2008-07-23 05:36:46
*chokes the rants thread*
Leiliadhe2008-07-23 05:43:25
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(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Because we're not insane? You're basically arguing that we should round up and shoot all neo-Nazis. Except in this scenario, the neo-Nazis also taught the people of America martial arts."

Skeleton Hearth: where the important discussions take place.
Rika2008-07-23 06:21:23
QUOTE(Ashai @ Jul 23 2008, 02:17 PM) 536550
The Shadowdancers Guild has teachings incompatible with Ascendance. You must
abandon your knowledge of it to enter this guild.

*flail*


Always a good plan. Go druid just for VA then go to the guild you really want to be in. ninja.gif
Unknown2008-07-23 14:29:35
You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'

Unblooded Rhaell exclaims, "You chopped off my arm!"

You say to Rhaell, "I didn't think you were bleeding that bad."

You say, "Besides..."


Rhaell whimpers at you like a wounded puppy.

You say, "It was only a flesh wound!"

Unblooded Rhaell says, "..."

Rhaell snickers softly to himself.
Shaddus2008-07-23 23:52:41
Excited whispers drift across the midnight skies on an icy breeze, proclaiming the return of Nocht, the Silent to mortal perception.

Wait. No angels? No trumpets? No blinding rays of light ? My trigger to sip niricol isn't set off?
Unknown2008-07-24 01:26:30
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Orovosh, the igasho chief says, "Pardon? They no teach proper speak anymore?"
Shaddus2008-07-24 01:40:04
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Jul 23 2008, 06:52 PM) 536810
Excited whispers drift across the midnight skies on an icy breeze, proclaiming the return of Nocht, the Silent to mortal perception.

Wait. No angels? No trumpets? No blinding rays of light ? My trigger to sip niricol isn't set off?

Rapturous flares of ivory and golden light race across the skies, heralding the return of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted to mortal perception.

Wait. No angels? No trumpets? My trigger to sip niricol isn't set off?


Ashai2008-07-24 03:22:06
QUOTE(rika @ Jul 23 2008, 12:21 AM) 536640
Always a good plan. Go druid just for VA then go to the guild you really want to be in. ninja.gif


I gave it a shot, I promise. You should try being a druid sometime. Yes, glory. Lots of death, yes. Awful in conjunction with having to reform, yes.

Lesson of the day: Druid + VA = mostly fail.
Shiri2008-07-24 03:29:10
You don't have to reform...you can just phoenix. They cut the cost to a reasonable level, you know.