(Magnagora): Ixchilgal says, "Why is Reap being attacked by sensuous fiends?"

(Magnagora): Nariah (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "His advances have,
clearly, been rejected."

Yes, Saaga guildhopped once when I was drunk and she relatively newbie. "Oooh, oh, Saaga's a Cantor. Uh, right. Um... Well, that's a nice violin. Oh, I even spent her lessons and finished guild novicehood. Great. AB MUSIC, how do you use this violin again?"

Seren Brave Nemrod says, "You still her."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Who the boy who gays."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Who the boy who gay."

Druid Thiden Diluculo, Hart's Glory says, "Yes."
Druid Thiden Diluculo, Hart's Glory says, "Im still here."
Druid Thiden Diluculo, Hart's Glory says, "Or are you looking for Wovan."
Nemrod giggles happily.
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Are you really gay or preteding."

Druid Thiden Diluculo, Hart's Glory says, "I'm really gay."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Dude your missing out on gril loving."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says, "I disagree."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Beening striaght is the way to be."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Come on look at mme."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Im pracing around naked."
Nemrod sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.
Nemrod gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
Nemrod sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.
(Serenguard): Rutharr says, "Nemrod is walking about naked, what should we do."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Why do you."
Druid Thiden Diluculo, Hart's Glory says, "Who what?"
(Serenguard): Rutharr says, "Rika, any suggestions?"
(Serenguard): Rika says, "Hm?"
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Sorry."
(Serenguard): Rutharr says, "And harassing our friends of alternative sexual
persuasion."
(Serenguard): Rika says, "Grab him some leather armour frm the rack."
(Serenguard): Rutharr says, "It's actually a she."
(Serenguard): Rutharr says, "And she seems to be quite enjoying her nudity."
Rutharr arrives from the north.
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Lets talk in tells."
(a few minutes pass)
Rutharr pinches Nemrod on her behind, obviously testing for firmness.
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says, "Well then."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says, "We don't want other braves being distracted."
Rutharr gives a sparkling yellow shift dress to Seren Brave Nemrod.
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says to Nemrod, "I implore you to don the beautiful
dress."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says to Nemrod, "So that you may tend to your
studies without fear of gawking young men."
Rutharr urges Nemrod onwards.
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "What."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says, "You heard me."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says, "Chop chop."
Rutharr urges Nemrod onwards.
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "Go f yourslef in talking."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says to Nemrod, "Young lady you had better watch
your tone."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says to Nemrod, "Now put on the dress, stop making a
fool of yourself."
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says to Nemrod, "What will the other children
think."
Seren Brave Nemrod says, "No."
Nemrod begins to flap her wings powerfully, and rises quickly up into the
firmament.
Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici says, "Bugger."

Nemrod has been torn to shreds by Serenguard Rutharr d'Illici.

That was a drunk whimsy? Gah! Lendren designed a viola specifically for Saaga in hopes she would like it (it's "a harmonious sea-blue viola") and end up getting one, so it would serve as a reminder to her of a harmony between water and nature... then that viola design inspired three other instruments in the same line, and then those in turn inspired him to write a string quartet... and nothing ever came of any of it! And now I find it was all a drunk whim? Blech!

Saaga needs to interact with you more!

So someone announces over CT that there's a Nil raid...then the attackers flee and I stay on Nil just in case, with a few other people. An hour or two passes by so I decide to spark up a conversation with the guards to no avail. Then I notice Shikha's mount standing there and try to talk to it. Thankfully, an admin possesed it...just an extract from our conversation:

You say to a hellish night mare, "What DO you eat then?"

A hellish night mare says, "Infants."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "I'm guessing you won't tell me anything either..."

You say, "That is a horse."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Anything is possible."

You ponder the situation.

ab illusions improved
ILLUSIONS - IMPROVED

Syntax: WEAVE IMPROVED
Power: 0 (for 1 line illusion)
2 (Any, for 2 line illusion)

This ability lets you set off coloured, delayed illusions. The colors
available to you can be seen at the bottom of CONFIG COLOUR. The cost in
mana is one mana for each character in the illusion. (To add a new line
to your illusion use \\nl)

As an option, you can FOCUS to concentrate on an illusion so you will not see the illusion unfold. This costs slightly more willpower.

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Maybe there's a race of advanced, sentinent, demonic horses."

WEAVE IMPROVED 5 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Perhaps, perhaps not."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "Perhaps, perhaps not."

You peer at a hellish night mare unscrupulously.

Utterly entranced, Kluv emits a long "Ooooh."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "It talks."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "I was right!"

' so It does
You say, "So It does."

You ponder the situation.

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "So...do you bring us news of high powers and beings beyond our comprehension?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "No."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "No."

"Oh?" Kluv exclaims quizzically.

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "What will you tell us, in that case, oh wise night mare?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "That it is very difficult to find hay that is not flamable."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "That it is very difficult to find hay that is not flamable."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Every time I go for a little nibble of hay, it always catches fire. It's downright discouraging."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "Every time I go for a little nibble of hay, it always catches fire. It's downright discouraging."

Utterly entranced, Kluv emits a long "Ooooh."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "What DO you eat then?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Infants."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "Infants."

Utterly entranced, Kluv emits a long "Ooooh."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "How do they taste?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "It varies from person to person."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "It varies from person to person."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "But wouldn't it be quite hard to find infants whenever you become hungry?"

"Awwwww!" Kluv says.

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Shikha brings them on a silver platter. She is a good owner"
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "Shikha brings them on a silver platter. She is a good owner"

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Sounds appetizing."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "And what happens if Shikha isn't around to feed you?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "She is always sure to put a few in my feeding bag."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "She is always sure to put a few in my feeding bag."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 A hellish night mare pulls a tiny arm from her feeding bag and swallows it whole.
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare pulls a tiny arm from her feeding bag and swallows it whole.

Utterly entranced, Kluv emits a long "Ooooh."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Do you only eat human infants, or those of any race?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "I prefer merians."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "I prefer merians."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Really? I wouldn't have thought that horses eat fish."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Sentinent, demonic horses do."
You weave your illusion.

The cackles and growls of numerous demonic beings reverberate throughout the plane.

A hellish night mare says, "Sentinent, demonic horses do."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Good point..."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Hmm...besides your diet, what else is there to discuss?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Well, I was in the market for a pair of earrings."
You weave your illusion.


A hellish night mare says, "Well, I was in the market for a pair of earrings."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Do you know any jewellers?"
You weave your illusion.


A hellish night mare says, "Do you know any jewellers?"

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Demonic, sentinent and good fashion sense.... What kind of earrings were there?"

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Let me check."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Gold ones, if there are any in my size."
You weave your illusion.


A hellish night mare says, "Gold ones, if there are any in my size."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "According to a help scroll, Arimisia, Ayarei, Maelee and Quois are all jewelrs who reside in the Engine. Perhaps you could ask them."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Or if you like, I could ask them for a pair of earrings when I see one of them, then mail them to Shikha requesting that she give them to you."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Are any of them around at the momment? The Engine does not allow horses to speak over the city aether, you know. Perhaps you could ask?"
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "Are any of them around at the momment? The Engine does not allow horses to speak over the city aether, you know. Perhaps you could ask?"

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "If you like...should I mention that they're for you?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Certainly."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "Certainly."

(Magnagora): Kluv says, "Are there any jewelers about? We have a...situation at the Megalith on Nil."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Hmm...no reply yet."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "Too bad."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "Too bad."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Although, if you like, I could give you a ring."

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare says, "But I have no fingers..."
You weave your illusion.

A hellish night mare says, "But I have no fingers..."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says to a hellish night mare, "Perhaps you could wear it on your mane?"


Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "Or your tail?"

WEAVE IMPROVED 1 Color 14 A hellish night mare ponders the situation.

A hellish night mare ponders the situation.

You furrow your brow and exclaim "Doh!"

You say, "Well, I guess the game's over."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "What happened?"

You say, "The horse was not speaking."

You say, "It was all an illusion."

Grunt Kluv, Ur'Guard Initiate says, "...serious?"

Rayes died to the martial prowess of Rayes Luminare, The Shadow Monk.
3990h, 3450m, 3450e, 10e, 16500en, 15450w exkbp- <11:48:7.928>

Rayes died to the martial prowess of Rayes Luminare, The Shadow Monk.
3990h, 3450m, 3450e, 10e, 16500en, 15450w exkbp- <11:50:0.683>

Rayes died to the martial prowess of Rayes Luminare, The Shadow Monk.
3990h, 3450m, 3450e, 10e, 16500en, 15450w exkbp- <11:52:22.344>

Poor Gwylifar.

Fain, of the Red Masque says, "You wish to join the marital wing of My order?"

From behind His mask, Fain's eyes burn with a malignant humour.

You say, "Yes, Lord. It has ever been so, since I first joined Your Order."

Fain, of the Red Masque says, "The martial, not the marital."

You cough softly.

You say, "Of course, Lord."