Quotes 4

by Terentia

Back to The Funnies.

Unknown2008-08-05 15:20:03
QUOTE(Bhiele @ Aug 5 2008, 09:05 AM) 541218
A personal journal tells you, "Do you remember my mother?"
When I asked if I was insane I got...

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "That would be a sign of your insanity, yes."

pfft.gif Bhiele has been declared insane by the Goddess, and is now free to pursue marriage with the Thorn Beast.
ETA~~ Durh, I didn't know we were all crazy that had been on Astral.


No, that journal was serious. Haven't you ever notice that you can never manage to lose your journal? It's because they plant seeds in your pockets that grow into new ones whenever one becomes lost, and as the child of the previous book, it has all the same writing. That poor thing is worried about whatever happened to the book before it. Shame on you, Bhiele. confused.gif
Xenthos2008-08-05 16:01:14
QUOTE(Mirin-Carvier @ Aug 5 2008, 11:20 AM) 541342
No, that journal was serious. Haven't you ever notice that you can never manage to lose your journal? It's because they plant seeds in your pockets that grow into new ones whenever one becomes lost, and as the child of the previous book, it has all the same writing. That poor thing is worried about whatever happened to the book before it. Shame on you, Bhiele. confused.gif

Sure you can.

Just use your journal to go AFK when in enemy territory a few times. And to save your defenses.

It'll disappear relatively quickly, once you're caught.
Shaddus2008-08-05 21:16:37
Thoros has been destroyed by the mind of Aquamage Lorina.

Wot? blackeye.gif
Acrune2008-08-05 22:03:54
QUOTE(Furien @ Aug 5 2008, 02:29 AM) 541141
Twilxo is running for Prince? Is he Tiax, or something? It looks like he's going to transform Celest into the CIJ/Jesters.


Ha, it DOES sound a lot like him, but I doubt it is or he probably would have mentioned it last time I saw him.
Hazar2008-08-06 04:47:10
Exeryte tells you, "Well everyone knows that all you have to do is give me a
smidgeon of poultry and I'll do whatever you want."

...

Exeryte tells you, "I should not have said that, I should NOT have said that."
Shiri2008-08-06 04:48:12
After an Avatar of Night kill which Lehki was one of the couple to escape through grr shrine powers due to competence...

Lehki has been torn to shreds by a Daughter of Night.
You see the death occur at the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.

(Bellator Societas): Vathael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Spirit
Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "Lehki, what are you doing." The soul
of Lehki Mes'ard says, "I thought I was in dreambody for some odd reason.""
Shiri2008-08-06 06:08:50
Walking in on something they didn't want me to see...

Exeryte gives 100 gold sovereigns to you.

Exeryte tells you, "Will that keep your silence for a while?"

How cute. wub.gif (I would have kept it for 10 seconds except I already said something before that, sorry!)
Adee2008-08-06 06:45:05
Tervic arrives from the ether.

An archon of Eternal Light says, "May the Light shine with you, Tervic."

Tervic blinks.

"Doom..." Adella intones somberly at Tervic.

Tervic leaves to the out.


Tervic arrives from the out.

An archon of Eternal Light says, "May the Light shine with you, Tervic."

"Doom..." Tervic intones somberly at Adella.

Tervic leaves to the out.
Hazar2008-08-06 06:53:15
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
You surreptitiously sign, "I wonder what happens if you touch the statue of
Tzaraziko."

Using her tongue and the roof of her mouth, Somaria makes a quiet clicking
noise.
Lady Somaria Makiare`, Tender of Sinful Radiance surreptitiously signs, "Go
check??"

With a wistful look on her face, Somaria touches a statue of a hooded figure.

Two pinpoints of light gleam from beneath the hood of the figure as Somaria
touches the statue. The air around Somaria begins to blur and blend, and
suddenly, she has disappeared altogether.

Somaria has been incinerated by a holy jade scorpion.

Ser Shuyin says, "Well."

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Heh."

Ser Shuyin says, "There goes that."

Synl ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

You ponder the situation.
Shiri2008-08-06 07:00:38
(Bellator Societas): Synl says, "Watch this be the way to explain momentum."
(Bellator Societas): Synl says, ""You have raised the Old Ones! Now you will
learn Nekotai Level 2.""
(Bellator Societas): Shuyin says, "What's this? SYNL seems to evolving!"
Adee2008-08-06 07:04:26
QUOTE(Crylia @ Aug 4 2008, 10:36 PM) 541030
I'd totally vote for that guy.


QUOTE(Aison @ Aug 5 2008, 02:08 AM) 541122
Hence why you are not a citizen of Celest.


I voted for him... unsure.gif

QUOTE(Twilxo)
clap_1.gif party.gif girl_drink.gif party.gif drinkbuds.gif =Celest
Unknown2008-08-06 15:05:35
QUOTE(Adee @ Aug 6 2008, 03:04 AM) 541638
I voted for him... unsure.gif


wtf.gif . . . I have no comment for you.
Unknown2008-08-06 15:48:27
Why do I have to share a guild with him... yuck.gif
Unknown2008-08-06 16:16:03
QUOTE
A gibbering mass of hate, this behemoth moves with a chaotic rhythm that pulses with tangible malice. Many rows of gleaming deadly teeth line its many hissing mouths as saliva drips continuously from them. Dozens of beady yellow eyes blink in tandem as the monstrous worm surveys its lair. Though its body is naturally black and white, huge swaths of red have been splattered across its bulk, while patches of wounded skin fester and ooze a malignant green.
A slavering sandworm has an air of extreme strength.
He weighs about 312 pounds.
You cannot see what a slavering sandworm is holding.


It sounds so goofy I couldn't help but snicker at it.
Aison2008-08-06 18:04:40
QUOTE(Adee @ Aug 6 2008, 12:04 AM) 541638
I voted for him... unsure.gif



...Why.
Iwiertas2008-08-06 23:10:40
You shout: "F'ai K'lian'lom, K'sh'kia Ki!"

Geophyte Iytha shouts: "No."

Kaalak tells you: "(I'd like to buy a vowel.)"

You tell Cardinal Kaalak, Preaching to the Masses: "(Heh.)"
Nariah2008-08-07 01:20:04
Bit belated but still timely. Because Gavriel needs his brilliance commemorated:
QUOTE
(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Fury. I wake up from my nap with a spider crawling on my face and prance to the forums only to find out MORG IS LEAVING US, and just when I find out that he enjoys Gaiman and I was -sure- I needed to join his order. My face is sad, and not even because there was a spider on it."

(*): You say, "You can still join Gavriel and progress normally... just have Morgfyre substituted by two insane with grief women."

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But.. don't orders always die without their divine? :< I think we need a good, old fashioned stoning to make us feel better. I'll take two big rocks and a packet of gravel."

(*): You say, "That's okay, me and Linaeve will pretend we're Morgfyre."

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Will you eat me if I'm bad? sad.gif."

(*: You say, "Yes."

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh! Well, then it will be absolutely awesome, and I would join for that. biggrin.gif."

(*): Othero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How will Othero explain that to people? This is my sister, she believes she is Legion, He who is Many."

(*): You say, "No no."

(*): You say, "Nariah, She Who Is Many."

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ""She is holding the place for the TRUE Legion! She even does the voices, and she ate Gavriel last week for being a censor.gif . Again.""

(*): You say, "Or in fact Nariah, She Who Is Few And Linaeve Who Is The Other Few."

(*): Othero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Together they are She who is some?"

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "By their powers combined, they are.... THEM, A HANDFUL."

(*): Othero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He wins."

(*): You say, "Together we make Narieve, the Legion, They Who Are Him."

(*): You say, "I think Gav wins."

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But who does the man voices?"

(*): You say, "And for that we must add him unto Us."

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "-I- will be the man voices! Gavriel, He Who Does the Man Voices for the Handful."

(*): Othero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And that one female voice that sounds a lot like a man."

(*): Gavriel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I could get a little curtain to squat behind and everything. Oh, yes, that one too, Othero. :>."
Sarrasri2008-08-07 05:31:14
CODE
| Heiress Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt ----------------------- #38 |
| Essence: 1879316     Power: 10p ( 88%)  Karma: 32%         Esteem: 63%  |
| Health : 11244/11244 Mana : 11875/11875 Ego  : 10590/10590 Pedantic     |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


Uh, woo? dribble.gif Only a health arti could make it go higher, I think.
Xenthos2008-08-07 05:41:26
QUOTE(Sarrasri @ Aug 7 2008, 01:31 AM) 541856
CODE
| Heiress Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt ----------------------- #38 |
| Essence: 1879316     Power: 10p ( 88%)  Karma: 32%         Esteem: 63%  |
| Health : 11244/11244 Mana : 11875/11875 Ego  : 10590/10590 Pedantic     |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


Uh, woo? dribble.gif Only a health arti could make it go higher, I think.

And Nejii insists that only warriors can be tanky.

I think he needs to go Moondancer again.
Sarrasri2008-08-07 05:48:07
Well, it's not that it was easy to get that high. That's on ethereal with inspirational song, the hyfae blessing, Gregori stag-sacrificing, AND a life blessing.