Message #18064 Sent by: (system)
11/04 23:06 "Your rolepoints have been altered -1 points for There is no French
Toast in Lusternia. Please refer to HELP OOC."

Message #18064 Sent by: (system)
11/04 23:06 "Your rolepoints have been altered -1 points for There is no French
Toast in Lusternia. Please refer to HELP OOC."

I wasn't issued and it wasn't in a motto. I suspect a divine was watching my personal conversation with someone

Well it was in says, but we were definitely alone. I mean we were talking about rat fornication, and I said I was leaving to feast upon some exquisite french toast. I mean of all things, french toast?? They even incorporated the french language in Delport, and french toast is frankly too delicious to exclude. Someone clearly needs to create a recipe for it so that my sin may be forgiven.

ew that makes me wanna rant cause I thought empress was local area only. But how is it that willowisp got nerfed from planewide forest, to same forest, to same forest local area, to nothing. It also costs one power is stopped by shield, even if it were reimplemented now it would be stopped by monoliths and distortion, but it won't be added back in. But Celestians get to keep empressing and they get beckoning Plus with the flow nerf, we should be able to get willowisp back.

ew that makes me wanna rant cause I thought empress was local area only. But how is it that willowisp got nerfed from planewide forest, to same forest, to same forest local area, to nothing. It also costs one power is stopped by shield, even if it were reimplemented now it would be stopped by monoliths and distortion, but it won't be added back in. But Celestians get to keep empressing and they get beckoning Plus with the flow nerf, we should be able to get willowisp back.

(Serenwilde): Valaria says, "What cure hypochondriac."

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Aetherways) says, "Wormwood."

(Serenwilde): Valaria says, "Thanks."

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "You're a hypochondriac. You're too sick to be cured
and you know it."

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "Panic. Panic!"

(Serenwilde): Finchy says, "Is there anyone kind enough to put a bit of a
kicking into me so I can re-incarnate? One time opportunity! If you don't happen
to be an enemy, a peep, a gust of wind, the gods, heavy clothing, drink, bunnies
or gambling!"

(Serenwilde): Liam says, "MEeeee."

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Aetherways) says, "Deal."

(Serenwilde): Krellan (from the Aetherways) says, "You'll have to kill me
first!"

(Serenwilde): Kinson says, "Heh."

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Why the discrimination against Gods?"

(Serenwilde): Finchy says, "I believe it worthwhile to include Them in all
potential things, not as an indication of being killed by gods before."

(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "Their aim isn't always the most accurate thing in
the world."

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Really?"

(Serenwilde): Finchy says, "I will not aim to challenge that statement."

A blazing silver beam speeds across the firmament, wreathed in ethereal mist.

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Woops."

That would assume that I was saying no because of organizational bias.

However, that's not the case. Yes, Empress is powerful, but it requires that you get the person to ally you (or lust and not reject it). Wisp had no such restriction, and in its first form there wasn't even a delay. Instant summon of anyone in the forest, enemy or ally.

Wisp, even in its nerfed form, is more powerful than empress which has a very simple cure (reject Krellan, which anybody can do-- not everyone can break a demesne). That said, this is a pretty powerful use of empress. It just does not justify returning Wisp.

Whenever I hear French Toast, I think of the French Toast from the movie Roadtrip.

ew that makes me wanna rant cause I thought empress was local area only. But how is it that willowisp got nerfed from planewide forest, to same forest, to same forest local area, to nothing. It also costs one power is stopped by shield, even if it were reimplemented now it would be stopped by monoliths and distortion, but it won't be added back in. But Celestians get to keep empressing and they get beckoning Plus with the flow nerf, we should be able to get willowisp back.

Pirrhan says to you, "He's crazy!"

Pirrhan points accusingly at Leokul.

Pirrhan points accusingly at Leokul.

You ask Pirrhan, "Hmm?"

You give Leokul the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart exclaims, "I want my egg back!"

Pirrhan says, "Keeps babbling about a talking egg...."

You ask, "What egg?"

You ask Leokul, "Dragon egg? Wyvern egg? Chicken egg? Crystal egg? Dark egg?"

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "Fresh egg!"

You say to Leokul, "I can go get you another one."

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "Promise?"

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "Will it talk?"

You nod your head sagely.

You ponder the situation.

You say, "I don't know if it will talk."

You ponder the situation.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "I want it to talk."

Leokul crosses his arms on his chest, sticks out his lower lip, and pouts.

Pirrhan says to you, "To him, it probably will..."

You shrug helplessly.

The Serenwilde Trader.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. You
see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for
sale.
You see a single exit leading north (open door).
wares
Proprietor: Serenwilde.
Commodity We Buy At Stock We Sell At
Steel 1 gp 158 300 gp
Wood 1 gp 201 100 gp
Iron 1 gp 285 250 gp
Leather 1 gp 63 30 gp
Coal 1 gp 106 60 gp
Cloth 1 gp 681 60 gp
Gold 1 gp 225 250 gp
Rope 1 gp 214 45 gp
Gems 1 gp 0 120 gp
Silver 1 gp 37 275 gp
Marble 1 gp 150 180 gp
Grain 1 gp 49 45 gp
Meat 1 gp 19 20 gp
Milk 1 gp 36 50 gp
Poultry 1 gp 94 20 gp
Fish 1 gp 2 17 gp
Fruit 1 gp 0 17 gp
Vegetables 1 gp 37 14 gp
Eggs 1 gp 44 10 gp

You purchase 10 eggs for 100 gold.

You shed Faeling form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves, embracing
the physical once more and arrive at the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Towering high above is the Moonhart
Mother Tree, stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. Hovering over a
raised dais are two silver arrows, their long shafts crossed with the points
aimed skywards. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem. There are 2 mottled blue wyverns here. A screech owl
is here, surveying the surroundings. There are 2 striped badgers here. In the
shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. There are 2 white and brown
speckled ponies here. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here.
Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls about here. Singing a hauntingly
beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here. There are 10
frost hags here. There are 5 centaur hunters here. There are 2 red foxes here.
Leading deep into the forest, a tangled path twists every which way here. A
sleek russet horse paws the ground as it searches for somewhere to graze.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. Seren Brave Beidre is here. She
wields a shining steel longsword in each hand. Linxtar, Adherent of the Mother
is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Dedicant Leokul, of the
Hart is here. He wields a nature talisman in his left hand.
You see exits leading north, south, and through a path twisting every which way.
2874h, 4278m, 4512e, 10p, 19510w x-
You have recovered equilibrium.

You store 9 eggs, bringing the total to 9.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "He left me because I couldn't make him
soup."

You drop a carton of eggs.

You begin to ventriloquate a carton of eggs.

You exclaim, "Hello!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Leokul dances about in utter glee.

Pirrhan raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Leokul glomps a carton of eggs playfully, knocking it over in his enthusiasm.

Pirrhan splutters incoherently.

You exclaim, "Be carefull!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Pirrhan says, "But....it...eggs...!"

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart exclaims to a carton of eggs, "You came back!"

You exclaim to Pirrhan, "Nyah!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Pirrhan exclaims, "Talking eggs!"

You say to Leokul, "Indeed, Leokul."
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Pirrhan babbles incoherently.

Leokul pets a carton of eggs ingratiatingly.

Pirrhan weaves the light around a carton of eggs until it vanishes dramatically
from sight.

The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Towering high above is the Moonhart
Mother Tree, stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. Hovering over a
raised dais are two silver arrows, their long shafts crossed with the points
aimed skywards. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome
presence of a living totem. There are 2 mottled blue wyverns here. A screech owl
is here, surveying the surroundings. There are 2 striped badgers here. In the
shape of an open palm, a metallic sigil lies here. There are 2 white and brown
speckled ponies here. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here.
Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls about here. Singing a hauntingly
beautiful melody, Miakoda, Maiden of the Moonhart, stands here. There are 10
frost hags here. There are 5 centaur hunters here. There are 2 red foxes here.
Leading deep into the forest, a tangled path twists every which way here. A
sleek russet horse paws the ground as it searches for somewhere to graze.
Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. There is nothing here, no
talking eggs whatsoever. Seren Brave Beidre is here. She wields a shining steel
longsword in each hand. Unblooded Jackie Sayeva is here. She wields an elfen
battle scimitar in each hand. Linxtar, Adherent of the Mother is here. He wields
an athame dagger in his left hand. Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart is here. He
wields a nature talisman in his left hand.
You see exits leading north, south, and through a path twisting every which way.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says to a carton of eggs, "Still mad at me?"

Pirrhan says, "There are no eggs....."

Pirrhan looks about himself suspiciously.

You exclaim, "Ack!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Jackie rolls her eyes at Pirrhan.

Jackie giggles happily.

You ask, "Where did I go?"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

You ask, "Can anybody see me?"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says to a carton of eggs, "You left me because I
wouldn't make you soup."

A carton of eggs suddenly shimmers into view as the illusory concealment melts
away.
Leokul picks up a carton of eggs.

Pirrhan curls up in the corner, muttering to himself about how there are no
eggs.

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Bea pats Pirrhan in a friendly manner.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart exclaims, "BEA!"

Leokul points accusingly at a carton of eggs.

Bea flashes Leokul a joyous smile.

"Eep!", Pirrhan screams in fright.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "Lookit my new friends!"

Bea blinks.

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Bea Starleaf says, "So there are eggs..."

Pirrhan says, "No!"

Bea pats Pirrhan in a friendly manner.

Leokul snuggles up close to a carton of eggs, looking happy and content.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "To carton Meet Bea!"

Leokul gives a horrified gasp.

Finger extended, Leokul pokes a carton of eggs.

Leokul nods his head sagely.

"Ummmm," Pirrhan says uncertainly.

Pirrhan says, "Are they gone?"

Pirrhan looks about himself suspiciously.

Pirrhan says, "They're gone because they never existed!"

You look at Pirrhan with a raised eyebrow and say, "Pssshhhh..."

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "..."

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "I want my eggs."

You say, "You have them."

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "They're not talking to me."

You exclaim, "Yes they are!"

Pirrhan says, "Eggs can't talk."

Nawra arrives from the northeast.

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Bea Starleaf says, "They're eggs..."

You say, "In your miiiind."

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart exclaims to Bea, "They were talking!"

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Bea Starleaf says, "Umm.."

You say, "They were."

You say, "We all heard it."

Pirrhan mutters, "I he..d ...hing...."

Pirrhan exclaims, "They were supposed to be fake!"

"Ummmm," Pirrhan says uncertainly.

Pirrhan says, "I mean, erm....they can't exist, right?"

You shrug helplessly.

Leokul stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

Finger extended, Leokul pokes a carton of eggs.

You giggle happily.

Leokul suddenly lunges forward with a growl and sinks his teeth firmly into a
carton of eggs.

"Eep!", Pirrhan screams in fright.

Dedicant Nawra, of the Hart says, "Hello?"

You raise your hand in greeting to Nawra and say "Hello!"

You say to Nawra, "Don't mind the talking eggs."

Pirrhan says to Nawra, "Escape now, while you still have your sanity!"

Pirrhan exclaims, "The eggs are talking!"

Pirrhan babbles incoherently.

"Ummmm," Nawra says uncertainly.

You giggle happily.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "To egg C'mon, I'll introduce you to the Fate
Gudes."

Leokul disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

Pirrhan looks about himself suspiciously.

A carton of eggs says, "I am not talking!"

You hold no "eggs".

Nawra peers about herself unscrupulously.

You remove 1 eggs, bringing the total in the Rift to 8.

You drop a carton of eggs.

You begin to ventriloquate a carton of eggs.

A carton of eggs clearly does not exist.

You exclaim to Nawra, "Hello!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

"Ummmm," Nawra says uncertainly.

You exclaim to Nawra, "Glad to meet you!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Dedicant Nawra, of the Hart says, "Is it normal for eggs to be talking to me."

Pirrhan shakes his head.

Keeper of the Sacred Grove, Bea Starleaf says, "No."

You shrug helplessly.

Pirrhan says, "And they're not."

Pirrhan says, "There are no eggs."

You exclaim, "Yes I am!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

"Shh!" says Pirrhan, putting a finger to his lips.

You say, "Nyah!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Dedicant Nawra, of the Hart says, "This is very confusing."

You cease all your impersonation.

You say, "Not really."

You say, "We're just being silly."

You pick up a carton of eggs.

Leokul arrives from the northeast.

Leokul whimpers like a wounded puppy.

Zia tilts her head curiously at Leokul.

Pirrhan raises his hand in greeting to Zia and says "Hello!"

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "They won't talk...."


"Awwwww!" you say.

Pirrhan wipes the back of his hand across his head in relief as he mutters,
"Whew."

Zia Talnara says, "Who won't?"

"Shhh!" you hiss softly at Pirrhan.

You say, "The eggs."

You drop a carton of eggs.

You begin to ventriloquate a carton of eggs.

Finger extended, Zia pokes a carton of eggs.

"Eep!", Pirrhan screams in fright.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "I showed them to Amatsemaru and Krackenor
and they didn't believe me."

Leokul picks up a carton of eggs.

Defensively raising his hands, Pirrhan backs away from the situation slowly.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "To egg You're not being very nice to me."

You say, "Maybe if you put them back on the ground they'd talk."

You nod your head sagely.

Leokul drops a carton of eggs.

Leokul drops a carton of eggs.

You begin to ventriloquate a carton of eggs.

You exclaim, "Hello!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Pirrhan raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Leokul claps his hands together merrily.

Pirrhan says, "How many cartons are there?"

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "Twooo."

You say, "Me and my girlfriend."
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Pirrhan says, "They're multiplying?!"

A frost hag says, "Why, isn't that the darnedest thing?"

Hyperion y'Kada, the Silver Lyrist says, "Oh dear."

Zia scratches her head in confusion.

You say, "Her name is Susan."
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Hyperion y'Kada, the Silver Lyrist says, "So is it the carton speaking, or the
actual eggs?"

Liam tells you, "."

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "I'm sure each egg has it's own voice."

Pirrhan says, "Neither!"

You tell Unblooded Liam Mes'ard, "Yay!"

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says to a carton of eggs, "Right?"

Liam tells you, "Hehe how are you?"

You tell Unblooded Liam Mes'ard, "Come to Mother!"

Liam tells you, "??"

Liam tells you, "Ok."

You tell Unblooded Liam Mes'ard, "I'm being silly!"

You tell Unblooded Liam Mes'ard, "Eggs!"

Liam tells you, "Alrighty."

Liam arrives from the south.

Liam kneels gallantly and greets you with a kiss upon the hand.

You exclaim, "Hmm, so many people around!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Unblooded Liam Mes'ard says, "Uhhhh."

Finger extended, Liam pokes a carton of eggs.

You tell Unblooded Liam Mes'ard, "I'm afraid I'll be stepped on!!"

You tell Unblooded Liam Mes'ard, "Oops."

Leokul pets a carton of eggs ingratiatingly.

You exclaim, "I'm afraid I'll be stepped on!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Liam picks up a carton of eggs.

Leokul takes a carton of eggs by the hand, draws it into him, and whispers, "I
love you, a carton of eggs."

You give Liam the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Liam tells you, "ROFL."

Leokul gives a horrified gasp.

Liam hums innocently to himself.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "PUT THOSE DOWN."

Leokul runs around madly, flapping his arms in a blind panic.

You begin to ventriloquate a carton of eggs.

Unblooded Liam Mes'ard says, "To carton can I eat you?"

You exclaim, "Susan!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Hyperion y'Kada, the Silver Lyrist says, "Let's see. Who has decent
dramatics..."

You exclaim, "Give Susan back!"
You impersonate a carton of eggs.

Liam drops a carton of eggs.

You smile angelically, wide-eyed and innocent.

Hyperion y'Kada, the Silver Lyrist says, "Can't be Pirrhan."

Liam thrusts his hand out to a carton of eggs and begs shamelessly.

Hyperion gives you a horrified gasp.

"Tsk, tsk," Hyperion says to you as he waggles a finger at you.

Unblooded Liam Mes'ard says, "I'm sorry."

Pirrhan peers at you unscrupulously.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "I want my eggs back."

Leokul picks up a carton of eggs.

Leokul picks up a carton of eggs.

Pirrhan says, "The sheer nerve of making eggs appear to talk!"

Leokul snuggles himself with a warm, happy, smile.

Pirrhan coughs nervously and looks over his shoulder, trying to shift the blame
from himself.

"Pah" you say to Pirrhan as you wave him away.

Hyperion y'Kada, the Silver Lyrist says, "That would be Inox impersonating
eggs."

Hyperion y'Kada, the Silver Lyrist says, "Silly Inox."

You look around yourself suspiciously and shout, "Lies and slander!"

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "..."

"Shh!" says Liam, putting a finger to his lips.

Unblooded Liam Mes'ard says, "You guys suck."

Liam nods his head sagely.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "So...they weren't really talking?"

Pirrhan gives a pained sigh.

Hyperion pats Leokul in a friendly manner.

Pirrhan shakes his head.

Hyperion y'Kada, the Silver Lyrist says, "I'm afraid not."

You exclaim, "Yes they were!"

Unblooded Liam Mes'ard says, "Taking all the fun away."

Liam nods his head emphatically.

Leokul's lower lip begins to tremble as he looks at you from beneath tear-heavy
eyelids.

Unblooded Liam Mes'ard says, "They were talking."

Pirrhan says, "And it -certainly- wasn't me earlier....."

You give Leokul a compassionate hug.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says to you, "How.."

Liam tells you, ">."

Liam leaves to the north.

Dedicant Leokul, of the Hart says, "...Why...?"

You say to Leokul, "It's alright. You know in your heart that they really were
talking."

You nod your head sagely.

Oh man, I can't believe I ruined that! You so could've gone on longer. I blame the fact that I just got back from the dentist *grumble* Next time you impersonate a carton of eggs, I promise to play along.

Dear god no

That said, empress is definitely one of the best skills in tarot. Also one of the best ways for assisted escape in the game, not even pfifth stops it.

We need a french toast recipe for sure, french toast is delicious.