touch me

"Try as you might, you just cannot seem to inflict harm upon yourself."

That's the lich strokey thing right?

... No, that was actually on a non Mag alt.

Freaky.

That happens to everyone. There aren't many ways that you can intentionally harm yourself.

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says to you, "Guess who I'm
impersonating."

Tervic shakes her head at a frost hag.
A frost hag glances askance.

"Bleh," Tervic says, as she rolls her eyes in disgust.

Tervic shakes her head at Haghan.

You ponder Tervic thoughtfully, looking her up and down.
You say, "Malicia?"

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says to you, "You win."

Sylphas weaves his hands in intricately complex patterns as the air around
Tervic warps, settling to reveal Thoros standing in her place.

Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath says, "Loom loom
loooooooooooooooooom."

Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath says, "Behold my Tainty
stench."

Ur'Myrmidon Thoros d'Murani, Avatar of the Crimson Wrath says, "Hi, I'm Thoros,
and I have an addiction to killing novices."

Unblooded Haghan says, "That's the first step!"

Tervic tells you, "Novicekillers anonymous."

I'm so dead now

You're forgetting one:

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "I have a new impersonation."

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin tries to punch you in the head, but
fails miserably and ends up eating the dirt.

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin tries to punch you in the head, but
fails miserably and ends up eating the dirt.

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin tries to kick you in the head, but fails
miserably and ends up eating the dirt.

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin tries to punch you in the head, but
fails miserably and ends up eating the dirt.

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin tries to punch you in the head, but
fails miserably and ends up eating the dirt.

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin tries to kick you in the head, but fails
miserably and ends up eating the dirt.

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says, "Guess who!"

You say, "Is it...."

You say, "... Revan?"

Templar Tervic Sijamrak, Shadow Paladin says to you, "You're good."

die....

Yet you can commit suicide. HMMM.


This was very funny. We were in an OOC setting talking about Celestine GH changes, and it was finally coming to a close after like 2 hours:

Also:


(House Aurendil): Malicia says, "Tis the lord's prayer. May my sweetheart not
mistake me for the enemy, stunning me viciously with his catastropic knockdown
and may my head not roll away, as I prefer it attached to my body. May the name
of Malarious forever be cursed, with those three letters that spell four. DOOM."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion says, "To which the lord answered. Alas, your prayers
have been heard. The three letters that have once been an ill omen upon you have
become four and hence all was good and right within the world once again."

I don't kill noobs. ;_;

Lekius Aramanth says, "What you need to do is make an acidy thing that you can
throw in his face."

Aanark arrives from the south.

You look skeptical and say to Lekius, "You mean like absinthe?"

Lekius Aramanth asks, "Does that melt skin?"

You look skeptical and say, "Maybe he wouldn't see me past the smiley faces..."

You say to Lekius, "Nope! Makes you get drunk and trippy."

Lekius Aramanth says, "I was talking about the skin melting, metal dissolving
acid."

Aanark Talnara, Khan en-Wilde says, "Revan-spit?"

Lekius grins mischievously at Aanark.

Aanark hums innocently to himself.

You snicker at Aanark.

Aanark Talnara, Khan en-Wilde says, "Just guessing here.."

Aanark hums innocently to himself.

Lekius Aramanth says, "That might work."

Lekius Aramanth says, "Could throw in someone's tears to make it more potent."

You say, "Oh yes. Farhealing makes us GREAT for killing people."

"Oooooooooh!" Aanark says, eyes wide with wonder.

Lekius grins mischievously at you.

Aanark Talnara, Khan en-Wilde says, "I have it!"

Lekius Aramanth says, "Aren't you able to distort their aura or something?"

In a mocking tone, you say, "Don't you get near me! You do and I'll farheal
you!"

You say, "Also, shortly after giving it, we're usually dead."

Looking at Lekius with a dazed expression, you ask, "Would you like to see?"

Lekius shakes his head.

Lekius Aramanth says, "I'd much rather not, at the moment."

Rubbing his chin thoughtfully, Lekius Aramanth says, "Perhaps a rain-check?"

Aanark Talnara, Khan en-Wilde says, "Need to devise a new alchemical concoction.
We can call it Myrkr's Malevolent Maleficent Morgue-Maker! An explosive
substance that you throw into a room and cause a huge boom."

You say to Aanark, "You mean I'd need liquid Thoros?"

Aanark rolls on the floor, laughing.

Aanark shakes his head.

Lekius Aramanth says, "One drop is guaranteed to light up your day."

Aanark Talnara, Khan en-Wilde says, "Revan-spit and Ceren-blood."

Lekius Aramanth says, "Thoros-sweat and Celestian tears?"

Aanark winces in pain.

Lekius Aramanth says, "Could probably get all of that from Celestia."

Lekius looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

You roll on the floor in front of Lekius, laughing.

Tervic, would you issue if I used ooc information to harass you ic?!

About the not-so-cute skill messages, the Shofangi instakill is quite messy:

You slam ***'s head into your raised knee with a satisfying crunch of bone.
***'s skull implodes in a liquid spray of grey matter and bone fragments, violently ending her life.
You have slain ***.

Reading it made me feel so bad that I decided not to use it anymore.

Later, I did, though. Sensitivity is often forgotten in the toughening battlefields of life - err - game, something.

Radiance is a cool kill though, kind of like inquisition.

I only recently figured out you could use it against (some) denizens as well as (some) people (specifically undead Mags). Does a lot more than symbol/cosmicfire, which is wheeee.

!?

That's easily one of the best instakills in the game. Chasm is also pretty good, if it weren't for the image of Silvanus standing and chanting "klaatu, barada, niktu" and waving his hands for about 10 seconds leading up to it.

I'm sure it is! I have been able to use it before reaching the Transcendent skill rank, after all. I just meant that with all the liquid spray of grey brain matter it feels a little - awkward.

Toadcurse is cuter and less disturbing.

:thumbsup:

Stomp on people + torso asplode == knee into face and head asplode. I am pretty sure neither qualifies as "cute".