Not the -actual- stomping. Just the toadcurse itself.

*squee*

Charune's zap owns all. 'nuff said.

I'm quite fond of Cantor's Requiem too. It's all angelic choruses and then suddenly, "I'm sorry, but you must go to hell now"

!!!

That's not fair! >:'(

******* tells you, "Where the HELL do you get gold???"

After Hallifax node went boom! and some corpses were missing, I appeared at the Megalith with them, immolated and said Malicia had them. Somehow this exchange really amused me:

Ethelon tells you, "Did Malicia give the corpses to you?"
You tell Ethelon, Fist of Luciphage, "What, did you think I mugged her?"

Appearance:
pungent meat great robes
Dropped:
A set of great robes festers here, bizarrely crafted of raw meat.
Examined:
These robes are a surreal creation indeed, being woven entirely of raw
animal meat. A thinly-sliced flap of ham has been stitched on for the
hood, while the main mass of the robes is formed from squishy hunks of
bloody red beef secured in places with silk thread. Ornamentation is
provided by strips of bacon on the cuffs and hem, marbled white with
fat. The sash of the robe is a slippery loop of unidentifiable
intestine, and there are even crude pockets on its inside lining to
provide useful, albeit greasy storage space.

The best ever, they not only made me laugh, but turned my tummy, so love you who created these!
Not saying who, lest they get picked on. Let them get themselves in that pot.

Are you able to cook and eat the meat?

no, but would make an interesting smell if the wearer were put in a fire pit..

I can't believe the Charites let that pass. Classy. Does it attract rats or snowcats, or orcs?

Or mountainlions?

Those robes were designed by Lei and inspired by my randomly mentioning "There should be robes made entirely of meat." on SH. Good stuff.

(Especially because they require like 89 meat commodities, so cheap robes for guildshop!)

But imagine trying to be stealthy in them...

Guard 1:"Man I hate standing guard in the middle of nowhere at night."

Guard 2: "Yeah, me too. But hey, like I was saying, this chick was totally all hanging out and stuff..."

Guard 1: "Wait... *sniff* Do you smell that Jim? *sniff* Smells like..."

Nekotai: "I AM THE SMELLY SNEAK!!!"

Nekotai slaughters Guards 1 and 2.

Nekotai: ... Smells like death!

I win? Estarra

(House Aurendil): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You know."
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(House Aurendil): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If I saw
Meliana kill someone, I'd freak out!"
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(House Aurendil): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Let's set her
up a kill one day."

It's sad but it's true I really need to ditch Nexus and learn to fight

(Great House Dekoven): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "Kandi! K is for kinky.
A is for awesome. N is for neverending lovin'. D is for 'dorable. I is for
ingenuous!"

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "P is for picking over listening to this, U
is for, well, you -Kk is for the kinks in Our stomach, and E is for the elation
we feel! That's right, Arin."

(Great House Dekoven): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "... how come I hear an
extended "k"?"

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "We were choking down vomit."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Screwing with Us."

(Great House Dekoven): Arin says, "Except my mind is blank that I can't get over
the "E".... all I got is E is for Eggs."

(Great House Dekoven): Kandivra says, "Poor Lord Eventru. Suffering through
listening to us so much."
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "E is for Exultation, E is for Exalted, E
is for Greatest Elder God Ever."
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(Great House Dekoven): Arin says, "Ooer."
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(Great House Dekoven): Kandivra says, "Ha!"
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(Great House Dekoven): Arin says, "E is for Excellent, Exalted, Elder God.
V is for Victorious. E is for Egg-tastic because Eggs are tasty especially
in Egg Salad Sandwiches. N is for Neverending Wisdom. T is for Terrific! R
is for Ruggedness as in the Rugged handsomeness that His awesomeness
exhudes and U is for Unbelievable hotness."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Oi."
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Well, that's, er, colourful."
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

(Great House Dekoven): You say, "That's our Arin heh."
3335h, 4005m, 4005e, 10p elrx-

When Arin asked about how Changelings came about...


(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "You see, Crumkane made a new batch of Five
Alarm Chilli, you see."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "And so Maylea and Ourselves went to taste
it."

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Well, push come to shove, We had a very
long night."


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(Great House Dekoven): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "Hmm does that mean we
changelings possess a little bit of You and Lady Maylea?"

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "No, it means your ancestry involves a
porcelain bowl."