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Ayisdra2008-08-24 14:10:22
Blackktalon GM election results

QUOTE
1. (26) Emar
2. (15) Iwiertas
3. (8) Ayisdra


Emar contested but decided after to not to run. He posted on the news board to -not- vote for him....
Diamondais2008-08-24 14:11:47
QUOTE(Ayisdra @ Aug 24 2008, 10:10 AM) 549660
Blackktalon GM election results

Emar contested but decided after to not to run. He posted on the news board to -not- vote for him....

Ack. But hilarious at the time. laugh.gif
Raiha2008-08-24 15:12:10
I've seen that happen a lot. People feel the need to launch their own personal protest, but in the end it only hurts the person who didn't want the job. Heh. I can understand that, though.
Diamondais2008-08-24 16:10:33
(Newbie): Lelu says, "What do loti spores do?"

(Newbie): Aesyra says, "If you give loti spores to someone of Celest or Serenwilde, chances are they'll immendiately panic and run away."

giggle.gif
Hazar2008-08-24 18:00:51
(Glomdoring): Ashteru says, "We have a pimp lounge."
Diamondais2008-08-24 19:42:08
Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "What if there was a biiiig boil somewhere in the guildhall."

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "And if you pushed it."

Spirit Warden Exeryte, Keeper of the Bones says, "A tapeworm popped out and wandered around."

'Boo!' Exeryte screams happily.
Iwiertas2008-08-24 21:24:39
QUOTE(Ayisdra @ Aug 24 2008, 08:10 AM) 549660
Blackktalon GM election results

Emar contested but decided after to not to run. He posted on the news board to -not- vote for him....

Honestly, though, where's the protest coming from? We have so few active members, it's not as if there's too much of a choice.
Ayisdra2008-08-24 22:25:38
QUOTE(Iwiertas @ Aug 24 2008, 05:24 PM) 549749
Honestly, though, where's the protest coming from? We have so few active members, it's not as if there's too much of a choice.


The thing is that Emar said he was leaving Lusternia. His last big thing was to place Emar's Memoirs into the guild library...
Xenthos2008-08-24 22:27:29
QUOTE(Ayisdra @ Aug 24 2008, 06:25 PM) 549765
The thing is that Emar said he was leaving Lusternia. His last big thing was to place Emar's Memoirs into the guild library...

Apparently his really last big thing was to get elected as GM while not even playing any more...
Xavius2008-08-24 22:56:29
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Aug 24 2008, 05:27 PM) 549766
Apparently his really last big thing was to get elected as GM while not even playing any more...

Maybe I should run.
Lorina2008-08-25 01:28:00
(House Aurendil): Aison (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "It's hard to play this game when you feel you need to pee constantly."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion says, "Go wear a diaper. biggrin.gif."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion says, "*innocent*."

(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Just get a bed pan."

(House Aurendil): Aison (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Eww :|."

(House Aurendil): Talkan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lt daaan!"

(House Aurendil): Aison (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "LT DAAAAN."

(House Aurendil): You say, "..."

(House Aurendil): Aison (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Whatchoo doin in that wheelchair lt dan??"

(House Aurendil): Aison (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I'M A CRIPPLE."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion says, "Run, Forrest, run!"

MWHAHAHAHA
Aison2008-08-25 01:50:31
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Unknown2008-08-25 01:51:57
You could pretend you're a race car driver that can't possibly get out of the 200mph car to use the bathroom.

It helps if you make "vroom" noises while you're doing it.
Unknown2008-08-25 02:00:00
has transferred 20 credits to you.
has transferred 10 credits to you.


WAHOOOOOO!
Unknown2008-08-25 02:53:48
Casilu tells you, "Still 79?"

You tell Sibuna Casilu Talnara, "Yep. Impossible to level when Kelysa makes me
go places. Not too complainy about that, though. Unless you say, perhaps, you
want me to go hunting with you, and I can make a b-line?"

Casilu tells you, "No, not going hunting, was just going to call you lazy."

You tell Sibuna Casilu Talnara, "D'oh."
Arin2008-08-25 03:10:12
The atmosphere darkens with a sinister green glow and the mocking hiss of snakes
rips through the sky as Revan n'Kylbar shouts, "I suppose it takes one to know
one, considering Your "wit" consists of childish displays of "I'm a God! Oh look
at Me! I'm a God!""

Revan has been seared to death by the divine flame of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "We are a God! Oh look at Us! We are a God!"
Unknown2008-08-25 03:10:54
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he atmosphere darkens with a sinister green glow and the mocking hiss of snakes
rips through the sky as Revan n'Kylbar shouts, "I suppose it takes one to know
one, considering Your "wit" consists of childish displays of "I'm a God! Oh look
at Me! I'm a God!""


A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Revan has been seared to death by the divine flame of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted.

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "We are a God! Oh look at Us! We are a God!"


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That was a great way to start off my evening of Lusty!
Unknown2008-08-25 03:20:15
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The soft, hollow voice of Nocht, the Silent resounds within your mind as His
words echo through the aether, "So violently opposed to your little ones hearing
the truth, Fool?"

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Dare not tread within a temple of the Light again, you impudent child.
Most especially to whisper your deceit and lies to one of such faith."

Maker of Mountains, Jigan, The Divine Chef shouts, "Which Light do You speak of,
Eventru? The one which has tenents for living a life according to Elohora's
binding of virtues, or the arrogance You display when showing Your plumage to
the sun in hopes something might find You attractive for once?"

Priestess of the Eternal Flame Varel d'Shallyon, Stargazing Mystic shouts, "Hold
your tongue Jigan, lets you find yourself void of one."

Maker of Mountains, Jigan, The Divine Chef shouts, "Let Eventru ignore me or
respond to me as He chooses. No amount of mortal posturing will ever cover Him
being an utter twit of a God."

Priestess of the Eternal Flame Varel d'Shallyon, Stargazing Mystic shouts, "Did
I claim to speak for my Lord Eventru, Veyda, nay, I'll rip that tainted tongue
out of Jigan's mouth for such insolence against my Lord."

You shout, "Earth the Elder, Earth the Core, Earth the Greatest of all Four.
Away with shadows, away with Light. All embrace the Earth's great might."


Holy Mother Aison La'Saet, Hand of the Exalted shouts, "And certainly no witty
phrase will ever renounce you for being a waste of a mortal shard, traitor."

The atmosphere darkens with a sinister green glow and the mocking hiss of snakes
rips through the sky as Revan n'Kylbar shouts, "Perhaps you should reserve
attempts at being witty to those who can actually do it correctly, Aison."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Something you would know nothing of, Revan. So be silent."

The atmosphere darkens with a sinister green glow and the mocking hiss of snakes
rips through the sky as Revan n'Kylbar shouts, "I suppose it takes one to know
one, considering Your "wit" consists of childish displays of "I'm a God! Oh look
at Me! I'm a God!""

*Revan gets zapped*

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "We are a God! Oh look at Us! We are a God!"

Postulant Suzaku Dekoven, Methrenton's Phoenix shouts, "And so, the mountain has
fallen. There is no stone large enough that water can not blast it away."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Now you may continue to crawl, Jigan, amongst the offal of a Soulless
God."

Kyriel shouts, "Can everyone please shut the Nil up now? I doubt anyone in the
Basin wants to hear all of your idiocy. I'm sure a few ears are already
bleeding."

You shout, "Sand runs deeper than all the Seas. Stone stands higher than all the
Clouds. Magma burns hotter than the hottest Flame. Glory be to the Earth and all
that is of the Earth."

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "What did poetry ever do to you, Iytha? Really now."

Kyriel shouts, "Come now Lord Eventru, can't even listen to a comment from
someone wittier than you without sending someone to Astral? I thought You were
supposed to be "better" than mortals."

Grand Crusader Pharamon Inalai, Marshal of the Dawn shouts, "You aren't the
picture of someone who's better than much, and don't forget, I know you better
than some."

Unblooded Fasaetta shouts, "Why aren't we all getting along? I'm sure everyone
would be happier if they just had a cookie."

Crylia Dawneye shouts, "Agreed!"

Ecclesiar Kialkarkea Diodorus shouts, "I concur with Fasaetta. Please!"

Penumbra Yeoj shouts, "I wouldn't mind some ice cream actually..."
Meliana2008-08-25 04:09:57
(The Dekoven Lineage): Arin says, "When I leave Astral, there are no more virgins."
3425h, 4119m, 4119e, 10p exk-
(The Dekoven Lineage): Arin says, "Mwuahaha."


<3 Arin

Unknown2008-08-25 04:18:45
A wandering bard yells, "Help! Help, I'm being kidnapped!"

Lekius Aramanth yells, "Stop being loud!"

A wandering bard yells, "Heeellp!"

(Serenwilde): Casilu says, "You really should tie up your victims, Lekius."

(Serenwilde): Lekius says, "Too much effort."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Is this the same bard that shouted nonsense about the
plague?"

A wandering bard yells, "Help! Villainy! They're trying to give me the plague!"

Lekius Aramanth yells, "We told you to perform!!"

You yell, "Shaddap about the plague before I give you it, bard!"

You rub your temples in frustration.

A wandering bard yells, "Villainy!"

Lekius Aramanth yells, "Get back here!!"

You blink.

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

(Serenwilde): You say, "Be on the lookout for a runaway bard?"

(Serenwilde): Fasaetta says, "Get him!"

(Serenwilde): Rhaell says, "Why are we squishing bards?"

A wandering bard yells, "Help! He's threatening my life!"

You yell, "Your fault for following a stranger in the first place!"

A wandering bard yells, "Help! Help, he's attacking us!"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Lekius..."

(Serenwilde): Lekius says, "Casilu started it!"

(Serenwilde): Casilu says, "Liar!"

(Serenwilde): You say, "I don't care who started it, fix it!"

A wandering bard yells, "Help! He's going to kill my hero!"