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by Terentia

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Hazar2008-08-25 23:18:14
Pretty sure there's another one beyond all those. halo.gif
Unknown2008-08-25 23:35:29
a midnight blue sari resplendent with gold

A rich sheet of midnight blue brocade, slightly shimmering and cold in
touch, forms one of the layers of this luxurious sari. Stitched upon the
other side is smooth silk a tone darker in hue, the two layers
interchangeable and allowing for varied compositions of the dress.
Opulent embroidery adorns one edge of the brocade in variegated shades
of gold with tiny pieces of beryl, yellow diamond and fiery opal
scattered throughout the embellishment.
It has 24 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 2 pounds and 0 ounce(s).
Shaddus2008-08-26 01:23:40
(Market): Falon says, "Whee."

Falon of the Murder (Male Loboshigaru).
His motto: 'Life is like a donut edible.'


GOD, does it never end?
Aramel2008-08-26 02:36:13
(The Talnaras): Kaguya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wait, what
happened now?"

(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "They called their kid "Dandelion" and he exploded."

(The Talnaras): Kaguya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I don't get it. Is
this a joke?"

(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "No."

(The Talnaras): Casilu says, "The baby is named Dandelion. He exploded."

(The Talnaras): Casilu says, "This is not a joke, strangely."

(The Talnaras): Kaguya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I guess he got
over-fertilized?"

(The Talnaras): Kaguya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So. What are we
supposed to do next?"

(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "Give honeycakes to the exploded pieces and bring
'em back."

(The Talnaras): Kaguya (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Right. Sugar fixes
everything when it comes to fae. How silly of me to forget."

(The Talnaras): Nejii says, "I wonder if this is what the fae think of as
"sturdy.""

Edit: On the subject of saris:

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a green silk sari edged with golden flowers

A swathe of dark green silk, the material light and cool to the touch,
forms this flowing sari. When worn, the garment is wound twice around
the body, gathered in even pleats to trail down to the floor, and may be
adjusted to either reveal or conceal the midriff. The loose end of the
sari drapes over one shoulder, leaving the other arm bare. Along the
edges of the material winds a wide band of golden embroidery, depicting
a glorious riot of entwining golden flowers and buds. Each blossom bears
at its heart a smooth gemstone cabochon, catching the light in a
shimmering display of colours.
Shaddus2008-08-26 03:02:59

(Celest): Arin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tongue my ear, it'll make
me feel better."

(Celest): Arin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ack."
Lorick2008-08-26 03:06:14
Yeah, made me stop from killing demons and do a doubletake.
Hazar2008-08-26 03:13:34
Having won an extended rock-paper-scissors match to be alone with the baby...

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Calmly, you say to Dandelion Sweetpease, "Can you say...'Wyrd'?"

Smiling broadly, you say to Dandelion Sweetpease, "Say it with me. Wyyyyrdd."

You urge your companions onwards.

You urge Dandelion Sweetpease onwards.
Dandelion Sweetpease gurgles at you like a babe.

You give a pained sigh.

You say to Dandelion Sweetpease, "We'll come back to this. Practice!"
Exeryte2008-08-26 03:26:52
Here is aforementioned rock-papper-scissors match.

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The cheery stoves of Faethorn.
The green glow from a trio of burning stoves sends waves of heat pouring into the room with a furious intensity. Here lies the true heart of the realm where bread is baked despite several of them screaming not to be cooked and meat is roasted despite the qualms of the flesh's owner. A spit turns over a roaring irridescent fire that spits out little shooting stars that skip across the ground and several strips of some sort of meat have already been sliced and served. The amount of food it takes to feed such a large society makes it understandable that these stoves never go unlit combined with the fact that they oftentimes get grouchy when not kept hot. Piles of various creatures ready to be cooked are kept penned and cool in a root cellar that is dug near the underground river. Perriwinkle Sweetpease stands here, his lopsided wings fluttering erratically. Butter Sweetpease swirls about her kitchen, scattering candied violets everywhere. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Gurgling quietly to himself, baby Dandelion Sweetpease is here playing with his toes. Veyda d'Illici is here, shrouded. He wields flowing nekai of sleek silver in each hand.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.

Veyda d'Illici says, "Rock paper scissors for the baby?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "On three."

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

Veyda d'Illici throws paper.

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his fist into a rock.

"Damn it!" you swear in frustration.

"Haha!" laughs Veyda.

You say, "Wait."

You say, "Best two out of three."

Veyda d'Illici says, "Done and done."

You say, "On three."

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a scissor shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hand into a pair of scissors.

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a scissor shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hand into a pair of scissors.

You say, "Tricky tricky."

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a paper shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hand into a piece of paper.

Veyda chuckles long and heartily.

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a paper shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hand into a piece of paper.

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a scissor shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hand into a pair of scissors.

Veyda utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a rock shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hand into a rock.

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a rock shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hands into a giant rock.

You say, "One."

You say, "Two."

You say, "Three!"

You have emoted: Exeryte makes his hands into a scissor shape.

Veyda d'Illici forms his hand into a rock.

Veyda nods his head affirmatively.

You snap your fingers.

Veyda d'Illici says, "My baby."

You say, "Meh, I don't even want it."

Veyda smiles softly at Dandelion Sweetpease.
Dandelion Sweetpease gurgles at Veyda like a new born babe.
Xiel2008-08-26 03:53:40
:rofl:
Unknown2008-08-26 03:58:32
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Aug 25 2008, 06:23 PM) 550122
(Market): Falon says, "Whee."

Falon of the Murder (Male Loboshigaru).
His motto: 'Life is like a donut edible.'
GOD, does it never end?


Will Glom care at all if we jump him?

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Unknown2008-08-26 05:08:18
Falon of the Murder (Male Loboshigaru).
His warcry: 'Want a pieace of me boy!'


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Arix2008-08-26 05:22:13
QUOTE(Denust @ Aug 25 2008, 08:58 PM) 550186
Will Glom care at all if we jump him?

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Not at all.
Unknown2008-08-26 05:24:07
(Market): Arin says, "Boobinder sought for. Please send tells."
Unknown2008-08-26 05:56:04
My system being hilariously wonky:

influence chicken with begging
Unknown2008-08-26 06:08:47
.. they named their kid Dandelion? Some admin has a -really- twisted sense of humour here.

Tempted to just let the kid go Glom now..
Iwiertas2008-08-26 06:12:02
QUOTE(Shaddus Mes @ Aug 25 2008, 07:23 PM) 550122
(Market): Falon says, "Whee."

Falon of the Murder (Male Loboshigaru).
His motto: 'Life is like a donut edible.'
GOD, does it never end?

(After he threatened to eat Draca)

Deathly soft, you say to Falon, "If you ever threaten a member of the Glomdoring again, I will personally see to it that you regret it. Go eat a deer."

(... A while later.)

Falon tells you, "How do i eaat the deer?"
Unknown2008-08-26 06:35:12
Hey guys. Remember Synobis? :X
Rika2008-08-26 06:40:22

(Adiks): Alacardael says, "I want to join Maylea too, if I wasn't already so horny with Charune."
Arix2008-08-26 06:43:31
QUOTE(Archer2 @ Aug 25 2008, 11:35 PM) 550232
Hey guys. Remember Synobis? :X


I do remember him. I convinced him to join Celest shortly before I moved to Mag. He later made an alt that censor.gif ed the credit market
Unknown2008-08-26 06:52:15
QUOTE(rika @ Aug 26 2008, 02:40 PM) 550237
(Adiks): Alacardael says, "I want to join Maylea too, if I wasn't already so horny with Charune."


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