Mind, meet gutter!

I have an ear infection...

(*) Currently, there are 28 Lusternians on this Plane and 18 on other Planes.

... is... anyone... out there?

We're playing in Achaea.

Exeryte tells you, "So this novice asks me like 50 questions each day and I
patiently help him and get him armor and stuff."
Exeryte tells you, "And now he wants you to mentor him."
Exeryte tells you, "What a skank."

*g*

All the Serens who want to kill Falon should be careful.
Apparently, he can kill Xiel.

(According to him)

Tell him to duel Xiel.

Druid Lehki Mes'ard, Heir of Glinshari says to Casilu, "You should tell better
jokes."

You say to Lehki, "I really love hearing Casilu tell her jokes to you, though."

Lehki runs around and around you, flapping his arms madly.

You say to Casilu, "You should remind him how that Bullkick one goes again."

You nod your head sagely.

Lehki peers about himself unscrupulously.

Sibuna Casilu Talnara, Hero of the Bards says, "I have a better one."

Sibuna Casilu Talnara, Hero of the Bards says to Lehki, "Knock knock."

Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of
protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.

Lehki peers about himself unscrupulously.

You tilt your head and listen intently to Casilu.

Druid Lehki Mes'ard, Heir of Glinshari says to Casilu, "Who's there?"

Lekius creates a sparkling cloud and then molds it until it appears like
himself.

Sibuna Casilu Talnara, Hero of the Bards says to Lehki, "Repeated crunch in the
head until I smash it open."

Lehki blinks.

Lehki glances askance.

You snicker softly to yourself.

You urge Lehki onwards.

Druid Lehki Mes'ard, Heir of Glinshari says, "I don't think I like where this is
going."

Casilu hums a happy tune.

Lehki blinks.

Sibuna Casilu Talnara, Hero of the Bards asks, "Well, keep going please?"

Lehki gives a pained sigh.

Casilu looks at Lehki hopefully.

Druid Lehki Mes'ard, Heir of Glinshari says to Casilu, "Repeated crunch in the
head until you smash it open who?"

Sibuna Casilu Talnara, Hero of the Bards says to Lehki, "Repeated crunch in the
head until I smash it open is really bullkick!"

Madach arrives from the northeast.

Madach says to you, "Urgent message for your ladyship."

You tilt your head and listen intently to Madach.

You ask Madach, "Yes?"

Madach says to you, "I'm not allowed to tell you who from, but I'm being paid
six goldtint for it."

His tongue dancing gracefully, Madach kisses you with melting passion.

Madach says to you, "KISSOGRAM."

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

Sioned gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Lekius's eyes widen slightly and the corner of his right eye starts to tic
uncontrollably.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

Madach disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.
A frost hag says, "I will be watching, Madach."
A frost hag watches Madach leave intently.

Anisu gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Casilu rolls on the floor, laughing.

You fall over and die.

Even Eventru advertises for me...

(Celest): Eventru says, "Holy cow!"

(Celest): Eventru says, "(sponge cake) at an Arin near you."

Finally dug it out of logs! See, we Nihilists have a sense of humour too!


(Nihilists): Amatsemaru says, "My. The whole Trinity is about. Some kind of scheming must be happening."

(Nihilists): Othero says, "It is poor form to announce the fact that we scheme."

(Nihilists): Kailanna says, "Or perhaps it is cunning to disguise one hidden scheme beneath one that is less hidden."

(Nihilists): You say, "Or perhaps there is no scheming whatsoever and you are all suspicious, and your suspicion will in fact blind you to the real scheme."

(Nihilists): Amatsemaru says, "Clever, Heresiarch."

(Nihilists): Kailanna says, "But if there is in fact a scheme, is our assumption that there is scheming merely suspicion, or simply observation?"

(Nihilists): You say, "If there is a scheme, which one might not know, then it would be an observation yet foolishly revealed, one should have schemed to prevent or use the scheme to begin with, in their favour."

(Nihilists): Kailanna says, "Ah, but only showing one card in one's hand does not reveal the entire hand, and may fool others into thinking you are not as clever as you actually are."

(Nihilists): You say, "Indeed, one could point out a scheme in existence or preemptively suspect it and reveal such, to further their own scheme and spot the real one or at least scheme to make the schemers falter, after all."

(Nihilists): Kailanna says, "Precisely my thoughts, Heresiarch."

(Nihilists): Othero says, "Though it seems that could put you in more risk then the schemers. By pointing out there scheme you have put them on alert, they will now keep a sharper eye on you."

(Nihilists): You say, "But that depends fully upon the scheme, perhaps the schemer to reveal the scheme actually knew of the scheme but were helpless. By brining it into the light they might in fact thwart it in their favour."

(Nihilists): Othero says, "I think this conversation would be different if there really was a scheme."

(Nihilists): Kailanna says, "Or perhaps that is only what you want us to think, and you are the one with a secret scheme that you do not want discovered."

(Nihilists): Othero says, "That does not mean you do not have a scheme. This could easily be a chance for you to bring others into the light and shift the attention of those who are currently suspicious of you."

(Nihilists): You say, "Which is what whichever one of us could be doing."

(Nihilists): Kailanna says, "Hopefully that is what each of us are doing. Otherwise we've learned little from our early educations here."

(Nihilists): Othero says, "And who has been so silent during this? Iconoclast Amatsemaru, what is your scheme?"

(Nihilists): Amatsemaru (from the Aetherways) says, "My scheme? Now, if I told you it wouldn't be a surprise."

(Nihilists): Amatsemaru (from the Aetherways) says, "You should know better, Mystagogue."

(Nihilists): Amatsemaru (from the Aetherways) says, "Be well, Nihilists!"

(Nihilists): You say, "Dully noted, Iconoclast's sudden departure having shot back few off-handy comments in her defence."

Not only him! :

Dust rises and settles as Baz the great winged wallaby lands heavily near Maylea. The little joey in Baz the great winged wallaby's pouch tosses a holy cow sponge cake in the air which Baz the great winged wallaby catches and hands to Maylea before soaring into the skies once more.

Maylea gives a holy cow sponge cake to you.

You smile softly.

Maylea, Bloom of Serenity smiles impishly and says, "Arin is too kind."

Is that implied permission?

I wonder how much ego a little novice will have...

Feel free to kill Falon. If we ask questions, just say he attacked first.

And the funny thing is, everybody would believe it.

Several pieces.

Ethelon tells you, "I need help, Revan keeps turning down my come ons and Nariahwon't give it up at night. On top of this thoros keeps peeking in my window at night and won't make a move.. WTF do I do?!?"

(Celest): Wuylinfe says, "There's a nasty Magnagoran hunting party in the
Undervault, careful while you're there."

(Celest): Nezha says, "I actually walked into the room with them. I decided to
let them live and proceeded to walk away instead."

(Celest): Doman (from the Aetherways) says, "Ha."

(Celest): Steingrim says, "I knew this girl once. I paid a bard to serenade
her...I wanted her to move away."