4027h, 4871m, 5934e, 10e, 15385en, 20973w elrxkb- <22:29:10.663>
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You are wielding a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design in your left hand and a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design in your right hand.
You are holding:
6 beryl vials, 3 moonstone vials, 4 jade vials, 6 opal vials, an amethyst vial, 24 turquoise vials, 20 bloodstone vials, 4 coral vials, 7 diamond vials, 10 pearl vials, a soot-blackened tinderbox, an emerald vial, an onyx vial, a silk scroll soaked in blood, 16 garnet vials, a fist-shaped sigil, 3 magically-preserved letters, a leafy scroll, 7 sapphire vials, a painting of Rika, a Scroll of Protection, a plush doll of Lady Elohora, the Eternal Light, a Scroll of Healing, a fine vellum scroll, a personal journal, 3 simple oaken pipes, a figurine of Rika, a blood stained scroll, a bottle, 15 iridescent spores, the corpse of a serpentine starsucker, a bit of silvery essence, 850 firmly packed snowballs.
You are wearing:
8 pocketbelts, a sleek green leg scabbard, a bracelet of woven gold and silver, an ebony thorn embroidered frock coat, a verdant flyer's cloak, soft deep green robes, an antique platinum necklace, a jade leaf necklace, a blue bunny backpack, a seven stone onyx bracelet, Gloves of Harvesting, a cool tulip of dusk, a silver phoenix ring, an onyx ring of black roses, a thin amethyst band, a thin emerald band, a playful platypus ring.
You have 30 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 1022 items and are carrying no gold.
4027h, 4871m, 5934e, 10e, 15385en, 20987w elrxkb- <22:29:12.205>

I forget I drop them on dying, I should just leave them in the storage unit.

Or not make so many. My question is...


WHY!?! FOR GODS SAKES WHY HOLY BEJEESUS!!

Well, that is a long story. I've been dropping them in various places for fun. Now, I'm using the Talnara manse to store them. So no more of that!

Manse? Ooh. Cold storage or future lake?

It's the Riverside manse. Nothing shall change!

(Bellator Societas): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Msg maylea
Xiel enemied me for no real reason. I haven't harmed your order in any way, and
am rather hurt that I would be declared an enemy. I wish to spread the love of
flowers to everyone, as I was previously a flowermancer for a brief bit of time
during the abscece of the Taint. This has hardwired into my mind the importance
of flowers, and thus it is my wish to be unenemied to Your order unless I do
harm to it."
(Bellator Societas): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Suck it,
Xiel."

EDIT:

(Bellator Societas): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Message #5129
Sent by: Maylea 08/28 06:17 "My heart is warmed by the your heart-felt
confession, Revan. I am so so convinced of your innocence - after all, one who
has done nothing to Me and Mine would certainly not have been in the realm of My
friend Lisaera destroying the things that both of us hold dear to ourselves -
that I will lift your enemy status as soon as we bring the true culprit to
light. Those of your guild are able to wear the faces of others, and your people
seem aligned well with the Glomdoring, since both of you attacked the Ethereal
Serenwilde, that surely it should be a small matter to discover the identity of
the person pretending to be you. I hope that your justice is as swift and
sincere as your honesty in this matter. I shall wait with bated breath, sweet
flowermancer.""

I'm sorry!

I didn't mean ALL of them!

I feel abused. Halp!

Nejii is good at abusing.

Sohei Revan, Grandmaster of Flowers.


I could totally see that.

Just think of the messages they'll get when they all decay!

If it were me, I'd eat them all.
And still probably not get anywhere past 'not hungry.'

(Market): Arin says, "A is for Awesome. R is for Raunchy. I is for Incredible. N
is for Nice! Food in Aethershop Ignis!"

(Market): Crylia says, "C is for crunchy. R is for really cool. Y is for... ah
screw it. Visit the Gifts aethershop!"

Nejii slices through a Daughter of Darkness in a graceful arc with Kjat, Horizon
Weft.
A Daughter of Night springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Night springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Darkness springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Darkness springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.
A Daughter of Shadow springs to a Daughter of Darkness's defence.


Oops.

That was not OOPS, Shuyin died first!

(clan): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You know what they say about people who imply."
(clan): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They make imps out of lies..."
(clan): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wait."
(clan): You say, "Who the (heck) says that."
(clan): Ceren says, "Wtf."
(clan): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That doesn't work.."
(clan): Malarious (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Wtf."
(clan): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "(Butt) out of you and me!"
(clan): You say, "I think you mean assume."
(clan): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ":(."
(clan): Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Shut up."

I have discovered something. Revan is Biff from Back to the Future.

This belongs in Real Life Quotes, but anyway...

I was talking with a friend once, and it went like this:

Ed: I just assumed it was.
Me: You know what happens when you've assumed.
Ed: Wut?
Me: You make an ass out of..um...Ed.

I thought it was funny, even if no one else does.