Quotes 4

by Terentia

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Esano2008-08-30 09:23:17
A firmly packed snowball, the corpse of a large wood weevil, the corpse of a giant red weevil, the corpse of a lumbering red weevil, the corpse of a large wood weevil, the corpse of a lumbering red weevil, a sugar crystal, the corpse of a fat green weevil, a strain of bird song, a strain of bird song, a length of rope, the corpse of a lumbering red weevil, the corpse of a rattlesnake, a green pill, the corpse of a chicken, the corpse of a chicken, the corpse of a sand cobra, the corpse of a rainbow trout, the corpse of a blue roan, the corpse of a brown hare, the corpse of a brown hare, the corpse of a fledgling roc, the corpse of a fledgling roc, the corpse of a fledgling roc, the corpse of a fierce and enormous roc, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a brown hill goat, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a brown hill goat, the corpse of a brown hill goat, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a brown hill goat, the corpse of a brown baby goat, the corpse of a brown hill goat, the corpse of a brown hill goat, the corpse of a brown baby goat, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a rattlesnake, the corpse of a brown baby goat, the corpse of a brown baby goat, the corpse of a small red squirrel, the corpse of a giant red weevil, the corpse of a small red squirrel, the corpse of a large wood weevil, the corpse of a large wood weevil, the corpse of a lumbering red weevil, the corpse of a large wood weevil, a strain of bird song, a strain of bird song, a strain of bird song, the corpse of a giant red weevil, a strain of bird song, the corpse of a giant red weevil, a strain of bird song, a strain of bird song, the corpse of a fat green weevil, a strain of bird song, a strain of bird song, a strain of bird song, the corpse of a giant red weevil, the corpse of a giant red weevil, the corpse of a giant red weevil, a group of 4 wood commodities, and a bunch of pennyroyal fall to the ground from above.
Thick, oily smoke pours out of your mouth and creates an ankle-deep carpet of seething black fog. As the smoke is soaked into the ground, the area turns putrid and foul. This location is now tainted.
You feel the magics of Alianna release their grip upon this location.

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For those who don't realise it, they were in the trees., dropped by people who died there.
Shaddus2008-08-30 13:54:01
(Celest): Garosho says, "Imagine all the cheesy goodness you could beg from rats..."
Unknown2008-08-30 16:53:34
I thought about putting this in real life lack of rants, but Kinson's responses made it more amusing (and distract slightly from the fact that it was entirely my fault). So yeah, I learned something about car breaks. Now I know more than shiney side up, rubber side down.

QUOTE
Kinson tells you, "Besides, I should slaughter you."
Kinson tells you, "Your poor car, sheesh."
You tell Regent Kinson Talnara, Hart's Glory, "Yeah... well, the squeaking
stopped, so I was like, its all good."
Kinson tells you, "NOOOO."
Kinson tells you, "The squeaking is the warning system! You goober!"
You tell Regent Kinson Talnara, Hart's Glory, "Then the grinding started."
Kinson tells you, "Arrrrg."
You tell Regent Kinson Talnara, Hart's Glory, "And thought, hmm, maybe I
shouldn't ignore this."
Kinson tells you, "You make me cry."
Kinson tells you, "Gah, learn to change the oil."
Kinson tells you, "And redeem yourself."


I got an earful from my dad and my brother as well, as apparenlty there was but a small fraction of an inch left of my rotors. Which is, I am informed, "A very bad thing that I should never have let happen, and I'm lucky the brakes didn't disintigrate on me"
Aison2008-08-30 19:52:42
Lern2bmechanical biggrin.gif.

My sister did something like that when we were younger. I tried to change the oil in a jeep and totally effed that up. It was fun stuff.
Rika2008-08-30 20:17:45
On Glom trees:

Exeryte tells you, "Well our trees aren't really trees, they're more rigid, fleshy poles."

The truth has been revealed.
Urazial2008-08-30 21:46:09
That's why Serens won't leave them alone. huh.gif
Unknown2008-08-31 00:19:39
QUOTE
You give a brain to a thoughtful scholar.
A thoughtful scholar says, "I don't really want this..."
A thoughtful scholar presses a brain back into your hands.


He does not want his brains.
Casilu2008-08-31 00:21:00
sip frost
You cannot drink from a frost hag.
Reiha2008-08-31 00:30:02
Kinky.
Doman2008-08-31 00:31:08
That wouldn't be something to see at the Tree.

Casilu takes a drink from a Frost Hag
A Frost hag pinches Casilu on the rear testing for firmness.
Shiri2008-08-31 01:04:10
(Serenwilde): Rika says, "That was funny."
(Serenwilde): Casilu says, "Missed it."
(Serenwilde): Lekius says, "I laughed."

Aadoryn, Aqua Spout shouts, "Ahhahaa!"

(Serenwilde): Aramel says, "...right on cue."
(Serenwilde): Lekius says, "Kinda like that really."
(Serenwilde): Rika says, "Heh."
(Serenwilde): Iasmos says, "Bizarre."
(Serenwilde): Casilu says, "That was horribly perfect timing."

Penitent Rhaena d'Murani, Handmaiden of the Heresiarch shouts, "Off."
Aramel2008-08-31 01:10:40
Edit: Ninja'd. *sulk*
Exeryte2008-08-31 01:15:20
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Shaddus2008-08-31 03:15:19
A Massive Mauve Sac has been destroyed by a forestal gargantuan.
Veyda has died in the imploded wreckage of A Massive Mauve Sac.
You see the death occur at Encased in a myriad of fleshy fibres.

chin.gif Who names a ship that?
Hazar2008-08-31 03:34:19
It's named Cocoon. >.>
Raiha2008-08-31 03:50:40
You hear through a small screech owl's ears: Lendren says, "It's not *that*
long."

Gracious me, I'm going to have to be more careful about where I leave my poor owl.
Unknown2008-08-31 04:05:50
QUOTE(Raiha @ Aug 30 2008, 11:50 PM) 552220
You hear through a small screech owl's ears: Lendren says, "It's not *that*
long."

Gracious me, I'm going to have to be more careful about where I leave my poor owl.


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Rika2008-08-31 04:47:48
On raising Ascendants:


(The Talnaras): Akui says, "Dear, if you want any more children, you had better not raise that freaking owl."
Aramel2008-08-31 04:49:11
Ninja'd again. Damn you all.

Much wub.gif for that clan, though.
Lisaera2008-08-31 05:36:41
Before any of you make any more posts, I'd like to remind you that this sort of information should not be publicized, and as such, we will be making changes to your posts. It's exciting to learn new things, yes, but just remember to consider a bit about strange things before posting!