@Akui
I don't even know what a rotor is.

(Disciples of Klangratch): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "She's
a mercenary Aison."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You
should start your own merc service."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Oh gawd."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Aison's 'Better Than Shikha's' Inquisition-Whoring Mercenary Service."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Wait I got a better one."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Aison's 'Better than Shikha's'
Inquisition-Whoring, Soulless-flinging, Judgement-smiting Mercenary Service.
Hire me, get 2 Ascendants free!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And a
mana vial. That ad is approved."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Sweet."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Plus
special edition Eventru code."

Fun with morons
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(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Would anyone like me to do anything for them."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Go kill Rika."

Talan tells you, "Mean."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Arix dont be stupid i will stand a chance wont i."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Well i can try."

(Glomdoring): Kundu says, "Thats the spirit!"

(Glomdoring): You say, "She'd never see it coming, you have the advantage of
surprise."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "If i yell help its because sje murdering me
vilontly."

(Glomdoring): Izekeal says, "For the split second before she actually swung."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Can i shout death will come to all that follows
serenwilde."

(Glomdoring): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "No."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Awwww."

The shadow of Daedalion suddenly grows longer.

(Glomdoring): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And you cannot kill Rika
either, so perhaps you should go hunt and make yourself strong."

(Glomdoring): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Quietly."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "I can try."

(Glomdoring): You say, "He'll never know if he doesn't try."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "And even if i dont win at least i hurt her."

(Glomdoring): Jayde says, "...I'll pay you if you take a vow of silence for a
year."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Oki."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Ok."

(Glomdoring): Jayde says, "Awesome, it starts now."

(Glomdoring): Kundu says, "What does?"

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Wait up you never payed me."

(Glomdoring): Jayde says, "Quickest fail on record."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Payment was for after the year was up."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Oh ok it starts again."

(Glomdoring): Izekeal says, "Someone scribe the date please."

(Glomdoring): Amani says, "So scribed."

(Glomdoring): Izekeal says, "Mind you, if you fail, I'm feeding you to Brother
Crow personally, Falon."

(Glomdoring): Falon says, "Can i jsut say one for thing."

(Glomdoring): You say, "What did Brother Crow ever do to you Izekeal?"

(Glomdoring): Talan (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Fail."

Falon has fallen to the magical prowess of Songsage Alacardael Talnara.

(Glomdoring): Jayde says, "Quickest fail on record."

Best. Line. Ever.

I died twice after.

I thought Glom was gonna pretend their deathsight's not up

(Adiks): Alger says, "Rika likes 'em big boys."

I bring out a strange side of Exeryte.

Exeryte tells you, "The superfluous agents of the Glorified Weed's Order shall
soon bathe in the ferocity of the Sealed Lips."

Thought it was cute.

Urazial tells you, "I'M NOT SILLY, I NEED YOUR CUPCAKES!!"

Dae makes Scorpion's squirt. xD

Awww And:



Would have been funnier if a Celestian killed him, but ehh.

She goes Ninjakari to grief, she kills guards with the demisquad, then she kills supernals when there are no defenders around, and then she shouts silly stuff that could potentially be badass, but are really just pathetic because it's the man, Celina. She won't ask for a duel ICly but she'll come on forums to complain bitch gloat etc etc until her tongue is on the verge of falling off (but never does, unfortunately, and more so than anyone else in the game combined). Summed up, he's not worth an ounce of your time to consider, Reiha. =D

What's the opposite of 'opposites attract', hrm...

Congruous exothermics?

The only thing I do is the whining on forums, which 90% of lusternia is guilty of.

I don't whine.

I generally try to avoid whining

(Jhagar): You say, "Message #614 Sent by: Alondra 09/01 23:20 "I hope you get
crabs. And leave me the hell alone.""

(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, "ROFL."

(Jhagar): You say, "..."

(Jhagar): Livictus (from the Astral Plane) says, "ROFL."

(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, "We gonna bash this to motes,
Vath."

(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, "So come if you want to get in on
the exp."

(Jhagar): You say, "I can't bash, my crabs are itching."

(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, "ROFL."

(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, "-ectoplasm vath-."

(Jhagar): Livictus (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hahahah."

(Jhagar): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, "He's offbal cuz he can't stop
itching his ."